Simon Says... Podcast

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 215! In this episode, Sean is desperate to document his UFO sighting, Charley relives her glory days of St. Patrick's Day past and Matty is searching for a fresh source of Mummy juice.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 214! In this episode, Sean teaches everyone how to take a compliment, Charley wants to make a citizen's arrest and Matty defends his job from various monkeys.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 212... B? Sean refuses to say which number this is so we'll just say 212-B or the one before 214, Matty may not be allowed to go to Canada and Charley has up to the minute Leap Day info!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 212! In this episode, who knew Sean's name was so hard to say, Charley is looking forward to tiny little toothpicks and Matty was born with designer nipples!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 211! In this episode love is in the air and so is the smell of Girl Scout cookies, Sean loves shopping on Temu (no matter how you say it,) Charley's cookies tasted better back in the day and Matty is still sending money to "Taylor Swift."

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 210! In this episode, Charley is the only one of us with friends who throw parties, Matty says watch out for g-g-g-g-ghosts in Coolsville and Sean debuts his new catch phrase!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 209! In this episode, Sean scored sweet treasure from the dentist, Charley isn't about the new Porky Pigging It style trend for women & Matty has been rocking his T-Square all wrong.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 208! In this episode, Sean says it's too cold to shoot his big movie scene, Charley was also snubbed by the Oscars and Matty is concerned his dog has a secret family on the weekend.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 207! In this episode, Sean is visited by a mysterious Spanish bread ghost, Charley's vacation eye cream might still be a ripoff and Matty realizes he can't pay for things with stamps.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 206! In this episode, digging holes in, under and around your house is a bad idea, do you have your hearing aids in Nana and what's the next Stanley Cup going to be?

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 205! In this episode, it's the very first podcast of 2024 and it's all about Peach Fuzz and Weenie Slinging! We also look forward to AI taking over with it's weird, greasy pictures of people with 6 fingers and 53 teeth.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 204! In this episode, with Sean out Matty and Charley agree that wearing pajamas all day is the best part of Christmas plus find out what 12 grapes, 7 meals and colorful underwear have in common!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 203! In this episode, it's a special appearance from Santa Simon, Charley shares some cruise hacks, Sean has butter news and Matty will not call a hot dog a sandwich!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 202! In this episode, Charley is on a boat, Sean is stricken with the sick so Matty rambles on about things for roughly the best 15 minutes you'll EVER hear!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 201! In this episode, Sean wins with his fake Christmas tree hack, Charley learns how helpful kids are at decorating a tree and Matty is convinced there's a stuffed animal in an oven toy.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 200! In this episode, we celebrate the 200th by receiving old wine from Sean, used booze from Matty and Charley pulls up in a little red truck hauling a Christmas tree!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 199! In this episode, Sean shares Maw Maw's secret to startin' her heart, Charley LOVES trying out new recipes on Thanksgiving and Matty starts weaving his bacon lattice.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 198! In this episode, Sean has been HORRIFYING grocery store workers for years without even knowing it, Charley just wants to watch a RomCom and Matty has never sampled Government cheese.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 197! In this episode, Sean decides which celebrity he wants to hit him with their car, Charley has to reconsider whether otters really are cute and Matty has trouble staying on ladders suddenly.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 196! In this episode, Sean enlightens us on a super-neat plotline from "The Bachelor in Paradise," Charley is still the best Target dog ever and Matty learned about Nancy Reagan from his teenage daughter.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 195! In this episode, Matty's hat is MISSING and EVERYBODY is a suspect, Charley eats hot dogs right out of the package and Sean is lousy with mittens.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 194! In this episode, we talk to special guest Scott Leftwich of Wieners & Losers fame about his new game show "Arcade Animals," Sean's waiting for a 3 Stooges game show, Charley is a llama riding pro and Matty doesn't use washcloths. 

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 193! In this episode, Sean shares the super-fun story behind the term "saved by the bell" and Matty thinks a pickle gummy that doesn't taste like pickles is the next lawsuit waiting to happen.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 192! In this episode, Sean hears good things about retiring to The Villages in Florida, Charley defends the internet from false information and Matty cheats at Monopoly Go.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 191! In this episode, Charley is lousy with blankies, Sean gift giving game is strong (not as strong as his regifting game) and Matty shares his Mom's world famous recipe for Mexican Fish!