Shut Up Cincinnati

Hey bootyhole inspectors!  Join the fellas for another glorious episode of Shut Up Cincinnati.  Chris is admired by a co-worker for having a pink butthole.  The guys discuss how kids are horrible humans to each other.  Chris spits a goober on an old lady's windshield.  Hairy guy is taking advantage of the elderly.  The guys admit to being old whites that can't keep up with the vernacular of the yo...

Hey there ya turkeys!!!!  Before you gobble those nuts, take in all the fellas have to offer this week.  We explain why glory holes aren't made for fat people.  We tell Cincinnati to shut up about AJ McCarron and why the Bengals should just tank the rest of the season.  Hairy Guy and GP are interested in settling the rubber match in their rivalry and the guys discuss using electricity and nipple c...

Tiddilyhoo peckerheads!  Sit down and enjoy a nice conversation with the fellas.  Jason loves Draymond Green and Brett Favre after disliking them previously.  Chris hates it when people put up Christmas trees in November.  The guys debate whether necros are actually providing a service for the dead.   Will the Cincinnati Bengals make the playoffs?  Is CJ Stroud a unicorn?  Do gay guys bounce balls...

Hello pudlickers!  The fellas are back after a short break and their weird friend, Ryan Acres, joins the podcast for an afternoon of giggles.  Jason beats becomes a 4-time Covid champion.  The guys discuss what century they think men starting going down on women.  Chris updates us on his latest journey as a bull and things go off the rails.   Join in!

Hello duck pumpers!  The fellas are here with another super important podcast.  Chris finds a new cuck couple and he's trying out a new character.  Friday the 13th didn't involve a Hamas attack on America because duh!  Jason thinks deaf people make the best haunted house actors.  Chris films a private porn video and also narcs on someone to the police.  Jason is offended by the lack black women on...

Hello peckerheads!  Join us this week as we discuss all the life saving news and advice that you need.  The fellas can't figure out why Hairy Guy doesn't want to give his lady a cream pie.  We pick sides in the Israel/Palestine conflict.  Trevor Bauer's buttpunch was consensual after all.  Joe Burrow is back.  Finding out Santa wasn't real wasn't as disappointing that finding out Bang Bus was also...

Hello peckerheads!  The fellas are back and here to solve the world's biggest problem.  We talk about sex offenders in the pizza business, people with boring stories, and why you should always wash your vegetables because some 17 year old stoner may have sprayed them with bleach as a goof.  Chris tells us about getting violated in the bum last week.  The guys discuss why the Bengals and give their...

Welcome fellow peckerheads!  This week we start the show out on a downer as we hold a funeral for a dear friend.  It's not all sad though!  Jason gets old person scammed.  Chris is a victim of a viscous theft.  Jason finds an unhoused fella that he actually likes.  The guys talk about bad parents, the Bengals first win, and Jason's idea for a perfect society.   Things are picking up and the guys d...

Hey there!  I got a bucket of moose lips to sell ya!  Ok, I lied but I do have this fine podcast to offer.  Join the fellas as they talk passionately about nothing important.  Should Chris give an ex-clingy girl a second try 20 years later?  How creepy do you have to be to actually pay for porn?  Jason talks about a former life as a small time drug dealer.  Chris gets the senior discount at Great...

Listen up, pepper-tappers!  Ryan Acres joins the fellas this week to discuss a variety of super important topics.  Is Joe Burrow actually hurt more than we think?  Will you kiss a lady with a mouth full of Brad Pitt's load?   Why is the bug killer sending nude pictures of his wife to Ryan?  Is there a lady that's into extra pecker skin?  Why would you cook queso for 8 hours?  Why do losers put toi...

Hey pepper pecs!  Join the fellas for another excellent podcast about nothing important.  The guys discuss why they need a big one in porn and hate blurred out faces.  Chris pees on the neighbors car handle and Jason wrangles a serpent in his garage.  Will Joe Burrow play week one and how much will the Bengals win by?  Is Mitch McConnell or any other 80 year old fit for office or do they just pee...

Hello stupid heads!  The guys are back with another bodacious broadcast...or something like that.  Donald Trump gave the world a hell of a mugshot and Jason tells us why he's became a fan but not a supporter.  We discuss how all presidents have pretty much sucked for a long time.  Chris does more Christopher Columbus type activities when he gets mad at a local establishment for not having better p...

