Single Take, Canon Fodder & Dare Daniel

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/DareDanielE091S01.mp3 Spookies – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 91 “Look at me! I’m Duke the horny ghost.” Beloved cock-caster Daniel Barnes and accomplished John Jay impersonator Corky McDonnell devour the 1980s horror smorgasbord of Spookies . It’s overstuffed and pointlessly convoluted in a good way, a go-for-broke hor...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/DareDanielE090S01.mp3 Deadly Attraction  – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 90 “I can’t believe this is happening!” Recorded live from a Red Lobster parking lot, Daniel and Corky review the immoral moralizing of Menetie T. Ejeye’s  Deadly Attraction . A deranged take on the Oedipal myth,  Deadly Attraction  stars Matt O&#82...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/DareDanielE089S01.mp3 Big Money Hustlas – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 89 “Now there’s an Oscar waiting to happen.” Daniel “Lemon Meringue Pie-Ass” Barnes and Harry Cox fanboy Corky McDonnell go horrorcore with their review of  Big Money Hustlas . Insane Clown Posse members Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope star as Blac...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/DareDanielE088S01.mp3 Ava (2020) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 88 “This is business.” Derek and the Dominos cover band frontman Corky McDonnell and comedy understander Daniel Barnes confront Management with their review of the dreadful Ava . Jessica Chastain stars as the titular palindrome, a sensitive hitwoman confronting her tor...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/DareDanielE087S01.mp3 The New Mutants – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 87 “Within all of us, there are at least two bores. One of those bores is this movie.” Daniel and Corky put away their old mutants in anticipation of reviewing Josh Boone’s franchise non-starter, The New Mutants . A movie that no one wanted,  The New Mutants...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/DareDanielE086S01.mp3 Hercules in New York – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 86 “Hercules schmercules!” Daniel and Corky descend from  Olympus to review the fish-out-of-water monkeyshines of Arthur Allan Seidelman’s  Hercules in New York . A movie seemingly devoid of second takes, this debut film for 22-year-old Arnold Schwarzen...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/DareDanielE085S01.mp3 Runaway (1984) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 85 “Now kiss your ass goodbye!” Daniel and Corky don their electro-magnetic scatter-suits to review Tom Selleck as a robot-hating cop in Michael Crichton’s Runaway . A cliched cop movie with the tiniest sliver of a sci-fi twist,  Runaway barrages you with woo...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/DareDanielE084S01.mp3 Foodfight! – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 84 “My friends come out to creep.” Marketropolis stock boys Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell use their dog-tective skills to investigate the rancid animated feature Foodfight! . With its horrifying, half-finished visuals and an ensemble cast of sex predator corporate...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/DareDanielE083S01.mp3 The Conqueror – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 83 “I am bereft of spit!” Get your Geiger counters ready for this patently offensive episode of the Dare Daniel Podcast. Daniel and Corky review John Wayne in the role he was born to never play, Mongol leader Genghis Khan in The Conqueror . Elsewhere, Daniel and Cor...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/DareDanielE082S01.mp3 Johnny Mnemonic – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 82 “Get that piece of garbage out of here.” LoTek interns Daniel and Corky clear out their brains to properly review Keanu Reeves in Johnny Mnemonic . Reeves leads an international cast of tax breaks in this chintzy cyberpunk thriller inexplicably directed by arti...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/DareDanielE081S01.mp3 Holidate – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 81 “It’s my new least favorite word in the world.” Daniel and Corky serve as each other’s holidate on this holidate-themed episode of the Dare Daniel podcast. Rancid self-awareness and a complete lack of sincerity rule the holidate in this shallow rom-com sta...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/DareDanielE080S01.mp3 The Jesus Rolls – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 80 “Wiping your ass is an experience.” Daniel and Corky fuck with the Jesus in this day-drinking episode by reviewing John Turturro’s  The Jesus Rolls . Tonal atrocities abound in this pointless amalgam of a Big Lebowski side-quel and an age-inappropriate re...