Shutdown Fullcast

This week's edition of the Shutdown Fullcast gets right down to business by discussing realignment five years on, the least bad ways to break up with someone in college football, and the other following foolishnesses: --how a lot of people still don't seems to know Mizzou is in the SEC --The Big East's amazing investment strategies in turning 1.4 billion dollars in possible TV money into one hundr...

This week's Shutdown Fullcast is not only late, it's recorded on the road with relatively poor audio quality! Obviously you should listen to every terrible second of it. Topics covered: 1. Rivalries updated, i.e. can you make up a rivalry out of thin air? Should you even have rivals? Which rivalries actually matter, and which ones do people even really care about? Why are the most intense rivalrie...

This week's Shutdown Fullcast comes in at a LEAN AND MEAN fifty minutes, indexed thusly for maximum listening efficiency. 0:00--12:00 We discuss Ryan's trip to West Virginia, Tudor's Biscuit World, the safety fair held in a funeral home parking lot in West Virginia, how Senator Robert Byrd is definitely not dead, and how difficult it is to pin down the West Virginia accent without talking like a c...

This free-wheeling and extremely (even by our standards) edition of the Shutdown Fullcast covers: --Why the cult of the Big Green Egg is mostly a lie --How POINT BREAK IS MERELY GOOD AND IS CERTAINLY NOT ON A LEVEL WITH OH SAY SOMETHING LIKE THE CLASSIC "UNDER SIEGE" --A description of the time Jason saw his youth group leader stage a mock kidnapping and execution to teach the value of church? Som...

The Shutdown Fullcast for this week HEATS UP with HOT SEAT CONJECTURE. There's also talk about proper buttcrack maintenance in hot weather if you want to skip straight to the 42 minute mark, but otherwise we ask: --Isn't the coach at Alabama always the fifth most endangered coach in the country no matter what happens on the field? --Is Kliff Kingsbury too handsome to fire? (YES, YES HE IS) --Big t...

This week's Shutdown Fullcast covers a veritable panoply of important topics including ACTUAL COLLEGE FOOTBALL. The menu includes: --A super important Bobby Bowden imitation which is totally not Foghorn Leghorn --We review the starting quarterbacks for three conferences, and in turn reveal our total ignorance of who's actually starting at any position for any team at this point in the year. --No r...

The Shutdown Fullcast returns and basically opens the college football season for everyone. Congratulations, everyone: It's May 6th, and football has started. Important topics covered include: --Jameis Winston is now the NFL's great joyous problem and we're sure they'll be fine with it --More hot DRAFTPINIONS [whang] [whoong] [whoosh] [action noises --Many reader questions, including a lengthy dis...

WE BACK. The National Signing Day podcast covers the unfortunate weight gain of recruiting season for coaches, the inevitable squandering of talent by brand and by team after all the excitement of getting it, the most exciting 8-4 Sun Bowl Team Steve Sarkisian will ever assemble, how Mike Leach recruits via conversation, the worst football plays we've ever seen, and the only proper way to declare...

SHUTDOWN FULLCAST BACK. For the first time all three of us are in the same room AND actually guest-edited by Ty from the Solid Verbal, so if we sound even more mellifluous than usual it's because of superior production, not any appreciable incrase in talent, planning, or execution. (Those remain haphazard as always.) The topics for the week include: --Ryan and Jason doing duelling Andrew Luck imit...

On tonight's Shutdown Fullcast, we discuss how Wisconsin no longer has a coach but still has a jolly old Santa figure who leaves Barry Alvarez statues everywhere, Michigan not having a football coach until the spring thaw, the madness of the Popeyes Bahamas Bowl and your last chance to watch Western Michigan, and the bowl game that once had as many as 7200 people in the stands at once. Learn more...

This week's Shutdown Fullcast covers: Why it's not easy to be Brady Hoke, how you can fly all the way to Colorado and not really understand how a buyout works, how Michigan will reach for a Harbaugh apple and pull down an Addazio persimmon, why no sane person should take the Nebraska job, the moment when Jason demands people JUST FUCKING FIX THINGS, a proposal for UNLV to grant joint custody of th...

This week's Shutdown Fullcast goes early to avoid the Thanksgiving holiday, and discusses the following: why FSU is fine but Tallahassee is kind of scary, how UCLA can honestly be called "pretty good" at football, why Minnesota will be #25 forever, how Alton Brown would be the most annoying roommate ever, and why Will Muschamp still believes modern farming techniques are tricks of the devil. Learn...

This week, the Shutdown Fullcast reviews the college football rankings and finds out UCLA and Minnesota are the two greatest teams in college football; examines the precise levels of "Fuck Marshall" contained in those rankings; examines the mysterious concept of GAME CONTROL; answers reader questions, including telling you the exclusive secret to avoiding paying your student loans; looks at the we...

This week's podcast features a bold science experiment with the college football playoff rankings, tries to parse the meaning of "excessive scoring," gets Kirk Ferentz's buyout totally wrong, answers reader tweets, figures out why Dabo Swinney's terrified of couches, and describes Jimbo Fisher's Christlikeness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad...

This week's edition is late and for that you get the refund of NOTHING. Topics include: a baffling discussion of Billy Joel and whether he has ever seen a football game, the agony and ecstasy of being a Florida fan processing a shocking win over Georgia, an important discussion of Cash Money vs. No Limit, a look at the very busy week eleven slate, and yet more #talkinboutthenoles. Learn more about...

ONLY THE FASTEST DISCUSSION OF THE PLAYOFF WILL DO. Which is why we're discussing it no less than sixteen hours afterwards, because speed kills and we like to stay alive around here. This week's Shutdown Fullcast focuses on how the committee did a pretty good job, everyone hates Notre Dame again, which coaches would make good defensive attorneys, and how Dr. Bo came to the decision he made at the...

This week's Fullcast covers Notre Dame conspiracy theories, reviews which teams are everyone's rivals, says nice things about three overachieving teams, and determines which hip-hop celebrity is a universal translating robot in bike shorts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

--We finally talk about Florida State, and whether Chad Henne could hit the earth with a spear --A brief discussion of how damn dappled everything in Michigan is --Jason likes a game with many points! (TCU/Baylor --An explanation of "go for two" is a principle Bret Bielema obeys in every facet of his life --We are asked who the most clownfraudulent team in the top ten, and yes it's Notre Dame --We...

This week's podcast discusses the tumult of week six, lets someone read articles about artisanal popcorn in Wright Thompson's voice, figures out the part of Florida that produces the most Florida Men, and looks ahead to week seven. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Shutdown Fullcast explores the horrors of the Michigan Man Riots of 2014, answers reader mail about SEC rap rankings and the worst teams we've ever seen, and looks at the week ahead in college football. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week's episode is already picking new coaches for people, and also talks for five minutes or so about this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week's Shutdown Fullcast examines the most and least self-aware fanbases in college football, and slanders most of them. We also discuss Week Four's games. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The second edition of Shutdown Fullcast covers why Ryan is hanging out with the snake mayor of Rapid City, SD; why Outkast guarantees victory for your football team; and how everyone in college football this week goes over to their friend's dirty house just to be polite. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoi...

The first episode of the second season of Shutdown Fullcast screws up the introduction, makes a terrible comparison of parenting techniques to football, covers the action for week two, and why you should go to brunch with Ralph Friedgen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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