Simon Says... Podcast

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 190! In this episode, Charley is blasting Bon Jovi on her next road trip, Sean is able to find the best gas station food in the area and Matty is confused by mushroom hair.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 189! In this episode, Sean buys the most expensive donuts ever, Charley tries to explain to him how apps work and Matty's skeleton has been riding shotgun for weeks now.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 188! In this episode, Sean misses his Rump jeans, Charley's connection to Richie Sambora connects her to almost anyone and Matty has niblets in his brownie.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 187! In this episode, PUMPKIN SPICE IS BACK and with it comes a fun new product for Sean, Charley is more tangy than bitter and Matty wants a tiny iceberg!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 186! In this episode, the phone calls get a little weird, Sean has butterflies in his tummy about going back to school, Charley misses the Burger Chef and Jeff, and Matty is trapped in a reoccuring dream.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 185! In this episode, Sean... er.... Potato Head, gets pillow advice, Charley defends Sandy Bullock and Matty renames his band from "Fat Blanket" to "Blind & Terrified!"

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 184! In this episode, Sean's being catfished, Charley wants to go on a "Mystery Vacation" and Matty's going to eat a grilled dill later.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 183! In this episode, Charley doesn't want compostable Barbie, Sean can't stop weeping and Matty is going to time travel to make better life choices.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 182! In this episode, Charley let everyone down by not bringing us gigantic pork tenderloin sandwiches, Sean had a vivid imagination as a kid in regards to his Henry the 8th action figure and Matty learns about cooking with crackuhs.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 181! Matty's back, Charley's gone and Sean's still here! In other news, stew sandwiches are a thing, Taco Tuesday is for everyone now and some people need selfie shaming.

In this week's episode, Matty is on vacation, so Sean & Charley ponder the possibility that Jamie Foxx has a clone, wonder what really happens in a tortoise hole, query about the confidence it takes to wear a Speedo, and decide the best way to outrun a catfish!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 179! In this episode, Sean has left to join a traveling circus so Charley and Matty trade road trip stories, prepare for our various reunions and discuss roller coasters we don't want to be stuck on.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 178! In this episode, we look back at our favorite 4th of July celebrations, Sean is traveling to his favorite Food Lion, Charley is lucky to be alive and Matty loves Swiss cheese!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 177! In this episode, Charley is booking a flight to Meth Island, Sean can't find a good Toast-Chee beer and Matty is voluntarily driving with his family for 15 straight hours.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 176! In this episode, Matty requests you wait a few days before putting him in the ground just in case he wakes up, Sean's neighbor may not have gifted him a lovely necklace and Charley is a shockingly loyal friend!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 175! In this episode, Matty's not opposed to eating spiders as long as they've been shaved, Sean found a bag of Beige in his freezer and Charley has strong feelings about the halfway point of the year.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 174! In this episode, Charley tries to remember how we found out about shows before the internets, Sean's got some sweet pickup lines for you to try out and Matty would like to be referred to as Slurry McPantsdown from now on.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 173! In this episode, Sean's already hit the road for Memorial Day Weekend, Matty wants to workout and be swole but it hurts too much and Charley has the best bad tattoo story!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 172! In this episode, Sean's cooking up pan toast, Charlie thinks Sean's horn resolution is broken and Matty has been using ketchup all wrong.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 171! In this episode, Sean celebrates his Mom by trying to off her with heat stroke, Charley reveals her Blues singer alter-ego & Matty saves lives one shirt removal at a time. Also, we introduce the world to Full Grown Baby Man!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 170! In this episode, will anyone know when we're replaced by AI, Sean's frustrated at a new development in his online 3 Stooges auctions plus Charley and Matty were almost MTV VJ's!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 169! In this episode, what's in your turkey leg might surprise you, Matty won't generally drink found moonshine, Charley hasn't watched "The Manitou" and Sean is lousy with stove knobs!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 168! In this episode, Sean's grabbing a bloody mary with a full pizza, hot pockets and a slice of American cheese, Charley chooses cuddling a chicken over an armadillo and Matty feels bamboozled by the company picnic on Friday.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 167! In this episode, it's been 3 years since we started doing this and only a few things have changed... right... also, Sean wants his leaky Bug back, Matty misses his GTI with no low-end and Charley is trying to find that sweet Levi's edition Renegade!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 166! In this episode, it's almost Easter so Matty's celebrating with a Bourbon Bunny, Charley is the expert on Jive Bunny and Sean's yard is full of squirrels in love.