Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

Our second annual Year In Review special brings you all the sketches we have done in 2021 for the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. Julie is your guide as we reminisce about spoofing everything from Network, to Top Gun, to GI Joe, to The Fugitive and back again.  Matthew Stewart as Bugs Bunny, Judge Redd, Scared Godzilla Tech, INTERPOL Agent Mitchell, GI PSA Kid 1, Goose, Police Officer, MacReady, Deadl...

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    Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/xdW4WQgN9dY   It's that time of the season, and there is nothing better then having a murdering Santa spreading Christmas joy and boy oh boy, do we have a good one today. Santa's Slay is a damn good time that's  wrapped up in a cameos and fun moments. Also a few...

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    Watch This Podcast Here:  https://youtu.be/IyzTYTU_xLE   It's that time of the season, and there is nothing better then having a murdering Santa spreading Christmas joy and boy oh boy, do we have a good one today. Santa's Slay is a damn good time that's  wrapped up in a cameos and fun moments. Also a few...

This is Simply 15...a 15 min podcast...revolutionary is it not? Egon: My parents didn't believe in toys. Ray: You mean you never even had a Slinky? Egon: We had part of a Slinky. But I straightened it.   Ghostbusters | 1989 After saving New York City from a ghost attack, the Ghostbusters -- a team of spirit exterminators -- is disbanded for demolishing parts of the city during the battle. But when...

The Snowman cometh! December cometh! The Holidays cometh!! And so does the Christmas Episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. This episode starts with perhaps our favorite sketch of the year with guest stars we've had on throughout the year. We also enter the rectory and ask advice in a brand new Simplistic Confessional With Father Justin Polizzi. We delve DEEP into TV on TV Roundup and finish o...

The start of something beautiful, everyone meet Neil Breen's Double Down. It's not just a movie but a movie  that will put you on a watch list.  Double Down | 2005 A brilliant computer loner seizes Las Vegas and its terrorist attack, while fighting against his fits of clinical depression and obsession for romance and death.   Video Version: https://youtu.be/itrOquAyYGY   #Goodbad #DoubleDown #Neil...

Boy oh boy, Simply15 has one for the ages. Guys and girls I think this is the start of a wonderful new series.   Everyone meet...   Double Down | 2005 A brilliant computer loner seizes Las Vegas and its terrorist attack, while fighting against his fits of clinical depression and obsession for romance and death.

November is here and so is the latest episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. This month, we take a piss out of Fury Road, What If, Mark Wahlberg, Ruby Rose, Halloween Kills, and Sam Elliot. Why? Why not. I mean, have you met us?

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    It's October and spooky time is here! What more could you ask for then a talking killing doll? Well, maybe a good talking killing doll movie like Child's Play...but today we have the Dollar General version, Child's Play 3. So grab that candy corn and get ready for one boring ass movie.    Child's Play 3...

October the month when trees become orange, weather gets cooler and the movies get bloody! Today a quick 15 on the classic Halloween III: Season Of The Witch. A overlooked classic by film snobs, beloved by horror fans. What do you think of Halloween III: Season Of The Witch? 1982 Hospital emergency room Dr. Daniel "Dan" Challis (Tom Atkins) and Ellie Grimbridge (Stacey Nelkin), the daughter of a m...

On our October edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys learn new subjects, new words, new news about a great many things. From R.Kelly's sentence...to Al Pacino's hair...to Chris Pratt's nationality...and so much more. So spill all your Halloween candy on the table and sort through it with us on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

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    Welcome to the first movie commentary of our new annual, Sequel September.   We already looked at Die Hard with a Vengeance on Simply15, today we pulled together a few sequels from our past movie commentaries, and with a little help from hell we spin the wheel of doom to find out which film we will watch...

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    Welcome to the first movie commentary of our new annual, Sequel September.   We already looked at Die Hard with a Vengeance on Simply15, today we pulled together a few sequels from our past movie commentaries, and with a little help from hell we spin the wheel of doom to find out which film we will watch...

