Shut up a Second

In which our heroes look up at sunny skies, admire the recently formed rainbow and just listen to the birds sing as they discuss good weather with Shanks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CakesIn which our heroes grease up some tins, preheat the oven and combine an assortment of ingredients as they discuss cakes. Want to help support the show? Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.comTwitter:  twitter.com/sanspantsradioWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFac...

In which our heroes head back to the Jurassic, realise that tyrannosauruses have feather and discover that there is only one strain of triceratops as they discuss Dinosaurs. Again. Want to help support the show? Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.comTwitter:  tw...

In which our heroes take to the seas, grow some gills and lose some brain cells as we talk about Animal Kingdom Part Fish. Want to help support the show? Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.comTwitter:  twitter.com/sanspantsradioWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFaceboo...

In which our heroes dig around for loose change, try to look inconspicuous and end up just keeping their hands warm as they discuss pockets. Want to help support the show? Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.comTwitter:  twitter.com/sanspantsradioWebsite: sanspan...

In which our heroes head to the bayou, do a strategic barrel roll and open our mouths wide so some kind of heron bird thing can clean our teeth as we discuss Gators. Want to help support the show? Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.comTwitter:  twitter.com/sansp...

In which our heroes don’t turn up to recording as they are in Sydney and decide to do another clip show instead, so here’s the best bits of Shut up a Second Season 2. Enjoy! Want to help support the show? Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.comTwitter:  twitter.c...

In which we explore ancient ruins, uncover old pieces of pottery, and study humanity by the things it left behind as we discuss Archaeology. We kill a wizard and bury it, read out Aaron's texts on air, and send a ratman off to the lab. Jackson drinks from the Holy Grail, Duscher hides sweaty earth away from the rest of the world, and Aaron just wishes people would accept that he's not an archaeolo...

In which our heroes acquire a mystical destiny, find themselves collecting a multitude of magical creatures, and then just are Japanese Animation as we discuss Anime. We discuss our childhood Anime's, expose Ryder's secret Manga addiction, and get narcissistic with our body pillows. Zoe is mad that 9/11 interrupted Digimon, Adam loved Cardcaptor, and Jackson just bloody hates Anime. So get kawaii,...

In which we give up on technology, grow massive beards, and chuck on a tall grey top hat as we discuss the Amish. We wonder weather or not tractors are future, define the slappable people in the world, and wonder why Jesus was so worried about hat colour. Duscher embraces Amish life, Jackson forgets when the wheel invented, and Zoe just dies in the Amish. So read the bible to rebel, drive your bug...

In which our heroes take out a loan, deposit some fat cash, and then rob the place anyway as we discuss banks. We struggle to pronounce words, get stuck on a bank-slide, and enter the wonderful world of 'gines. Duscher has a lot of rules about golf, Jackson gives his money to seagulls, and Zoe just looks forward to programming robot genitals in the future. So take out your wallets and place your c...

In which our heroes wade waist high into mud, fight a crocodile, and get covered in slime as we discuss bogs. We try to determine the right amount of tines for a fork, discuss Dad Baly's possible immortality, and explain the difference between Bog Monsters and Swamp Monsters. Jackson wonders if he could be pickled to death, Adam shares his controversial opinions on honey, and Cassie is a Bog Legen...

In which our heroes apply a fresh coat of paint, attach some bells and all call shotgun as we discuss sleighs. We struggle to remember the names of Santa’s reindeer, wonder if seagulls really do confuse stop signs and red lights and try to figure out just how long Rudolph had that red nose and didn’t use it. Zoe doles out some North Pole union justice, Jackson hosts the first ever podcast-based Re...

In which our heroes surprise everyone by actually doing beans in which we discuss beans. We try to remember the A-Team, fire beans from a gun, and discuss the duo of Baked Beans and Canned Spaghetti. Zoe get's her grapes hassled regarding Hannibal, Jackson tries to explain Jack and the Beanstalk, and Duscher just wants his food to fight back. So sit back in absolute shock as the Shut up a Second t...

