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--Coastal Carolina and BYU played the Game of the Century --We learn about CCU's best majors, Theft and Rhetoric --Don't let your friends take the South Carolina job! --Dusty Rhodes should have played Gandalf in LOTR --Iowa State is currently having their best season ever --Another edition of "Spencer Knows Musical" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

--An opener with the most amazing glitch in Fullcast history --20 minutes about Scottish food and booze including the legend of CLAPSHOT --We apologize to Michigan for our sins against The Mitten --BYU could have gone 30-0 and still missed the playoff --Jason shares a terrifying Notre Dame stat --We ask: Did the Russians put an ape with a shotgun into space? --Spencer does one accent passably well...

--what is the Pac-12 even doing, at all --Jason goes on a voyage to cook his gigantic turkey --Maryland is a state made entirely of panhandles --the Egg Bowl and how Elijah Moore still got flagged --Mike Leach lectures on the Kung Fu Empire --The underwater booing of Jets fans in bronze diving helmets --Another edition of "Is this a real musical?" (with South Carolina connections!) --We accidental...

Is Notre Dame just Fat Navy? The gang takes genuine offense on behalf of BYU and Cincinnati It’s not a real rivalry game if you’re not psychotic with anxiety beforehand; anyway, here’s Georgia-South Carolina This IS the internet’s only Texas volleyball podcast DO IT AGAIN ELIJAH, ASCEND THE THRONE OF HEAVEN AND CLAIM YOUR CROWN OF IMMORTALITY  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices...

 - Aw shucks it’s just li’l ole Dabo, tryin’ to shove a camel through the eye of a needle again! Ain’t he cute, folks?  - Please lift our brother Matt Leinart up in your thoughts while he braves as many as several weeks without a trip to the Burbank Cheesecake Factory  - Rutgers and Michigan star in, “Valentino Ambrosio Imbroglio.” Ten stars.   - Where were YOU when you realized every morsel of ha...

 - Mail(SINGULAR)bag! One (1) reader question, answered in detail, concerning the looming Big Ten Championship Game  - Spencer begins with an apology and promptly says a whole bunch of other shit he’ll have to apologize for next week  - The entire crew has some shit to say to Martin Luther  - A display of what is guaranteed to be the worst Queen of England accent you have ever heard in your natura...

 - WILL MUSCHAMP WILL HEADBUTT YOUR FAVORITE DONKEY IF YOU DON’T GIVE HIM ANOTHER JOB  - The Big Ten football story everybody’s talking about: Tom Allen vs. Inhuman Amounts Of Lasagna  - Introducing the Hacksaw Gantry series of airport novels  - Northwestern would like to remind the proctor that some classmates don’t have their cameras on!  - Lenin’s corpse: good rivalry trophy?? Learn more about...

 - Another 60-minute half-hour of college football preview content, beginning with at least one game that doesn’t exist anymore!  - Spencer has robot blindness, to the surprise of absolutely no one  - Introducing NanoCrabs™!   #TheSplotchWasGood   - Miami Batman answers to the Council of Badgers  - One (1) reader question, answered in thoughtful and thorough detail  - It used to be a lot easier to...

 - A real-time on-air exploration of the small business community of Appomattox, Virginia  - A frankly uncomfortable amount of seriously-taken football analysis, sorry bout it  - Ryan accidentally opens the ark of the covenant of Holly’s Tennessee football feelings, and everyone pays the ultimate price  - The gang engages in a little discourse with the mechanisms of government  - Jason has some th...

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—state-themed candles reviewed, including one that literally explodes, and also a shocking Missouri one  —Ryan makes Spencer cry with a reading  —Jason surveys the wonders of Texas beating a clearly superior OK State team leading to LONGHORN GRAVITY GUN CONSPIRACY THEORIES  —Dan Mullen did the thing he does: making it worse  —Georgia is the Ohio of the South  —Oregon continues the most efficient s...

--A now completely obsolete discussion of the canceled Nebraska/Wisconsin game! --Why Indiana Jones never got tenure and was a serious national security risk --Mizzou/Florida should be interesting, no it will, please, come back nooo --- --SICKOS TIME (Hello Northwestern/Iowa) --Let's all pray that Auburn/LSU comes down to Jason's proposed "Three point safety" --Our reader question this week leads...

--Cajun Aquaman controls all the crawdads --A review of the weekend of special teams wonders, aka The Night of the Punter --INDIANA WON THE FOOTBALL GAME, THAT HAPPENED --Jim and Dan called a Michigan game and our dads got into a fight --A celebratory reading of Kentucky's amazing box score --Proposed: The Wisconsin Marathon (with post-race beers and brats, of course) --Holly dares the Donner Part...