It's Sequel September here on Simplistic Reviews and today we talk about our favorite sequel, Die Hard with a Vengeance. Vengeance on its own is an action packed film and unfortunate also the last time Bruce Willis give a shit.   #BruceWillis #DieHard #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Review ________________________________________________ Site: http://SimplisticReviews.net TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@s...

Sequel September is upon us! And so is another episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. We start off with only our second Die Hard Sketch ever. We then bring bag the return of an old segment called Simplistic Showcase. We hear another entry of Julie's Diary. We then play a trailer to a new Saw film most people don't know about. Then finish things off with another edition of Say Anything. All tha...

As we close out our coverage of Fantasia 2021, Matt sits down with the writer/director of the surreal, and at times insane (in all the best ways) film, "Hotel Poseidon."   Matt and Stef chat about inspirations and how his film crawls under your skin and stays there with you from start to film.   Our Coverage of Fantasia Fest 2021  https://www.simplisticreviews.net/category/festival-coverage/fantas...

On this Simplistic Sit-Down, Fantasia 2021 Edition, Matt sits down with Rob Jabbaz, the director of the new Taiwanese film, "The Sadness," which made it's North American premier at the 2021 Fantasia Film Festival. The film is a blood-splattered feature in a parallel Taiwan where an unknown virus has taken hold of society where there is no quarter from violence and destruction. Rob and Matt chat ab...

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version without movie audio as well)   Hard Hunted | 1993 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 37m
  An international arms dealer will stop at nothing to retrieve a stolen Chinese nuclear relay hidden in a jade Buddha figurine. It's up to a group of undercover federal agents stationed in Hawaii to stop it falling into the wrong hands. (From IMDB )   A long lost podca...

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  Hard Hunted | 1993 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 37m
  An international arms dealer will stop at nothing to retrieve a stolen Chinese nuclear relay hidden in a jade Buddha figurine. It's up to a group of undercover federal agents stationed in Hawaii to stop it falling into the wrong hands. (From IMDB )   A long lost podca...

This is your spoiler notice for this podcast.   Another 15 min podcast is here, one we didn't think would ever happen after 2016 flop of a film: Suicide Squad. The Suicide Squad (2021) is a soft reboot that happens to be a semi-sequel and you know what we enjoyed this one...and yet it flopped at the box office...get ready for the REBOOT!  Note to self never do another WB movie on this damn site ag...

August is here and the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back to finish out the summer. This month, the boys discuss the future of the MCU, Popeyes Chicken, the idiot who spoiled the finale of Loki for Matt & DJ, Justin's kinship with the show Luther, Papa New Guinea, treats with names that lean heavily toward sexual innuendo, the ending of Grease, and so much more. Stick it in your earholes, press pl...

We are back with a new Amir Shervan film. Since the passing of Richard Donner we figured a knockoff of Lethal Weapon would be perfect.    Hollywood Cop | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 41m   An undercover police officer (David Goss) thwarts a mob boss (Jim Mitchum) holding a boy hostage for $6 million.   Site: http://SimplisticReviews.net Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweet...

We are back with a new Amir Shervan film. Since the passing of Richard Donner we figured a knockoff of Lethal Weapon would be perfect.    Hollywood Cop | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 41m   An undercover police officer (David Goss) thwarts a mob boss (Jim Mitchum) holding a boy hostage for $6 million.   Site: http://SimplisticReviews.net Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweet...

Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you! Today we give our 15 minutes on the classic film series, Lethal Weapon. Welcome to Simply 15 Classic Edition. Yes we're continuing this gimmick but only because of the love we have for the great Richard Donner. Thank you Richard for all the wonderful movies.     Lethal Weapon (1987)     Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)     Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)     Lethal Weapon...

It's America's birthday so the boys at Simplistic Reviews are throwing a party full of patriotism and pride and...potshots at Hollywood and painful impressions and petty arguments about Batman films. After the opening send-up on Top Gun, the boys get theoretical with another edition of Believable Or Bullshit. Julie's latest diary entry follows that and then the return of one of our favorite games....