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/DareDanielE079S01.mp3 Holiday Engagement – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 79 “Everyone’s losing their shit about Gav.” The Park Post Herald  star reporters Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell get the scoop on Hallmark Channel Christmas with help from Gav of Films on Trial.  Holiday Engagement  pairs witless “journalist&#822...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/DareDanielE078S01.mp3 Christmas with the Kranks – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 78 “You’ve tried the rest, now try us.” Podcast cucks Daniel and Corky contemplate skipping Christmas for the rest of their lives after suffering through Joe Roth’s sad and depressing Christmas with the Kranks . Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/DareDanielE077S01.mp3 Speed Kills – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 77 “Examine a man’s faults, you find his virtues.” Daniel and Corky close the book on Travolt-ember, their annual tribute to the always overacting John Travolta. However, the hosts encounter an unusually sedate Travolta in Speed Kills , an incomprehensibly incom...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/DareDanielE076S01.mp3 Lucky Numbers – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 76 “Ironic — just another word for saying you’re getting screwed.” Is it Travolt-ember already? Our annual tribute to Travolta kicks off with a review of Nora Ephron’s catastrophically unfunny Lucky Numbers . This shambling crime-comedy stars Travo...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/DareDanielE075S01.mp3 Elvira, Mistress of the Dark – Scare Daniel Podcast Episode 75 “You get it, girlfriend!” Pulchritude purveyor Corky McDonnell and soup monster Daniel Barnes conclude Scare Daniel 2020 with  Elvira, Mistress of the Dark . This one-note vehicle sees the macabre sexpot travel to Small Town USA to collect an inhe...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/DareDanielE074S01.mp3 Q: The Winged Serpent – Scare Daniel Podcast Episode 74 “Bad dream go away.” Daniel and Corky kick off Scare Daniel 2020 with Larry Cohen’s  Q , an old-fashioned monster movie with a New Hollywood twist.  Q  stands for Quetzalcoatl, the flying feathered serpent, an Aztec God who goes to Manhattan to bru...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/DareDanielE073S01.mp3 365 Days – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 73 “Are you lost, baby girl?” This week, Daniel and Corky strap themselves in to endure the hardcore softcore hump-a-thon of Netflix’s viral hit, 365 Days . This repugnant Fifty Shades  knockoff plays like an erotic rewrite of The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt . Beside...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/DareDanielE072S01.mp3 Beyond the Seventh Door  – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 72 “The holes, Wendy! Tell me about the holes!” Schmeed-fluencers Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell don their Winnepeg tuxedos to review the baffling Canux-ploitation classic,  Beyond the Seventh Door . Largely set in a hallway,  Beyond the Seventh Door ...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/DareDanielE071S01.mp3 Dangerous Men – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 71 “From now on, all trash like you is gonna end up dead.” Daniel and Corky go to “shell” in a handbasket this week with their review of John S. Rad’s mind-boggling  Dangerous Men .  Recorded live from a beach-accessible Bodega Bay biker bar, the h...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/DareDanielE070S01.mp3 Think Big  – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 70 “Chicken bone every time!” No doubt about it: Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell go pec-to-pec with the Barbarian Brothers on this week’s iron-pumping episode. The podcast hosts review bodybuilding twin brothers Peter and David Paul in the beyond bargain-baseme...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/DareDanielE069S01.mp3 Fathers’ Day – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 69 “You mirth machine, you.” This week, Daniel and Corky revive their long-running Lowell Ganz vs. Babaloo Mandel feud by reviewing the wretched Fathers’ Day . A film so sloppy that it was released on Mother’s Day weekend, Fathers’ Day  bottom...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/DareDanielE068S01.mp3 Dolittle (2020) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 68 “Teamwork makes the dream work!” In this week’s episode, Daniel and Corky get their Barry-berries caught in the gears of the robotic Dolittle . This 2020 box office bomb stars dozens of insufferable CGI creatures and an even more insufferable Robert Downe...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/DareDanielE067S01.mp3 Backdraft 2 – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 67 “McCaffrey’s not here to make friends, make family, or make the country any better.” Personality void Joe Anderson heads this unnecessary and empty straight-to-streaming sequel. He plays scion Sean McCaffrey, a fire-splaining arson investigator with visible s...