Hey there space cadets!  Join the fellas for a life altering podcast.  We start off the podcast celebrating freedom and a Bud Light with Kid Rock.   Jason accidently insults the guitarist from O.A.R. while driving him in an Uber.  Chris hates a 10 year old.  We discuss why women don't like the "c" word and why they're wrong like usual.  Was Barack Obama our first gay president?  Did the elites or...

Hey there bottom feeders!  Join the guys for another trek into the gutter.  Chris ruins his chances with a lady.  Jason gets banned from Tik Tok.   The fellas answer a few emails and try to get to the bottom of a listeners cheating wife.  Jason is sick of people picking on his culture of bad speakers.  Chris tries to take back the word pervert.  Ron Carter send us a message comparing Chris to Chri...

What's Up, bird nuts!  Join the fella's for another super important podcast.  We discuss why Lizzo's fat dancers should be happy they had a job.  We preach how you shouldn't trust anyone that would vote Yes on Issue 1 in the upcoming August 8th election in Ohio unless you hate America.  The guys urge black people to take Frederick Douglas back from the right wingers and discuss if they secretly sa...

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Namaste, Nipple Pinchers!  Join us for a chuckle for another world saving podcast.  Chris finally pays back his bet but his hair isn't "shoot up a theater" red like it was supposed to be.  Jason will throw the next phone he finds in his car out the window while driving Uber.   The guys debate Jason Aldean's goofy music video.   Why aren't homeless people snow-birds and would paying for a 10 dollar...

Hello Dirty Dongers!  Join us for another fabulous podcast that will save your very existence.  Chris has a friend named Todd who is licking his niece's butt.  Tennessee is trying hard to sell fake weed.  Jason publicly shames Chris for being a dirty welcher on social media.  Chris lives next to a serial killer.  Jason is overwhelmed by hillbillies at Buc-ee's.  Should a judge be allowed to sing h...

Hey Dribble Sac Mcquacks!  What it be!  Tune in this week to listen to a couple of knuckleheads just trying to make you giggle.  Chris is afraid he's going to get the ugly girl at the sex party.  Jason is thinking of ways to join the back office of a cartel.  The guys encourage the Australian gymnastic to start taking heroin to help with their balance.  The Reds may not suck for awhile.  Jason's d...

It's me, Hi, I'm the problem....and you will be too if you don't listen this week.   Join us for a life saving podcast!  The guys try to make sense of life after Taylor Swift comes to town and causes a storm of glitter, confusion, and disappointment.  Chris ponders diving deeper into sexual depravity but won't make love in a room full of dead people.  Jason watched a wreck and didn't think twice b...

Konichiwa, ya creeps!  This week is another BIG show w/ the Heavy Weights (Nathan, Jason, and Matt) and the Ivory Bull (Chris).  We talk about how to properly be a fatty on a road trip although we all agree that fat people are the worst.  Jason thinks of becoming a gay after a magical moment under a bridge singing Whitney Houston at the Pride parade.  Chris describes his experience being the bull...

Shalom sassy-nips!   Join the guys for another world saving podcast!  The Trumpster is dominating the polls despite being a turd.  The Cincinnati Reds are dominating with an incredibly young lineup and maybe we were all wrong about Red's ownership.  Can America vote for a guy that talks like Robert Kennedy Jr?  Does John Kruk own a robotic pleasure machine?  Cincinnati loves any white ball player...

Guten Tag, gopher nuts!  Join the fellas for another life saving podcast!  We discuss casual racism at a local ice cream shop, how you can tell if a neighborhood is safe by the availability of a usable toilet, and why you should pay attention to your brother even when you're jerking off.  The creator of the Silk Road writes in and offers to pay us to stick drugs up our butts and sneak them into ja...

Hey fatty!  Stop pretending you can see your dong and tune into this week's show!  Whoopi joins the fellas this week to hit on all the hot news of the week.  Jason hates Whoopi's shirt.  Chris gets mad dogged after staring hard at a dude's girlfriend.  Jason asks his wife if she's shopping in the fatty section and a grumpy looking plump lady gets angry at him.  Whoopi tells us that she's going to...

Ladies and gentleman Welcome to your death!  Now let's see where you're headed.  Turn the crank and experience what's in store for you.  Don't worry it's not the Riddle Box, it's just another life saving episode of Shut Up Cincinnati.  This week we are joined by local Juggalo, Josh H.   We get deep into the Dark Carnival and discuss what it means to be a Juggalo.  We let Josh sell us on going to t...