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Everyyyy once in a while.. the drinks are just-a flowin lol.. we got an incredibleeee listener letter and let's just say.. if we didn't ask for it, we don't want it!!

Hey #TaurusSZN !! How ya'll hangin?? We kicked it with our dear friend Dr. Cathy this week.. chatting about all things Taurus! This episode, we're talking about our 26th birthday!! sheesh! #thisis26.. Kanye is a billionaire! lol yall been watching #Versuz ?? who won teddy riley vs babyface??

yallll we still in the house! #StayHome! the #coronavirus bops have really been so entertaining. This week we're talking about turning 25! #ThisIs25.. yall remember when we used to go to Coachella?? lmao Happy #TaurusSZN We've been inside for a month and niggas is getting creative!! staying sane?

Whewwww we're still here yall! But first, we're turning 24 this week #ThisIs24 !! Shanna def confused her bdays last epi and now. Unfortunately, #AriesSZN is canceled.. we will see yall again next year lol. Aries are also trashhhh roomies. How are yall holding up in the house? We're WFH and drinking wine lol

its the early days of quarantine when the insanity was still fresh then this shit went from 2-10 days in the housr real quick. This episode we talk about our 23rd year of life! #ThisIs23! boy things have changed. Happy #AriesSZN ! happy astrological new year!!!!! #shoutout to imarkkeys for the coronavirus' biggest hit ft Cardi B lmaoo

Hey yall!! still dropping episodes to help get us thru this weird ass time!!! Stay inside yall! This week on the epi, we're talking good air bnb residents, our 22nd birthday, curation of vibes, the Pisces lover and boundariesssssss.

Yoooo #PiscesSZN what up! If you had to teach a course or class, what would it be?

Happy Aquarius SZN!! We're reminiscing on our 20s, this week is the 20th birthday!! Whew that was forever ago. Aquarius- the first impression. RIP Kobe & Gigi and all the other families who lost their lives. Fuck Trump and this whole travel grant.. smfh its terrible. Work friends.. yall rocking with that??

Happy Aquarius SZN!! Which would you rather be? Funniest or Smartest?? The aquarius is such a bad boss!!! lmaoo if you have an aquarius boss.. protect ya neck. Lets talk about Future and Lori! Lmaoo #shoutout to Beyonce!!!! #IvyParkXAdidas

Shanna went to Africa again!!!! not voice shawty. Do you feel like the holidays change as you get older?? are kids the magic of the holidays?? did yall get into the WW3 memes? dont lie.. lol

We spoke on this topic earlier in 2019-- with the noticeable uptick in recent news media coverage about human sex trafficking, we thought it important to delve in with someone who knows first hand. This episode contains intense subject matter, please listen with care.

the title says it all!! enjoy this quick drunk ass epi lol

Hello Sag SZN!!!! Shanna hosted her whole fam for a week and survived! lol Ladies, do dick print pics do anything for you?? How are you reacting if a guy wants you to compete for his attention? We can't always blame #mercury for all the ghetto games. If your partner stops wanting to have sex with you, how are you letting them know how it makes you feel?

Before we begin, please google "put me back in womb".. a true BOP lmao. This Scorpio Season brings a full moon and hella self-awareness. THE.POP.EYES.CHICK.EN.SAND.WICH. YALLLL lmaooo the people are still nutting up over this shit! lmao incredible. but if you microwaved it and didnt like it, that's on you!! T.I gets harder to defend each day smh..

Hey yalllllll!! Happy Fall, Happy #ScorpioSZN !! happy birthday to all our scorpio franzzzz! What's a song that makes you emotional? Protect ya neck-- Mercury is in retrograde okuuurrrr! I guess we're drinking the KanyeKoolaid because we're both here for #JesusIsKing.. segue to Tank and the #2dicktest lmaooo

Hey yalll!!!! Imma cut right to the chase, is love a losing game??? if so, you think you might as well be a hoe outchea??? Let us know! lol

whewww chile! Special guest this week! #shoutout to @Kang_Chase! We're here in #LibraSZN and shit is getting real! Who knew arms could be a non-sexual turnon.. Say #ToxicTexts 3 times fast.. lol Can love and romance be a solo journey? What's the best way to take bad news in the bedroom?

its the LAST epi of #VirgoSZN 2019!!! and what a great season it has been! Cydney did a #LoveSpell.. who was it on? #shoutout to Susan Miller! We still love your insights. Are rappers in relationships on-trend now?? Why is it so ingrained in us to be in #monogamousrelationships ?? #RiddleMeThat

HELLO VIRGO SZN!!!! WELCOME!!! WE OUT HERE!! lmaooo You ever had just a shitty ass run of events and there was no retrograde in sight?? Who do you have to blame??? to all my Virgo brothers and sisters, what type of virgo are you?? Are yall obsessed with napkins too??

ISSA PARTY!! Cydney and Shanna meet up on the east for #ClarkandCydneysSummerParty to talk about some real shit! Do yall think everyone has a soulmate??

We're back in #LeoSZN and the shenanigans continue! #Getsilly what do you do if your new bae is getting breastfeeding pics from his babymom?? #TheLionKing movie and album review.. we still love you Beyonce foreverrrrrr! We just went thru a #BlackMoon, its the time to encourage self-love.

IT'S A HOT GIRL SUMMMMERRRRR lmaooo JK we're old and washed. Happy #LeoSZN.. and how fitting that #LionKing just came out! If you could trade places with anyone in the world, who would it be?? Shoutout to all the female rappers!!! sooo who's winning tho? Hot Girls or City Boyz??? #IWannaDriveTheBoat

*BONUS* this episode was supposed to go up weeks ago!! lmaooo wow my badddd lol. What do you do when your man catches The Garter Belt at the wedding?? we learned a new #planteryaspects and the C word really irkssss Cydney!!! Also are old people still getting bizzy?? LOL

hellooooo #CancerSZN !! we out here with allllll the cancer friends and family this month getting it in!! We delve into another #planetaryAspect the opposite. Do opposites really attract??? This week also marks a very very very special throwback edition #TinderTale lmaoo YES, you guessed it, tinder still aint shit lmaooo

Gemini SZN wessguddddd!!! Wow, hold on to your britches with these bitches lmao. If you could only have THREE apps on your phone, which would you have? shoutout to jeff beso's ex.. a billionaire with a heart! lol now onto the extra meat on the meat.. how yall feel about the uncircumsised penis??