Sigmund Fraud

Brian Gurien is a nice guy, but he has a real problem with how much he quotes the classic comedy film My Cousin Vinny. But if Brian thinks his real life friend turned Sigmund Fraud of a therapist Ian Herrin is going to be of any use at all in resolving that, he's got another thing coming! There's no way Ian doesn't find a way to make this worse somehow, so get away now, Brian, while yo...

European Tech CEO and founder of CHEEEEEP Erik Ekkerson seems to be a horrific figure in modern life. And yet, he seeks what we all seek, L-O-V-E. But good luck thinking that Sigmund Fraud of a therapist Ian Herrin will be the one to help you get there! He's most likely to be your yes man until you literally and metaphorically destroy us all with your love bombs. Please seek a real professiona...

Coach Cade (Wadey) Mercer has deep roots in Alabama football and is now hoping to expand into politics. Wadey also seems to not fully grasp what his role could be in changing Southern political culture. The problem is, if Cade continues to see a real Sigmund Fraud of a therapist like known smelling creep and Coinbase shill Ian Herrin, he'll never be able to realize the full potential of his be...

Big P is a simple kid who just loves his boyz and hurt his ankle. But when that Sigmund Fraud of a therapist Ian Herrin gets involved, all of a sudden everything feels so fantastical and silly, like the characters from a Disney movie living and walking amongst us. Get out of there, Big P!! Any cult you're apart of must be better than this crap therapy!!! Ah, you must be glass, because you'...

Frankie Knibb is a man who suffers from a very specific hyper-realistic recurring nightmare. But maybe the real nightmare is in real life where his terrible Sigmund Fraud of a therapist Ian Herrin is once again derailing sessions with an assault of asides! And would you believe it turns sexual yet again? I mean seriously, what a pervert. Get out of there, Frankie!! You don't need to keep doing...

Quentin is responsible for some of the worst conspiracy theories this world has ever seen and has so much he could work through with a high quality therapist. Unfortunately, by choosing to work with a real Sigmund Fraud of a therapist like Ian Herrin, Quentin is bound to only repeat his past patterns and makes things worse. Maybe you shouldn't replace one vice with another vice and carry aroun...

Marcus is a frequent clubber that gets money, but clearly his romantic partner is hoping that therapy will help his long term growth. But why on Earth would that Sigmund Fraud of a therapist whose Zocdoc photo is a feet pic Ian Herrin ever be in a position to help anyone?? Marcus needs a real professional and instead Ian gets railroaded and goaded into fights because Ian is a little mama's boy...

Okay this is insane!! An alien space wizard has sought out quite possibly the worst therapist on Earth, that Sigmund Fraud Ian Herrin for help with a resurrection of another dark wizard that will help him take over the world? Or perhaps he's already too far gone to be stopped considering his proximity to certain DJs?? Maybe with actual mental healthcare you would be so evil Mr. Babidi!! Get ou...

Animal lover Anna LaPain is troubled keeping herself out of being stuck in the middle both literally and metaphorically in her life. But by choosing to pay WAY too much money to that absolute con artist of a shrink Ian Herrin, she's bound to be taken advantage of through horrible advice and harsh diagnosis. Get out of there, Anna! Go find a therapist that can meet your level of alpha with some...

Dr. Arthur P. Crest is a chemical engineer/data scientist/dentist/migration expert with high levels of anxiety and only gets a few precious visits away from the asylum. But if only he knew that his therapy visits to that Sigmund Fraud Ian Herrin were being absolutely WASTED on frivolity (as per usu with this friggin' guy). Get out of there and find real help, Dr. Crest! You seem like you need...

Ho Ho heeeeeereweeegoooo, the naughtiest of all the little boys Ian Herrin continues his annual tradition of visiting his therapist Santa Clause once a year in perhaps their most depraved session yet. Santa sounds closer to reaching his edge than ever which is met and matched in equal measure by Ian's oblivious nature. Next year, Santa, when Ian asks, just say sNOw!!! It's an after Christm...

The great superhero Mood Man (real name Tyler) is struggling with feelings of jealousy after the Teen Titans recently beat him to a dramatic save of a school bus. But how can Mood Man not sense the vibe off of this terrible Sigmund Fraud of a therapist like Ian Herrin and realize that that literal massage pervert is going to destroy his life and perhaps the world?? Some things are worse than acid...

