Sign Me Up Podcast

It was a full house on the show this week! Shoutout to Cathy and Autumn (and Trouble) for coming in the closet this week and indulging our antics!! Shoutout to all the Taurus' including Cathy, this is yall time!! if you ever need to tell someone their breath sinks, ask Cathy!!! What do you want an unlimited supply of?? Male pattern baldness, METGala and moreee!!!

Cydney seriously loves Baby Boy!!!! WOW RIP to John Singleton! As we strolled down college memory lane, we realized our whole group was in an extracurricular dance troupe! lmaooo (#shoutout to Joce) #TaurusSZN what it is heaux, wessupppp!!! Saturn is in retrograde and that means you should all start setting rules and regulations for yourself! #GetYaLife! We also dived into the next planetary aspec...

This week has been tough for everyone! sheesh.. residual #mercuryretrograde had us all f'd up! We recorded the day of Nipsey Hussle's Celebration of Life and it was a beautiful experience for all of us. The energy in LA was electric! #TheMarathonContinues We're FINALLY learning planetery aspects! wooo! This week: Conjuntion and Semi Sextile.. if your friend was paying a bill for you and you didn't...

We back! SPOILER ALERT!! We're talking about #Us.. shit is wildddd, go Jordan Peele!! There's a zombie apocalypse, what 3 people are you choosing to survive it with?? (def said Chris' wrong position, hes an O-lineman lol) We need Magic on our side lol It's officially a new astrological year! Happy Aries Szn.. we're playing a fun guessing game about astrological traits. Give it to me baby!! Always...

Hey Starbeams!! How yall surviving the #MercuryRetrograde?? it's a bumpy time aka Mercury's naptime!! lol we're on vacationnnn!!! Wooo #SMUHoliday Have yall ever thought about resort culture and if resorts were real places where people lived full time?? it's honestly creepy if you think about it for too long LOL How long does it take you to get over a break-up? What's a fair amount of time? I conq...

Hiiiiii Pisces Friends!! It's fishy outchea because #Mercury is #Retrograding !!!! PROTECT YA NECK SIS!!! lmaoo Venus is in Aquarius right now, how does that make yall #pisces feel? soooooo Jussie, Shadrach and Meshach.. yall all annoying. We're still waiting on the facts! The Jordyn Woods tea was #lukewarm! the reallll tea is.. did Kylie know about the shit!?! So what do yall think about asking y...

Welcomeeee back from Thotney and Thotianaaaaa!!! lmaooo shoutout to our loving #Starbeams!!! What do yall think of our new gang name?? #Starbeams Happy Happy Birthday Shanna!! and all yall other Aquarius, its been real!! Can you work with a guy professionally who did you wrong personally?? What does it depend on for you?? Let us know!! What energy are you giving off in the workpalce?? Dont let the...

It's that time of year yalll.... it's Shanna SZN!!!!! lmaooo shoutout to all the beautiful Aquarius souls out there. #themonthoflove #themonthofBLACKNESS Sooooo the panties in a new bae's drawer.. are we letting that shit slide or calling him out?? Shoutout to ATL for hosting the SuperBowl.. (but the game was wack af!) we share a little love story for #2cents because this is of course.. #Valentine...

Happy AquariusSZN!!!! This week we have Lola in the closet helping us wrap up CapricornSZN.. do you think we would have a poppin prison podcast?? Lol Shoutout to MLK for helping us have the basic civil rights we deserve likeeee making this show! Meanwhile... govt is still shut down. Bruhhhhh Fyre Festival really tried it lmaoooo, we’re unpacking the documentaries and it’s crazzyyyy! Shoutout to So...

i only got FOURRRRRR MINUTESSSSS!!! what are you doing with your 4 minutes? lol Heyyyy CapricornSZN! how you doin?! *wendy williams voice* Cydney had a rough start to the new year but Shanna sure didnt!! lol ok, lets cut to the chase.. R.Kelly is trashhhhhh its just an ever-present theme this week. We had to talk about it!

We had the opportunity to chat with a very special guest, Aunty Salaam! We want to hear from YOU- what would you like to hear Aunty Salaam dive deeper on?? LET US KNOW! listen to the end to hear Cydney get her mind blown by her life path number lmaooo. What's your life path number? Comment below!

hey guyzzzz!!!! Welcome back again to a special two-part episode of life lessons mixed with mess lol Let's talk about micro penis' and strap-ons, shall we?? #Shoutout to all the charming, intellectual, manipulative Saggitarius out there! We see you!!! LOL. And make sure you check out part II of this episode, The Avocado Series, featuring a special guest you don't want to miss!