--A brief discussion of the World's Strongest Men and why they listen to the Fullcast --Will a Strongman eat your pets? We ask important questions here --We're calling that shot: Nebraska is going to beat Ohio State! --No one will remember this! If we're wrong, and we will be, it won't matter! --If we're right we will never let anyone forget how we called it! --Ryan and Jason invent the concept of...

-- Intro: Larry King is insane, and Spencer cannot pronounce "Tyra"  -- Jet Pack Guy is the only person fully embracing 2020, and even he wouldn't land at South Carolina/Auburn -- Ryan believes Georgia failed in the second half against Bama due to simple math -- "Not only do they never run the ball, but they are terrible at it when they do" -- Jason, accurately, on Mississippi State -- How the Pac...

 - Our 30-minute show centered around one reader question a) is 47 ½ minutes long and b) spends the first 11 minutes of the episode sharing our respective feelings about planets  - Six (6) minutes later there is another brief detour back to the planets and our opinions thereof - All hail Jupiter, the stoutest Kentucky running back of the galaxy - An important opportunity for careful listeners to s...

--This week, Georgia is the pontoon boat with attached putting green of everyone's dreams --A thorough dissection of the AP poll for the first time in the show's history --Lane Kiffin had a panty on his head during the Alabama game --A review of Greco-Roman gods of the Georgia Piedmont --Note: This was recorded before Vandy/Mizzou got canceled! --Note: We talk about COVID and the season! In an acc...

 - Jason is back, show still falls apart in under a minute; it’s still Spencer’s fault so never say we’re inconsistent  - Holly forgets what consonance is, shame her   - A crockpot-based Twilight Zone episode ensues  - Ryan leads a game of WOULD YOU RATHER: have a squirrel crawl down your throat OR call Lions games for 31 years??  - Definitely the most times we’ve ever said “jicama” on this show ...

 - SURPRISE MONDAY SHOW NONE SHALL KNOW THE HOUR  - Jason is absent and it takes the rest of the gang all of one (1) minute of airtime to just completely fall apart  - [CLAP CLAP] Oklahoma, one loss this time [CLAP CLAP] Two losses now! [CLAP CLAP CLAP]   - Well it’s year 3 for Jimbo and it looks like WHO CARES GOT ATVS   - Auburn spoils their own narrative arc with an early FIRE GUS spoiler  - Pl...

 - A timely BLOOD WEEK sermon   - Two bigole snakes treadin’ on each other, and their respective complaints  - Confronting the glowing specter of ... a second college football podcast??  - This Saturday night, witness the DADVANTAGE 1982 game of the week  - Truly just an extravagant amount of Philadelphia Eagles analysis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

- Which SEC East team has the leadership to succeed? - SEC West expectations, realistically managed - Sober consideration of SEC expansion candidates: Missouri? - Diligent research into the intersections of things and other things - Focused discussion on only these topics for the entire 7,000-minute run time - Definitely not an hour-plus of nonsense before any SEC football talk - You're on the bad...

- Spencer has huge feelings about the Nebraska Cornhuskers - Oh right, we just had the biggest Blood Week of all time - Journalism is free at mooncrew.substack.com - Make our Discord your new social network via patreon.com/mooncrew - See you in El Paso!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

- Welcome to coach-firing season! It's always coach-firing season! - Time for the NCAA to acknowledge student-gambler-athletes - Oh no, it's Auburn vs. Pitt week - No Week 2 football games previewed, because there are no guarantees Week 2 exists - Not that we'd preview football games anyway - Join us in newly launched Moon Crew Discord via patreon.com/mooncrew! Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

- Week 0 recapped in terms of long snappers - Holly has a new Jeff Fisher - Technical Difficulties bingo: Jason's all cranky about being in a time delay - Ryan's ongoing lifehack: wisely avoiding football - Spencer shares the harrowing tale of the Poop Doctor - Week 1 previewed, for like 30 seconds - A lot of strolling around Wikipedia, putting ourselves in the line of royal succession, and other...

- A hastily assembled preseason top 25, prepared by our readers - CENTRAL ARKANSAS IS IN YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW, AND THEY WANNA FIGHT - Who is more 2020: Pitt, Ole Miss, or other? - SNAPTIE - Rate and review the Fullcast! - Subscribe to mooncrew.substack.com! - Let us know what you think of the Sinful Seven so far! - Let us know what you might think of a Moon Crew Discord! - Share this podcast with...