In which our heroes pull on their hiking boots, adjust their caps, and head to the mountains as we discuss trails. We lose our arms and legs but not our sense of determination, try to locate mountains, and do our best to define a trail. Zoe climbs diarrhoea mountain, Jackson wants to make a suck board, and Duscher just wants to talk about scroggin. So find the perfect hike, strap on some Rollerbla...

In which our heroes shake their glorious manes, clop their spectacular hooves, and do that thing where their lips pull back and their scary teeth are revealed as we discuss horses. We talk the fluffiness of Clydesdale, the stupidity of turkeys, and mass sheep suicide. Adam demands the internet prove him wrong, Cass puts little horses on a shelf, and Jackson just feels like aliens would be incredib...

In which our heroes do up their ties, adjust their collars, and put in their cufflinks as we discuss suits. We explore our love for ladies in suits, acquire haunted hands, and fall in love with a Lothario on the beach. Jackson misses ruffles dearly, Zoe explains the concept of Frat Boy Formal, and Adam just tries to explain his love of a simple tuxedo. So get done up to the nines, choose how breas...

In which our heroes melt some metal, pour it into a mould, and then sharpen the heck out of it as we discuss knives. We try to convert knives into currency, try to figure out what's so sticky on Zoe’s chair (it was cordial), and discuss dick chopping. Zoe reveals she's way into making models, Adam reveals that he has a stamp collection because of course he does, and Jackson just needs the rest of...

In which our heroes clear their throats, open their mouths, and sing with the voice of a million angles as we discuss musicals. We basically write and perform the songs of Titanic the Musical, give praise to Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, and try to figure out why everyone found the Lorax so sexy. Jackson covers himself in falcons, Zoe is a bad king, and Duscher just makes a three day trip on...

In which our heroes get slighted, spend days plotting, and wreck a terrible revenge as we discuss, well, revenge. We unearth kookaburras from the ground, get mad at rude dogs, and take the fight to the moths. Jackson enters a duel against the duke, Zoe just woke up from a nap, and Adam just has possibly the worst time. So stew over a small inconvenience, spend hours planning and scheming, and exac...

In which our heroes look to the skies, are amazed by wildlife and decide to revisit an old favourite while talking Birds III: Fancy Birds. Join the gang as they dive deep to play the classic "fancy or fuck off" game, explore a world where virgin blood grants you eternal youth and level themselves up by eating entire species. Jackson isn't afraid to suck on a hand teat,  Zoe has a good time imagini...

In which our heroes pull up a stool, pour themselves a pint and chug while talking alcohol. The gang quickly discover the futility of trying to tell a good drinking story, attempt to make fancy drinks out of gross things and educate our overseas audience on the very specific references to Melbourne. Jackson explains the history of a dead moth we found in his room, Zoe calls out the boys for thinki...

In which our heroes tear open boxes, watch as the pieces fly all over the floor and never manage to find all the bits while discussing Lego. It's a fun filled time as the gang explore the reality of Action Man vs Max Steel, revisit the moment that toys stopped being enjoyable and the fragrance of ants. Jackson surprises everyone and himself with his deep Lego knowledge, Tessa is spooked by doll fe...

In which our heroes throw on jackets, pull their hoods tight and step out into a wintery abyss while talking snow. Join the team as they explore the grim reality of penguin slaves, name drop local snow places for Melbourne and keep referencing Sanspants members who aren't in this episode. Adam has an internal battle of grammar vs survival, Zoe wins the hypothetical question straight off the bat an...

In which our heroes browse the aisles, examine fruit and visit the fresh produce as we discuss supermarkets. Join the boys as they examine the benefit of supermarkets for animals, Recover the long forgotten Super Kmart and try to figure out if a man can eat a couch pillow. Jackson doesn't understand the perishable nature of canned foods, Aaron is confident in his survival skills and Duscher just w...