Sights Unseen

Happy Thanksgiving, Happy Turkey Day, Happy Black Friday, or whatever holiday you celebrate, good tidings all the same! This year, why not enhance your enjoyment of said holiday by indulging in a symphony of the cosmos ? I know it all sounds too good to be true, but please allow us just a moment of your time... *puts on sunglasses* We're taking Planet Month out in style... *adjusts bowtie* Outro:...

...and on your left you'll see the planet Earth. The Milky Way - being a very poor galaxy - could only afford to spare two, spherical planetoids for the construction of Earth. As you can plainly see, the smaller, white one - colloquially referred to as the moon - doesn't even have a warp pipe to allow access to it's core. Very sad. And the larger of the pair isn't much better, if I'm being honest...

"Alright, everyone on my wing; we are on final approach. The enemy is completely unaware of our ambush, so let's make the best of this opportunity. Hit 'em fast and hard! Let's go, 'Team Star Fox' on three. One two thr-" "bzzt, uh hi, sorry to interrupt the rousing pre-war speech, but I really need to use the bathroom before we leave." "...before we...Slippy, we're HERE! We left hours ago, we are...

Are you feeling the everyday stress that comes with being a hard-working citizen of the Galactic Republic? Tired of your humdrum, podunk life as a humble nerf herder? Looking to get away from it all on a distant, tropical world? Then look no further, Friend, because we have everything your hearts desire on exotic Malastare! We have secluded beaches! Serene marshlands! Deciduous rainforests! Open f...

It's a brand new season, Sightseers, and we're kicking it off with another themed month! So sit back and relax, as we take you on a voyage across the cosmos... Billions and billions of- *ahem* sorry... Welcome to Planet Month. Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Guest- Mitchell: Band on Spotify- Yogi Bogi , MX vs. The Railroad Industry Instagram- mitchellprobst Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsun...

OoooOOOOOOoooooOOooooooo! Happy Halloweeeeeeeeeeeen, Sightseers! We may still be in-between seasons at the moment, but if you really thought we would take a break from our favorite spooky holiday, then you're even crazier than the residents of today's location! So sit back, and buckle-up your straight jackets, cuz this one's gonna be a bit...grim... Muahahahahahaha! Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our So...

"You're going to engineer a bunch of prehistoric animals and set them loose on an island? Fine. A lovely dream. Charming. But it won't go as planned. It is inherently unpredictable, just as the weather is." - Dr. Ian Malcom, Jurassic Park Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When...

~ read in a hard-hitting announcer voice ~ In a world... Where people don't have time to play video games or watch movies or whatever... Two siblings will risk everything... To attempt something that has never been done before; describing their favorite memories in an audio format. This summer, Jean-Claude Van Damme... and Michael Cera in... Sights Unseen! Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sig...

Crikey, look theah! What a beautiful specimen; standing roughly two stories tall, and in a state of constant migration... These great big creatures are so massive, no other animal will mess with them. Just look at that neck structure! Strong and extended, like a giraffe's neck... Yeah, I bet this beauty can see for miles around her, not to mention- Hmm? What's that? You saw some young sheila climb...

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"When does a man die? When he is hit by a bullet? No! When he suffers a disease? No! When he ate a soup made out of a poisonous mushroom? No! A man dies...when he is forgotten!" Dr. Hiriluk, One Piece Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @WhenItHapp...

Crikey! Stay loaw, folks, follow close ta me... Lookadat... Oh, she's a real beaut... Look at that young motha right thae... the baby can't be more than a few days old...probably just made his way to the pouch yesteday... Now, he may appeah hahmless at this age...but if she happens to find a Mega Stone, that little fella will be outta that pouch and boxing ya to the ground in no time, flat. I seen...

Ah yes, yes, come in! Sit down! Allow me to read your fortune with these cards... Hmmmmm... Yes, I can see everything. It is all becoming clear to me... Your future is forfeit because I'm ABOUT TO SEND YOUR SORRY BUTT TO THE SHADOW REALM, JIMBO!! Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Show...

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Thank you all for coming to the museum today! The world's foremost art critic is about to give us his thoughts on this newly-discovered piece, which our diligent team was able to borrow from the nearby Mushroom Kingdom. Let's listen closely to his appraisal... "Hmm...yes, look at these brushstrokes...the illusion of dimension...it really does look like three, little bomb-people marching in a row.....

Alright, everyone knows the plan, right? Lisa will go in first and distract the guards. O'Brien will be busy taking out the automated security system. Bobravsky is getaway driver, so everyone have your watches synchronized; he isn't gonna wait if you don't make the rendezvous on time. And that just leaves Celebi, Master of Time. Now, what we need from you is to- Hmm? What's that? ...You already co...

What would you do for love? Would you move? Change jobs? Go to therapy? Dodge missiles? Die thousands of times in very quick succession doing the exact same thing over and over again? If not, you don't know what love is, but Meat Boy does. Super Meat Boy is a story of true love, and the definition of insanity. Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Tw...

Howdy, Folks! Welcome to our humble, quiet, sleepy, little village. We're blessed with a simple life here in Kakariko; a peaceful existence. One free of fear or worry. Hmm? What's that? A rumor about a cursed well? Er, that's ridiculous! Why, I've never heard of such a-hmm? A cursed graveyard, too? Er, I mean yeah, perhaps, but like, what town doesn't have a cursed graveyard or two, right? I mean...

Okay, before you go back in time, I must warn you about the ultimate taboo; under no circumstances are you to reveal yourself to the past version of you. Such a paradox could tear apart the very fabric of our reality and... Who is that..? What do you mean who, the baby you're giving a piggy-back ride! Why does that look like a baby version of you..? What?! You're going on an adventure!?! TOGETHER!...

**SPOILER WARNING** Do NOT listen if you are genuinely trying to catch up on One Piece. These theories are from very recent chapters, and are not intended for anyone who is of a sound mind who wishes to remain that way. Outro by Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Tw...

Hi, welcome in to our store, how can I- Oh no, not you again! Don't give me that blank look, you know what you did! The last time you came in here, you didn't say a single word and proceeded to smash every clay pot I own! And for what? Like, maybe $7, max! ...What? ...Oh, sure like there's some other guy running around in a green dress, destroying people's property with a child's boomerang! Do I l...

"Sometimes the most real things in life are the ones we can't see." ~ One of Tom Hanks's many characters in that Polar Express movie. Omg do you remember how scary the CG people were in that film? Welcome to Uncanny Valley, population: you, and that annoying kid with the glasses who immediately asks the main character if he knows what kind of train they're on. Seriously who starts a conversation l...

Greetings, fair listeners, and welcome back to the nightmare-filled world of Bloodborne! This time things are going to get even scarier as we discuss forbidden forests, dark rituals, and - worst of all - the slippery slopes of purchasing social media platforms that SOMEBODY isn't qualified to be running! (Also, it's spelled THR3E KNiVES... That will make more sense later...) Outro by Aiden Hamilto...

Umm, excuse me, Mr Hero of Time, sir..? Sorry, I don't mean to bother you, I can see that you're real busy...fishing...it's just that the entire kingdom is in peril right now... So I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get to that sometime..? Sure, sure...right after you've caught the biggest fish in the pond and won yourself that Golden Scale... (Ugh...some hero...) Outro by Aiden Hamilton Our S...

I don't really have any funny quips this time... This one is a bit lengthy, it's true... But you know what? I'm not sorry. This has been a long time coming. Outro by Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 Cybele: Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast...