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Number 8 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Poinsettia Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Each of these episodes costs five dollars and we work on the honor system; we assume the $35 for the previous seven episodes is already in the mail thank youuuuuuuu. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices...

Number 7 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Boca Raton Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Please Google Image Search "Nick Holt" before listening to this episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Number 6 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Miami Beach Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Mostly we're distracted by the fact that Spencer lost his luggage by just leaving it in overhead storage. He is worse at flying than you are at anything. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoi...

Number 5 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the New Orleans Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Ryan's still getting basic facts wrong and they should fire him already! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Number 4 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Cure Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Ryan can't even get the basic facts of this game right so don't expect much, please! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Number 3 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Camellia Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Caveat emptor is the only rule for this podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Number 2 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Las Vegas Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Sorry, we're not good at this! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Number 1 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the New Mexico Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! That's the risk you take when you decide to listen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Playoff has been settled upon and it's fine. It's all fine. We mostly ignore that in favor of picking our own Playoff Of Teams You Don't Want To Face, including USC, LSU, Florida State, and, yes, Pitt. We also: - Praise Virginia Tech, one of 2016's most confusing and wonderful teams - Acknowledge the one Playoff truth: it's all a long prank at the Big 12's expense - Handing out the People's He...

Football season's almost done and you're still listening to this terrible podcast, which says something about mankind's collective inability to change for the better. But since you're here, we: - Imagined the Playoff that has 3 Big 10 teams but Bama still winning - Let Spencer go way, way out on a Pac 12 limb that will almost certainly collapse - Figured out the fan base happiest to be done with 2...

Yes, we talk about the Ohio State-Michigan game, but it takes longer to get there than it should because we podcast like your grandmother drives: far too slowly and dangerous to others at night. Other topics! - A coach-by-coach analysis of which SEC coaches are crap - Pitt-Syracuse broke math - Nodding approvals of Arizona, Iowa, and NC State - The scenario in which Brian Kelly gets carried off th...

This episode has a little bit of Thanksgiving: - Analyzing how drunk you can get in front of family - Ham thoughts - A plea to eat whatever you want A little bit of football: - Rivalry week, AKA Ruin Someone Else's Season Without Really Improving Your Own - How A&M can outfox Texas - Don't bet money on an Arizona game - Or an Arizona State game - The worst FSU hire(s) possible And a little bit of...

Though apparently you can lose to Iowa State, if you have really really really good hair. You can also lose to Boston College, but you have to be UConn, which, no, don't do that. You CAN'T lose to Central Michigan if you're Oklahoma State. They ran the numbers and it's mathematically impossible; please correct your flawed record book. Other topics! - Rutgers, and Paul Wulff proves it could be so m...

This is the block of text where I tell you what goes on in this week's episode, but, honestly, who can even remember? I know we talked about ice cream as it relates to the SEC-SoCon challenge, and what kind of butt each ACC team is. I vaguely recall a listener asking us how to make money, even though we're all financial idiots. Maybe there are game previews, but they're probably ill-conceived. Oh,...

Fair warning: if you listen to this episode, you're going to hear Spencer scream IOWAAAAAAAA for a longer time than seems necessary. You will also hear - A tribute to Hawkeye punter Ron Coluzzi and Tales of Kinnick Intoxication - Actual positive discussion of Pitt, no fooling - Actual positive discussion of USC, what is wrong with us - Checking in on Boston College, that's more like it - Conferenc...

The ass-ingest week of the college football season is here, and we are here to do two things: kick said ass, and chew bubble gum. And we are all out of bubble gum. Because we ate it. Because bubble gum is delicious, and something that tastes that good shouldn't be something you aren't supposed to eat. Topics of interest for week eleven: --We're going to talk about football, because that's our job!...

Ohio State-Nebraska! Vandy-Auburn! Iowa-Penn State! TCU-Baylor! These are but a few of the games that we managed to not discuss this week, in part because Spencer's internet connection died before we could. (The other part: we're biased and hate your team.) What did we talk about instead? - How Alabama is sabotaging its own championship hopes - When we decided LSU was dead - Designing a fitting tr...

Jason's outside again, which, yeah, means the sound's going to be a total disaster. Oh, and we talked about some football stuff, like: - What the Big 12 is for, if anything - The bowl prediction that pits Charlie Strong against Georgia - How to fix GameDay with more guns - Jim Harbaugh goes to a baseball game - Spencer's new nickname, Captain Beef - Which QBs we've seen absorb the most physical pu...

West Virginia and Boise and Baylor and Nebraska were all undefeated. They aren't now, which, well, sorry y'all. This episode has a good five minutes of I don't really know what at the beginning, followed by this: - A conference referee taxonomy - Pointing out that Tennessee lost to a child quarterback born after the last Volunteer national title - Admiring Notre Dame's persistence in trying to los...

Week 9's games: pretty okay! There's an interesting Virginia Tech-Pitt clash on Thursday, a number of noon games you can watch instead of Kentucky-Mizzou on Saturday, a Baylor-Texas matchup that surely won't turn into a bunch of yelling and accusation hurling, one of Washington's last regular season chances to do something people will pay attention to, a Wisconsin-Nebraska game that one team will...

Penn State knocked off #2 Ohio State with a blocked field goal returned for a touchdown, so naturally we take 10 minutes to get to that game and talk about LSU-Ole Miss first because we're terrible at identifying meaningfulness. Other points of digression include: - Whether Todd Graham has what it takes to use "chickenshit" in conversation - How to defeat Jim Harbaugh by preying on his crippling a...

FULLCAST BACK. This time without Ryan, who we subbed out for Jane Coaston, MTV News writer, Michigan fan, and Hammering Panda evangelist. It’s like all the other podcasts where we bring someone else in: better by subtraction of one of our three inept selves, and then improved further by having an actual competent person on the show. TOPICS: The Hammering Panda and Man Berg, aka the Big Ten’s two b...

Because we cannot agree on whether Week 7 was good or bad, we broke it up into its constituent parts. GOOD: - Ohio State and Wisconsin, even though only one of them could win - ACC Lead Detective Mitch Trubisky - A bear eating hot dogs at a casual yet alarming rate (there's a connection here, don't worry) - Papa John being as Papa John as possible - Dino Babers and the Syracuse offense BAD: - Refe...

--Some exciting pre-show banter definitely not left unintentionally in the audio --Reminder that Ole Miss/Arkansas is on this week, and unless it involves converting a 4th and 25 on a backwards pass it probably can't top last year --A definitive discussion of who gets purpler: Alex Jones or Brian Kelly? --Also a diversion into the oldest software in use to discuss college football on the internet,...

Week six is done, and so is Rutgers football after losing 78-0 to Michigan. Topics! --The Notre Dame/NC State game, a.k.a. THE BEST 10-3 GAME EVER and MORE PROOF YOU SHOULD JUST PUNT AND HOPE YOUR OPPONENT DOES SOMETHING STUPID --"Will Notre Dame make a bowl game?", a question we actually have to ask at this point --Notre Dame could miss a bowl game this year --How many points can we make about No...