Happy Holidays!!!!!!!!!! This is a wonderful time of year, enjoy! Were y’all last min shopping? 👀 prolly lmao Kylie getting that 30 year career money..sheesh! Cardi and Offset are “divorcing”.. we gon see, but let’s unpack shall we?? What are your holiday traditions? Were here for them all !!! But when do you bring bae around the fam for the holidays? Lol

WE'RE BACCKKKKK!!! please excuse us for having been a little MIA.. we're back on track now! Shoutout to our dear friend #LolaLemon for joining us in the closet and celebrating #SAGSZN !!! Do yall tip for takeout??? issa #hellno from us, but what the hell do we know! lol Listeennnnnnn we said it before, we'll say it again, WE ARE SNITCHING!! lmao don't come to us with the bullshit, we're telling in...

ALL YALL SCORPIOS ARE FUCKING HOES. I LOVE IT. lmaoo Happy end of #LibraSZN and beginning of #ScorpioSZN ! We out here. I know none of us won the billion dollar lotto lol but we were down on bended knee for a winning ticket! lol So how do yall feel about Shiggy apropriating Harlem culture?!?! #GetLite lmaoo (thank God we have a NY authority on the show lmao)No surprises here that Kelani is preggo...

Hey libraSZN!!! we out here with another late ass episode.. Cydney is to blame lol anywayyyy.. what's one thing you want to eliminate from your daily routine??? Libras!! Are yall feeling the #UrgeToMerge this month?? Let us know!!!

It's Libra SZN but this episode we're still talking abt that #VigroSh*t !! One final happy birthday to Cydney, #PoppinsParty was lit! It's really real y'all, we're getting grown yall! Moving differently with the relatives at the family reunion lmaoo. Not here for Maroon 5 at the Super Bowl smhh (and thats really no diss to Maroon 5 lol)How do you feel about your partner liking "thirst traps" onlin...

#VIRGOSZN IS HERE IN FULL EFFECT!!! Happy Birthday Cydney!! Our friend Tam joins us in the closet to chop it up... if you were an Uber driver, and one of your riders leaves a duffle bag full of cash in the backseat, what you gna do?!?! Yall Cardi and Nicki done got to fighting!! TUH! cant take the Bronx outta Cardi, but we knew that!! Kanye heading up the pornhub awards.. but we dont even watch po...

We LATE af but we have a guest in the closet this week!!! J'Lamar joins us this week as we talk about dating H.I.M.!!! Matchmaking is a thing yall! and the kids are signing up quick! wefindhim.com More importantly.. its #VIRGOSZN !!! its a delightful time of year, happy birthday Beyonce! Shenanigans continue with Nicki.. shes sick yall get her some milk lmao and Kanye's slides? what's the tea sis?...

GANG GANG!! wessupp #LeoSzn !! Listen, what kinda produce would you be and why? lol We came up with the most delicious drink, it's called Sign Me Up.. duh! we had a new moon!!! did you remember to set your intentions?? What would yall do if an ex resurfaced with a whole marriage proposal?! You saying yes or nah? *insert eyes emoji* what chu gon txt back?!?! Cydney is meditating yall!!! 10 days in,...

#LEOSZN weessuuppp!! shoutout to all yall out here with no health insurance #RawdoggingLife lol. What's something that you don't like for no good reason?? yall ever notice how your grandparents been toothless for like 30 years?!??! what's that about?? lmaooo anyhoooo.. SIX whole planets were/are in retrograde.. so we all out here struggling! TUH! and shoutout to mommy Bardi for choosing her baby o...

Hey KIKI!!! We back in America from Haiti and we have a willldddd story to tell!! Incredible trip overall and we're so blessed and grateful for the experience !! #ShoutoutToMommyKettly ... guess what guys, lip fillers aint cool no more!!! Kylie is off that. #AintNoSelfMade ..last but not least.. KULTURE KIARI CEPHUS. that is all. #LivingMyBestLife

Wasssgudd Cancers??! We here in the dead of summer yall.. its July and its hot af! We're off to vacation.. living our best life in Haiti!! Your man asks for your hand in marriage just before he goes off to a 20 year bid?? #rideordie When was your best year to date?? Drake has a baby!! lmaoo #WhoKnew ??? Did yall like the album? It's not cool to fuck without a condom yall!! it's also not cool to ri...

Heyy Cancer SZN!! we here!!! Beyonce and Jay dropped an album! Look at God. Shoutout to the professional event planners getting shit done! We see yall!! What was the last lesson you learned the hard way? What's your favorite part about being an adult? Congrats Shanna on your promotion!!.. the full moon ritual is LEGIT yall! T.I still out here being a hoe! #TenOnTwo IM UPSET !!! wow we love #Degras...

It's #GeminiSZN yall and shit is getting weird!! lmao Ladies, what would you do if your man (husband) was infertile?? Sperm bank or nah? Do yall work with crystals at all? Do you believe the energy from a crystal can resonate in your life? speaking of gemini.. Kanyeeee West ! also Drake and pushaaaa lmaoo wow. just.. wow. And we're still gettin our whole lives!! #GetYaLife