Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

The Pit | 1981 ‧ Horror ‧ 1h 36m
  A solitary and strange preteen boy wreaks revenge on his harassers when he makes a disturbing discovery in the depth of a forest. (From IMDB )   Happy Fathers Day to all the dads out there. Today we go out to the woods and play around a pit with a mystery of which we haven't encountered with before. Let's all spend some quality time together and throw all of our...

Welcome to Simply 15 Classic Edition. Yes another gimmick from Simplistic Reviews...we don't like ourselves either.   Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you!    Today we give our 15 minutes on the classic, Tango & Cash. 1989 ‧ Comedy/Buddy cop ‧ 1h 44m   Police officers Ray Tango (Sylvester Stallone) and Gabe Cash (Kurt Russell) are narcotics experts working to bring down drug lord Yves Perret...

Yo June! On this latest edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys discuss everything from Woody Allen to Woody from Toy Story...from Henry Golding to Henry Cavill...from Willy Wonka to Big Willy Smith. All that, several Real American jibes at the classic GI Joe animated series and underhanded jokes at Steven Seagal's expense on episode 160 of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. AND...If you...

Marked For Death | 1990 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 33m
  A retired DEA agent is out to hunt down and take out a Jamaican drug posse that has targeted he and his family for murder. (From IMDB )   For some odd reason this is our 3rd Steven Seagal movie. And this one comes with bad Jamaican accents from both the actors and us. It's got a good kill count so we have that going for us.   Hard To Kill - https://youtu...

Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you!  Today we give our 15 minutes on the new Amazon Prime series, Invincible. Seventeen-year-old Mark Grayson is just like every guy his age, except that his father is Omni-Man, the most powerful superhero on the planet. As Mark develops powers of his own, he discovers his father's legacy may not be as heroic as it seems.     #Comics #Amazon #Invincible #Sho...

On this May Day edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys swoon over Tony Scott films, James Spader, the Captain America trilogy, and Artemis Fowl. One of those things aren't true. You'll have to listen to find out which and to hear a lot more on the latest episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version without movie audio as well)   China O'Brien | 1989 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 30m
  A police woman, expert and instructor in martial arts, leaves the city to stay with her dad, sheriff in a town with peace and quiet - or so she thinks. She gets plenty opportunities to show her martial arts skills. (From IMDB )   China O'Brien was one of the hardest...

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  China O'Brien | 1989 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 30m
  A police woman, expert and instructor in martial arts, leaves the city to stay with her dad, sheriff in a town with peace and quiet - or so she thinks. She gets plenty opportunities to show her martial arts skills. (From IMDB )   China O'Brien was one of the hardest...

Is it that time of the month already? Yes it is! So here is our 15 minute podcast...let's get to it! In episode 2 the gang gives their one word review of Godzilla vs Kong.  Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you!   #Godzilla #KingKong #GodzillavsKong #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Review ________________________________________________ Site: http://SimplisticReviews.net TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com...

On the April Edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys explain their disgust for Easter candy, Matthew comes up with a new invention that'll make billions, a special guest priest hear their sins for Simplistic Confessional, and torpedoes are away in another game of Simplistic Submarine. All that and a bunny dies...just kidding...or am I? (Ahem) All that and more on this episode of the Si...

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version without movie audio as well)   Troll 2 | 1990 ‧ Horror ‧ 1h 35m
 A vacationing family discovers that the entire town they're visiting is inhabited by goblins, disguised as humans, who plan to eat them.   Consider one of the best worst movies of all time, we decided to celebrate the month of March with a classic. Troll 2 brings a ton of...

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)   Troll 2 | 1990 ‧ Horror ‧ 1h 35m
 A vacationing family discovers that the entire town they're visiting is inhabited by goblins, disguised as humans, who plan to eat them.   Consider one of the best worst movies of all time, we decided to celebrate the month of March with a classic. Troll 2 brings a ton of...

Have 15 minutes? Good, now you have a 15 minute podcast to watch/listen...let's get to it! In episode 1 the gang gives their one word review of WandaVision. Don't have 15 minutes? Okay fine, they like it...alot!

