Sights Unseen

They say that "Hell is other people..." Well, I suppose there have been enough theories and speculations of this game being an allegory for the afterlife, that this phrase may actually hold some water... Still, what kind of tour guides would we be if we didn't at least try to find some good folks living in the Land of Termina? Why, we'd be no tour guides at all ! We may as well hang up our serving...

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You know what's even cooler than a man who would do anything for his friends, who sheds genuine tears of remorse whilst doling out headbutts, and who would lay down his life for even the smallest of henchmen? A guy who is all that, but with a sick-ass hair-do. Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Thre...

Greetings, Sightseers! We're between seasons right now! So while we take a hiatus to prep new episodes, why don't you take this time to explore an age-old mystery with us? Don't worry, there's nothing wrong with your vision. If you're wondering why you are seeing double, there's actually a very reasonable explanation for that... Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsuns...

In this - our season finale - we ask the age-old question that has plagued our minds for centuries; what would happen if teenagers with military-grade rollerblades fought with mutated animals instead of having death matches for territory in urban Japan? Oh, you weren't wondering the answer to that..? Well, too bad. You certainly are now. Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email-...

What would you do for your best friend? Would you be the best man at his wedding? Would you hold her hair back while she vomits in the toilet? How about carrying the sword their grandfather forged for them, and vowing to become the strongest swordsman on earth? Does that seem a bit too extreme? Heh, maybe you just don't understand what it means to be a real friend... Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our S...

"Heh, welcome to my gym, Challenger! I hope you're ready, 'cause I'm about to bring the heat! Now, go my Fire Pok-" "Grandpa! What do you think you're doing!?" "Wha? Nothing, nothing!" "You said you were retiring! That's why I dropped out of school to come run this place for you! Now go back home and take your meds!" "Ohhhh...phooey..." Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- s...

How well do you know your shows? If your favorite episode walked up to you on the street, would you know it by name? Or would you just be stood there - frantically guessing like an idiot - like you did that one time when you ran into an old friend from high school? Let's hope you never have to find out the hard way! Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail....

"...now, here on your right, you'll see a noticeably more somber painting. This piece was brought to life when our lonely artist was feeling uncharacteristically melancholy. It was a particularly invocative period of time in the tragic life of a tortured soul. Some legends even say- Hmm? What was that? Oh, the title of the piece? It's called 'Bob-omb Battlefield', and it...hey don't laugh! This is...

"Welcome to your new position here at Jurassic Park! This introductory video was made to help ease you into life as a park worker! We're all gonna have loads of fun together, but there are a few things we must go over regarding safety . Now remember, you must have your wits about you at all times when working with the assets. If you turn your back for even one second , it may very well be the last...

"98...99...100! Ready or not, here I come! Hmmhmhmhmhhmmm, lalalala, walking through the witch's lair, looking for my friends... Past the portrait of the pyramids, underneath the giant advent calender, inside the bio-mechanical whale... Man, I can't find my friends anywhere! Maybe I should flush myself down the toilet and check inside the septic tanks..." Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sigh...

"Alright then. Today is your first day on guard duty at the Rocket Base. So tell me, Grunt, what is the proper protocol for dealing with an unwanted intruder?" "Sir! Lock eyes with them from across the room, approach them for a battle, and dispense prize money to them when they win, Sir." "That's right, cadet. Very good. Now off you go, and don't get too dizzy on the spinning floor tiles..." Outro...

Ho ho ho, Merry Happy, Sightseers! We hope you are all having a wonderful holiday, completely devoid of any and all Scrooges out there! As well as dastardly mail carriers, greedy CEO's and the looming threat of ruining the holiday for everyone you love! Yeah, just forget about all that. It would never happen to you, right? Of course not, that would be ridiculous... Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Soc...

Are you tired of always placing second? Tired of being the shoulders that others stand upon? Are you ready to claim your rightful place as the hero of your own tale? Then come on down to Robin's Batman Emporium! We have everything you need to prepare you for the leading role you were born to play! Stop being the Boy Wonder, and become the Caped Crusader of your story today! Outro: By Aiden Hamilto...

Howdy, Pardner...you look like you're new around here. Well, let me give you the rundown real quick. See, I'm the sheriff 'round these parts, and I don't like nobody causing trouble in my town. If you try anything funny, like rustlin' cattle or disturbing the peace, then we're gonna have a problem on our hands. And I'll be forced to come lay down the law. Now, you don't wanna go up against me in a...

Happy Thanksgiving, Happy Turkey Day, Happy Black Friday, or whatever holiday you celebrate, good tidings all the same! This year, why not enhance your enjoyment of said holiday by indulging in a symphony of the cosmos ? I know it all sounds too good to be true, but please allow us just a moment of your time... *puts on sunglasses* We're taking Planet Month out in style... *adjusts bowtie* Outro:...

...and on your left you'll see the planet Earth. The Milky Way - being a very poor galaxy - could only afford to spare two, spherical planetoids for the construction of Earth. As you can plainly see, the smaller, white one - colloquially referred to as the moon - doesn't even have a warp pipe to allow access to it's core. Very sad. And the larger of the pair isn't much better, if I'm being honest...

"Alright, everyone on my wing; we are on final approach. The enemy is completely unaware of our ambush, so let's make the best of this opportunity. Hit 'em fast and hard! Let's go, 'Team Star Fox' on three. One two thr-" "bzzt, uh hi, sorry to interrupt the rousing pre-war speech, but I really need to use the bathroom before we leave." "...before we...Slippy, we're HERE! We left hours ago, we are...

Are you feeling the everyday stress that comes with being a hard-working citizen of the Galactic Republic? Tired of your humdrum, podunk life as a humble nerf herder? Looking to get away from it all on a distant, tropical world? Then look no further, Friend, because we have everything your hearts desire on exotic Malastare! We have secluded beaches! Serene marshlands! Deciduous rainforests! Open f...

It's a brand new season, Sightseers, and we're kicking it off with another themed month! So sit back and relax, as we take you on a voyage across the cosmos... Billions and billions of- *ahem* sorry... Welcome to Planet Month. Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Guest- Mitchell: Band on Spotify- Yogi Bogi , MX vs. The Railroad Industry Instagram- mitchellprobst Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsun...

OoooOOOOOOoooooOOooooooo! Happy Halloweeeeeeeeeeeen, Sightseers! We may still be in-between seasons at the moment, but if you really thought we would take a break from our favorite spooky holiday, then you're even crazier than the residents of today's location! So sit back, and buckle-up your straight jackets, cuz this one's gonna be a bit...grim... Muahahahahahaha! Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our So...

"You're going to engineer a bunch of prehistoric animals and set them loose on an island? Fine. A lovely dream. Charming. But it won't go as planned. It is inherently unpredictable, just as the weather is." - Dr. Ian Malcom, Jurassic Park Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When...

~ read in a hard-hitting announcer voice ~ In a world... Where people don't have time to play video games or watch movies or whatever... Two siblings will risk everything... To attempt something that has never been done before; describing their favorite memories in an audio format. This summer, Jean-Claude Van Damme... and Michael Cera in... Sights Unseen! Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sig...

Crikey, look theah! What a beautiful specimen; standing roughly two stories tall, and in a state of constant migration... These great big creatures are so massive, no other animal will mess with them. Just look at that neck structure! Strong and extended, like a giraffe's neck... Yeah, I bet this beauty can see for miles around her, not to mention- Hmm? What's that? You saw some young sheila climb...

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