Shut up a Second

In which our heroes wade waist high into mud, fight a crocodile, and get covered in slime as we discuss bogs. We try to determine the right amount of tines for a fork, discuss Dad Baly's possible immortality, and explain the difference between Bog Monsters and Swamp Monsters. Jackson wonders if he could be pickled to death, Adam shares his controversial opinions on honey, and Cassie is a Bog Legen...

In which our heroes apply a fresh coat of paint, attach some bells and all call shotgun as we discuss sleighs. We struggle to remember the names of Santa’s reindeer, wonder if seagulls really do confuse stop signs and red lights and try to figure out just how long Rudolph had that red nose and didn’t use it. Zoe doles out some North Pole union justice, Jackson hosts the first ever podcast-based Re...

In which our heroes surprise everyone by actually doing beans in which we discuss beans. We try to remember the A-Team, fire beans from a gun, and discuss the duo of Baked Beans and Canned Spaghetti. Zoe get's her grapes hassled regarding Hannibal, Jackson tries to explain Jack and the Beanstalk, and Duscher just wants his food to fight back. So sit back in absolute shock as the Shut up a Second t...

In which our heroes pull on their hiking boots, adjust their caps, and head to the mountains as we discuss trails. We lose our arms and legs but not our sense of determination, try to locate mountains, and do our best to define a trail. Zoe climbs diarrhoea mountain, Jackson wants to make a suck board, and Duscher just wants to talk about scroggin. So find the perfect hike, strap on some Rollerbla...

In which our heroes shake their glorious manes, clop their spectacular hooves, and do that thing where their lips pull back and their scary teeth are revealed as we discuss horses. We talk the fluffiness of Clydesdale, the stupidity of turkeys, and mass sheep suicide. Adam demands the internet prove him wrong, Cass puts little horses on a shelf, and Jackson just feels like aliens would be incredib...

In which our heroes do up their ties, adjust their collars, and put in their cufflinks as we discuss suits. We explore our love for ladies in suits, acquire haunted hands, and fall in love with a Lothario on the beach. Jackson misses ruffles dearly, Zoe explains the concept of Frat Boy Formal, and Adam just tries to explain his love of a simple tuxedo. So get done up to the nines, choose how breas...

In which our heroes melt some metal, pour it into a mould, and then sharpen the heck out of it as we discuss knives. We try to convert knives into currency, try to figure out what's so sticky on Zoe’s chair (it was cordial), and discuss dick chopping. Zoe reveals she's way into making models, Adam reveals that he has a stamp collection because of course he does, and Jackson just needs the rest of...

In which our heroes clear their throats, open their mouths, and sing with the voice of a million angles as we discuss musicals. We basically write and perform the songs of Titanic the Musical, give praise to Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, and try to figure out why everyone found the Lorax so sexy. Jackson covers himself in falcons, Zoe is a bad king, and Duscher just makes a three day trip on...

In which our heroes get slighted, spend days plotting, and wreck a terrible revenge as we discuss, well, revenge. We unearth kookaburras from the ground, get mad at rude dogs, and take the fight to the moths. Jackson enters a duel against the duke, Zoe just woke up from a nap, and Adam just has possibly the worst time. So stew over a small inconvenience, spend hours planning and scheming, and exac...

In which our heroes look to the skies, are amazed by wildlife and decide to revisit an old favourite while talking Birds III: Fancy Birds. Join the gang as they dive deep to play the classic "fancy or fuck off" game, explore a world where virgin blood grants you eternal youth and level themselves up by eating entire species. Jackson isn't afraid to suck on a hand teat,  Zoe has a good time imagini...

In which our heroes pull up a stool, pour themselves a pint and chug while talking alcohol. The gang quickly discover the futility of trying to tell a good drinking story, attempt to make fancy drinks out of gross things and educate our overseas audience on the very specific references to Melbourne. Jackson explains the history of a dead moth we found in his room, Zoe calls out the boys for thinki...

In which our heroes tear open boxes, watch as the pieces fly all over the floor and never manage to find all the bits while discussing Lego. It's a fun filled time as the gang explore the reality of Action Man vs Max Steel, revisit the moment that toys stopped being enjoyable and the fragrance of ants. Jackson surprises everyone and himself with his deep Lego knowledge, Tessa is spooked by doll fe...