You're are gonna need the luck of the Irish to get through this St. Patrick's Day episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast without laughing your ass off. The boys weigh in on Shamrock shakes, the proper name for sprinkles, Cruella de Vil, JJ Abrams, WandaVision, and Dom DeLuise. We know...it's a weird show. Julie also has another entry in her diary centering around Gina Carano, Matt and Justin tr...

(This version has the audio of the movie. We have another version without as well) Surf Nazis Must Die | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 23m When the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surfers in a post-apocalyptic future, his mother hunts them down to extract her bloodthirsty revenge.   Do you know what is worse than Nazis?... Surf Nazis!   A movie commentary years in the making, today the ga...

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) Surf Nazis Must Die | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 23m When the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surfers in a post-apocalyptic future, his mother hunts them down to extract her bloodthirsty revenge.   Do you know what is worse than Nazis?... Surf Nazis!   A movie commentary years in the making, toda...

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back with a brand new, double-sized, extra strength show sure to offend someone out there. Just the way we like it. The boys discuss the possible future of Hollywood in the segment Believable or Bullsh%*. They give their thoughts on the new Marvel show WandaVision, causing DJ to call out all Marvel haters including Ethan Hawke in TV Roundup. And they break down so...

(This version has the audio of the movie. We have another version without as well)   You ready to be racist brother! Ready when you are Spence! Ok Bru lets do this! Thunder! When the Sun comes up in paradise The girls look pretty Ooh they look nice I can smell the cocoa-lotion in the air Cool breeze blowin everywhere Better start running 'Cause there's a hurricane a-comin' Grab your Piña colada an...

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)   You ready to be racist brother! Ready when you are Spence! Ok Bru lets do this! Thunder! When the Sun comes up in paradise The girls look pretty Ooh they look nice I can smell the cocoa-lotion in the air Cool breeze blowin everywhere Better start running 'Cause there's a hurricane a-comin' Grab your Piña c...

Break your New Year's resolutions early and enter the world of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. This month, the boys celebrate the end of 2020...briefly. They then delve into what dessert they are gonna gorge themselves on to assuage their depression from the prolonged doom of the pandemic. But don't worry...it's all fun and games as they play four of their favorite movie games to entertain you:  1...

To close out the year, we thought it would be fun to look back on all the sketches we've done in 2020. Julie is your guide as we go from a John Rambo-esque rant on the Star Wars Cinematic Universe, to the two part Sesame Street Syndicate sketch, to He-Man and the Transformers messing about, to Doctor Doom dentistry, to Scream Shenanigans, to Home Alone fallout, and all the great sketches in betwee...

We love our horror and holiday movie commentaries each year and this one has been on the list. Now we finally get to cross it off...no killer Santa, no killer Elf's...Killer Gingerbread!  An evil yet adorable Gingerbread man comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer - this real life cookie monster wreaks havoc on the girl who sent the killer to the electric chair. Oh and that Ginger is Gar...

Holiday Hijinks come once a year, and with The Simplistic Reviews here, you should have no fear! After all the good tidings 2020 has given us, its time to head to The First Korean Church of SR as confessional gets sexy in the newest segment; "Simplistic Confessional with Father Polizzi." Blue Collar Comedy and The Kings of Comedy talk, Matt giving people their signs, DJ creaming over the life's wo...

A James Bondish spy and his female assistant infiltrate a group of South American Nazis who have kept Hitler alive until they take over the... using the ultimate weapon. We are back watching another terrible action film of the 80s. Today, we celebrate the great Sir Sean Connery by watching a knockoff Bond film that is worse in every way you could possibly think off. (Don't worry we will watch the...

  Batman, the Joker, Ra's Al Ghul, Walter Vinci from First Time Watchers ...seriously, a whole bunch of people show up on this special Election Edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. The boys politic about Hollywood news in the return of Can You Dig It. Julie's Diary reveals your favorite announcer's stance on the upcoming election...kinda. And the boys pick the winners to a couple of battles...