Sigmund Fraud

It me.... Isn't he soooo rude to me in this session? I want to punch him right in his cryogenically frozen face sometimes. He's rude to the people he improvises with, he's rude to his premium patients, and I think his whole practice very well might be a scam. Also, why does he keep the tapes if he just puts all the episodes in his personal cloud anyways? What a dickwad.... I keep going off on tang...

Sherri seems to be struggling with an extreme form of OCD centered around recipe books. And perhaps some lingering postpartum depression from her vaginal birth. But the dillweed of a therapist known as Ian won't be of much help to her in tackling these demons will he? To the contrary, Ian seems intent to pile more and more of a load on top of Sherri's burden. Masturbation and love are NOT the same...

Reality Star Burbank V. of The Ultimate Asskicker's Race seems to dissociate when he thinks he's being filmed. It is as if he has been performing his personality for so long that he has no real identity. But would Ian Herrin be able to help with any of this? I think not. I bet he doesn't even watch Ultimate Asskicker's Race. Maybe Burbank could have come to some real breakthroughs if he had seen a...

AM Radio personality Jack Knight explores the supernatural and extraterrestrial for a living, and yet he can't see through how terrible of a therapist Ian is?? Ian could've helped Jack to resolve major communication issues between him and his wife Diane, but instead Ian seems more keen to keep reworking a business venture he find himself heavily invested in... Neither here nor there, but wowza is...

Well now this is a doozie! Apparently this patient thinks they are an assistant coach for the NBA's Oklahoma City Thunder and also the nephew of coaching legend Doc Rivers. If Ian was a good therapist, he'd realize fairly quickly that none of this is true and it's all a grand delusion of whomever this mystery guest really is. Ian doesn't exactly do a great job of avoiding Ronnie's conversational t...

Poor Martha is having issues with her beloved boyfriend Q, but Ian shan't be able to help with that... Martha's a smart cookie and she's catching on to Ian's BS right away, but the steal of a deal Ian keeps offering her seems to bring her back. Ian should know that therapists should be more than just the friend of their client. Ian should also know when to say no to role play. Nothing to do with t...

Oh poor Charles Bandacoot! Charles is clearly suffering from his sore swollen left foot. Not to mention his complicated family dynamic with his mother. Alas, Charles is about to discover he won't find the same healing powers of Citibank in Ian Herrin as a therapist. Rather than being able to diagnose a psychosomatic financially dependent, Ian instead appears to find a personal vendetta against Cha...

Who is the mysterious doctor? Clearly someone with displacement issues in need of serious help and possible marriage counseling. Instead you can hear mistake after mistake of this so called therapist Ian Herrin as he inserts himself into the Doctor's life and makes things worse. Doesn't Ian know there are five or six or whatever number children whose lives depend upon the Doctor getting the help h...

Tannery struggles deeply with his cultural identity and dating life. He could use professional advice from a clinically trained therapist. Instead, he gets Ian, whom today and most days is covered in barbecue sauce. Plus, a third lost soul may even make an appearance, not that Ian could help them much out either. I'm afraid not even a Rorschach test will be able to steer these two goofballs back o...

Well Ian may have finally done it and by "done it" I mean made a meek little mouse of a man into a monster. Duncan needed affirmation, love, and attention, and instead he gets Ian. No matter how real Duncan gets about his own life, Ian always seems capable of making it into a pop culture reference.  Completely germane to nothing, you can follow comedian Donald Chang on Twitter and Instagram @...

Celebrity client Sir Patrick Stewart is in desperate need of therapy in order to distinguish Star Trek from his own real life. But why on Earth would he go to some half-witted C.T.W.R.O.S. like Ian Herrin to accomplish such a thing? Maybe if Ian had a better understanding of transference or cognitive dissonance he could have helped Sir Patrick reach a breakthrough. But that is not what happens......

Big Boys Don't Cry legend J.P. Frozee discusses exile from his former boy band with former improviser turned C.T.W.R.O.S. therapist Ian Herrin. Ian could've pointed out multiple problematic relationships in J.P.'s life and helped him come to understand the many traumas he endured in his post-puberty years, but what does Ian do instead? Make things worse, I fear. Listen for yourselves to help me th...

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