Shutdown Fullcast

Spencer declares this the best week of the college football season thus far and admires the ability of Arkansas to maintain the exact same level all year while others rise and fall. Jason channels Mike Leach to tell you how trees with lips cannot be trusted and says nice things about Syracuse. Ryan says some dumb shit about Checkers and Scott Storch. Oh, and we also discuss USC's new coach. He's a...

Shutdown Fullcast reviews the second week of Playoff Rankings and previews the week to come using a low bid system. It works for the government, so. - The Smooth 'n Sexy Playoff Committee follows up last year's smash hit "Game Control" with their new slow jam, "Body Clock" - Should Kansas be a playoff team, considering how many wins their opponents have? - Jeff Long loves every movie and will give...

This week's review podcast didn't record the part where we discussed Bret Bielema wearing only a windbreaker and a smile, but that was for your own protection. Trust us. It damaged us all enough on its own. Topics covered include: --Bama. Ughhhhhhh, Bama. --Oklahoma State's statistically improbable but very factual whoopin' of TCU, and how Texas could ruin Oklahoma's entire season twice by tanking...

The preview edition of the Fullcast may have gotten mad at EXTREMELY SERIOUS Iowa fans? And might have told them to eat an extremely unclean part of the Fullcast's body? That may have happened, in addition to these other topics of great interest for the upcoming weekend of college football. --Why you should go out and get into a fight with a random stranger over the first set of college football p...

WEEKEND REVIEW AND FRANK BEAMER APPRECIATION EPISODE. Oh hell yes, what you wanted in the Fullcast was even more wandering and discussion of that time Frank Beamer's kin shot up a courthouse. Topics (besides courthouse shootings) include: --That thing that happened in Duke/Miami, and why you could not pay any of us enough money to deal with any of that mess ever --Hey, remember when Minnesota shif...

The midweek Fullcast accomplishes all the following in the mere breezy tiny span of 55 minutes: --Listing all the things that DEFINITELY CAN'T HAPPEN after we said on the last podcast that there was little chance Miami would fire him this week. Mark Dantonio's never going anywhere, South Carolina! --A discussion as to whether Al Golden has been abducted by shadowy South Florida henchmen --Reader q...

The quick reaction edition of the Shutdown Fullcast was made obsolete just an hour after it was recorded thanks to the firing of Al Golden at Miami. We publish nevertheless, with reactions and hearty guffawing at the idea of how good Al Golden's hair looked at even the lowest points of his Miami tenure. Topics include: --The aforementioned assbeating of Miami at home, and yes how great Al Golden s...

Back in full after an abbreviated week, the Shutdown Fullcast returns with 65 minutes of pure fury. There's also us talking about Drake, but sure, there's fury in there, too. Topics covered include: --"Hotline Bling," or why Drake sounds like a dude who just wants you to stay inside his house forever, preferably in the basement where you can live in the house he built just for you down there, girl...

The Fullcast lives! A day late, sure, but still up despite travel and meetings and other tedious adult necessities. We sound really good via using actual studio mikes in NYC! And keep timers because we were working on a tight turnaround! Expect neither to happen ever again! Topics: --AAAAHHHHHHHHH SPURRIER COME BACK --AAAAAAAAAAHHH SARK YOU okay don't come back for a while until you figure some sh...

The Shutdown Fullcast talks mostly about the time we cooked food on a redneck shopping cart grill on a fire made from burning furniture stolen from a Haverty's dumpster. This may seem odd, but the idea of a dominant victory over a good team by the Florida Gators? So overwhelming to Ryan and I that celebrating Floridian squalor is the only way to reset our expectations and return to something like...

The Fullcast mostly makes fun of Texas this week, but covers a few other topics with this week's guest, Georgia fan and NPR host connoisseur Doug Gilett (aka @captainannoying.) --A quick audit of NPR hosts and the services they have to provide to you because they are technically your employee --An answer to the immortal question "Why is Big Boi wearing nothing but Mets gear in the 'Rosa Parks' vid...

The part where Jason recasts King of the Hill with college football coaches, aka the really funny part. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Fullcast is back to do what we do best, which is make fun of a.) Alabama losing, and b.) people from Ohio telling anyone what is good about anything in life. There's also the following topics, each covered with the usual Skype-glitching and happy negligence. --How a loss for Bama ensures their appearance in the playoff --An examination of the great pride people from Ohio can feel about Ohio wh...