Pench Drencher may appear to be a balloon obsessed goofball, but there's deeper trauma that needs to be unpacked. However, good luck ever getting to it with such a huge Sigmund Fraud of a therapist like Ian Herrin. Ian's hostility literally prevents a deeper breakthrough of how music started to affect Pench from a very young age. Get out of there, Pench! You are not a computer to be troubl...

Fraudulent psychic Terry Tommassino is a bad person who does bad things. But by choosing another FRAUD for a therapist in Ian Herrin, Terry has made a choice that could lead to a massive expanse in her operation. Does Ian not realize he's looking into a mirror in this session??? Let us all hope these two nuttos keep scamming each other and leave the rest of us alone! Ah, you must have a sixth...

Steven Martin (no relation) is a young man in quite a bit of trouble after the fallout from his actions at his mother's wedding. Steven is claiming an almost supernatural event as possibly at play, but with a terrible Sigmund Fraud of a therapist like Ian Herrin assigned to his case, separating truth from fiction will be murky at best. Not to mention Ian can't seem to stop bringing up horr...

annie wannie is sad because her family and boyfriend have forced her into therapy. But even a therapist as bad as that Sigmund Fraud Ian Herrin can't help but notice that something is up with annie's canine companion. Will this end badly for all parties, even those that are stuffed? Absolutely. Get out of there annie!!! Bow wow, you are a smart dog, because you've just found the best p...

Flight attendant Annabelle Leigh meets a lot of people but still struggles with interpersonal communication. But why she would ever think that Sigmund Fraud of a therapist Ian Herrin could help her is BEYOND me! The guy's a therapy Karen at best! He deserves no poetry in his honor!! Ah, you've found the part I've left a piece of myself behind in, this best part of the episode descripti...

Folksy diner worker Jo Jo remains bummed that his boss won't invite him into the walk-in freezer to make out in a circle with the rest of his coworkers. But the idea that a Sigmund Fraud like Ian Herrin would be able to help him is more absurd than thinking White Lotus season 3 would end any way but darkly and tragically! Get out of there, Jo Jo, before Ian follows you to work and does somethi...

Gerald Sanders is a man who has struggled to be known as good at anything. But excelling to much at his most recent hobby has not fully been the success story he had hoped for. And with a Sigmund Fraud like Ian Herrin as his therapist, Gerald might be doomed to violence and vigilantism simply because he's not getting the therapeutic perspective he so desperately needs. Get out of there, Gerald...

Brittany sounds like a pretty typical teen. She's in Model UN, loves her phone, and can't help but be real (thanks in part to a particular application on said phone). But with a Sigmund Fraud like Ian Herrin as her therapist, Brittany is given almost no time at all to discuss whatever her struggles might be! Like, therapy shouldn't be sex education for the THERAPIST, AGAIN! Get out of...

Green alien and a superior being well trained in martial arts Piccolo arrives in Ian's office space after having left a hole in his roof in his last session. And yet, as weird of an entity as Piccolo seems to be, it's not at all a surprise that Ian is like, way weirder right? If Ian is an example of humanity, maybe Piccolo should consider ending the universe! Ah, you must be capable of fin...

Another filthy Christmas therapy spectacular with Santa turning the tables to provide his annual therapeutic advice proves once again Ian Herrin should not only not be touched with a ten and a half foot pole but is also a real Sigmund Fraud. Santa's drug use certainly doesn't help keep things on the rails as he issues truly awful advice to his apparent frenemy. Put him on your naughty list, Santa!...

Peter Dammond is a main experiencing blackouts and lost time. This can be a very dangerous life circumstance to navigate, but perhaps even more dangerous is choosing that real Sigmund Fraud of a therapist Ian Herrin to try and resolve this sensitive issue! Anybody would be a better therapist than he is!! Especially Miami Heat head coach Eric Spoelstra! Ah, you seem like someone with a disciplined...

Webster A. Boob has been sent by his parents to see a therapist to help him overcome the obvious obstacles he faces within his loving romantic relationship. But because they've unfortunately employed the services of that real Sigmund Fraud Ian Herrin, Webster is much less inclined to get the real help he needs. Don't listen to how Ian defines sex or really any of the other dumb things he says, Web...

Bill Clinton (not that one) is having issues with erectile dysfunction. And for some reason, this is the patient that real Sigmund Fraud of a therapist Ian Herrin decides he's willing to leave the confines of his office space to conduct a house call?!? Bill, it is not normal for a therapist to spend half the session remarking upon things in your private home! And also, you sound like maybe you...