In which our heroes throw on jackets, pull their hoods tight and step out into a wintery abyss while talking snow. Join the team as they explore the grim reality of penguin slaves, name drop local snow places for Melbourne and keep referencing Sanspants members who aren't in this episode. Adam has an internal battle of grammar vs survival, Zoe wins the hypothetical question straight off the bat an...

In which our heroes browse the aisles, examine fruit and visit the fresh produce as we discuss supermarkets. Join the boys as they examine the benefit of supermarkets for animals, Recover the long forgotten Super Kmart and try to figure out if a man can eat a couch pillow. Jackson doesn't understand the perishable nature of canned foods, Aaron is confident in his survival skills and Duscher just w...

In which our heroes are made of ceramic, are designed to contain things, and are sometimes expensive as we discuss pots. We reminisce about pottery class, try to define a pot, and are blown away by the fact that owls are everywhere. Jackson doesn’t understand burns, Alli cant stand the smell of clay, and Aaron just wants everyone to watch the great British throw-down. So do your best to figure out...

In which our heroes strap on their leathers, hop in their jeep and fight over water as we discuss Post-Apocalyptic Earth. We panic over the coming beast wars, boil the sea and eat fancy Italian cakes. Zoe has it in for pigeons, Jackson gets put down by funnelling ants into his ears and Duscher just wants to see the world burn. So change your name to something like Chummonger, carve out a life in t...

In which our heroes put on their scrubs, pull out their scalpel, and perform dangerous surgery as we discuss doctors (again). We discuss the need for brains, try to locate our stomachs, and mispronounce tourniquet. Edgoose is fairly sure he could perform surgery, Jackson sings as Edgoose dies, and Tessa just wants to frame a king for crimes. So wrack your brains, try to remember how to perform sur...

In which our heroes fall into a pool of radiation, have their bodies changed on a molecular level, and develop wondrous abilities as we discuss superpowers. We get stuck in an airtight room, discuss wisdom teeth, and and get hassled by Adam. Zoe just wants to be a better version of herself but ends up as ten teeth, Duscher gets bested by a fly, and Jackson just wishes he had a lamp made out of his...

In which our heroes have four wheels, are painted red, and have a metal handle as we discuss wagons. We all do silly voices, talk premie babies, and read out a URL. Duscher steals the sun, Adam acts as a bridge between friends, Zoe explains a rickshaw as like a backpack for a baby but for an adult, and Jackson just wants to know why he can't pick himself up. So try to remember the difference betwe...

In which our heroes age rapidly, begin to mumble, and get put in a home as we discuss Old, Getting/People. We discuss basic madness, the confusing nature of a pulse beat, and try to get a handle on androids. Jackson sheds a tear for the last Barry, Zoe reminds everyone of Pasquale Mario, the third Mario Brother, and Adam just wishes Jackson was better at describing monkeys. So smack your gums, tel...

In which our heroes chuck on their uniforms, head to the crime scene, and start arresting everyone in sight as we discuss Crime III: Cops. We suggest a new branch for the military, figure out the police officers of the animal kingdom, and clear up the difference between a bread knife and a breadknife. Duscher explains Australia's controversial tunnel laws, Aaron details the code of Hammurabi, and...

In which our heroes lose their owners, set out on a magical journey, and aren’t animated as they talk talking dog movies but not animated ones ones like homeward bound. We talk varying different dog breeds, sing a song from an Australian classic, and discuss the voice acting talents of Frankie Muniz. Jackson shares his views on animal farm, Duscher uses his special skill of knowing the release dat...

In which our heroes roll the dice, pick a card, and place their bets as we discuss gambling. We talk losing body parts, the true blue game of two up, and the dangers of putting lottery winners name in the newspaper. Duscher wonders why it took too long for us to race horses, Jackson removes his head as a last resort, George has some choice things to say about Mark Wahlberg, and Zoe just wishes she...

In which our heroes have a question, can't find the answer, and so turn to Google for help as we discuss Google. We worry about people living in our cupboards, trash talk the far inferior search engines of Yahoo and Bing, and inevitably discuss Nan . Jackson Googles just about everything under the sun, Zoe reminisces about a barbie PlayStation 1 game, and Duscher just wishes everyone would play Sl...

In which our heroes hack the mainframe, surf the information superhighway, and search the ‘net as they discuss The Internet. We reminisce over internet sounds, turn the internet into a butler, and partake in arts and crafts. Jackson describes the first computer ever, Zoe describes the first, very depressing, email, and Duscher just wishes movies knew what hacking was. So plug in your internet cabl...