The first completely competitive and interesting weekend of the college football season gets...well, it gets us starting off by talking about a man dying a horrible death in a New York utility tunnel. There is actual football. Points covered include: -- "We gotta shit on Texas, Spencer. Because there is a fresh reason to shit on Texas." -- A proposal about Auburn struggling being a sign they will...

Spencer's on the road yet again, so Jason and Ryan talk about: - the aggressive expansion of the Texas League of Offensive Coordinators - what spaceships look most like genitals - creating your own haunted practice field - why Donald Trump should purchase naming rights to Iowa-Iowa State - how Navy is the team of playoff destiny - or maybe it's FIU, remains to be seen BONUS: We open the show by ta...

WEEK ONE WEEK ONE WEEK ONE. We get to talk actual football, which is cool, but we also get to talk about --OUR EXTENSIVE BIG TEN PREVIEW (or what a miserable place Ohio is) --Which mountains have songs of hobo sexual misadventure written about them --A scenario where we have PJ Fleck rapping his own version of a Rich Homie Quan song, "Fleck". --Why you can just wheel out a 93 year old Lee Corso on...

This week's Shutdown Fullcast covers the Big 12, a conference of such astonishing depth and interest we didn't have time to get to reader questions. We'll double down on them next week, but we apologize: Iowa State is JUST that fascinating. Topics covered: --The least coordinated intro to the podcast ever, and an analysis of the Jade Helm defense Texas Tech will use this fall --Rage-inducing sport...

Tomahawk Nation editor and SB Nation Recruiting Director Bud Elliott joins Jason and Ryan to preview the ACC. Topics include: - How Miami can win the conference (no really) - One nice thing said about every ACC team - A consideration of which invasive species will devastate the State of Florida one day - Next to ZERO discussion of Florida State Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/...

Surprise Mystery Guest and SB Nation Managing Editor Brian Floyd joins us to preview the Pac-12...for about seven minutes unti his Internet connection fails altogether. So you just get to listen to Jason and Ryan talk rank the South Division, figure out if Cal can get to bowl eligibility so Jason loses a bet, and assign a pizza topping to every school in the conference. It's extremely educational...

This week's entire podcast is devoted to speaking on the SEC, which doesn't really mean we won't talk about things like: --Which SEC fanbase is most/least likely to attack and dismember a robot? --Which team Florida loses to this year from the pair of Tennessee and/or Kentucky? --Following up on that, how losing to your spouse's rival is a delayed kind of rage --Is the SEC going to be relevant in...

The Fullcast goes way, way long this week, eclipsing the hour mark mostly because SOMEONE found Chris Berman's IMDB page halfway through the broadcast. (He was in The Program AND Necessary Roughness! He's practically the Jean-Paul Belmondo of '90s football films!) Topics: --Why "Hoosiers" sucks and how George Lucas is going to put CGI Jabba into a remastered "Birth of a Nation" --Why "Rudy" and mo...

PURE FOOTBALL EROTICA. That's not an exaggeration, we discuss pure football erotica this week, or at least what we find to be erotic in the game of football. I mean, before that we all talk about BET Uncut returning, but yeah: definitely some football erotica after all the talk about BET Uncut. Get your towels, because it's gonna get steamy! Also the cleaning crew did not come last night and there...

It's our 200th episode recording with host Rodger Sherman, and we celebrate by discussing: - possible non-conference upsets - how you can bet actual money on teams like Rutgers and UNC to win the national championship, somehow - Tampa/St. Petersburg and its burgeoning culinary scene - other household items you could attack a quarterback with and call it training - the 2001 film Driven starring Syl...

Things are totally normal on this week's Shutdown Fullcast as the usual cast of Steven Godfrey, Jason Kirk, and Ryan Nanni, discussing: -- The Big 12's imminent expansion -- The Big 12's imminent collapse -- Living in Orlando: you can do that, apparently? -- How nuclear winter leads to a reborn, hard-as-hell Big 8 -- How that same nuclear winter plays right into Bill Snyder's hands -- Paul Johnson...

This week's edition of the Shutdown Fullcast throws all else to the side to discuss the time Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs allegedly got into a fight with the strength coach at UCLA and threw a kettlebell at him. You need nothing more. Topics: --Where Puff Daddy now stands among Rappers What Do Fightin' --A description of a man that includes "his legs look like Kevin Smith's pants" --Why you don't ever...