Sh*t Show with June and Harvy

Because all of you seemed to like this first one so much. Man-sized bugs attack a biology teacher. The biology teacher takes sad polaroids because men make her cry and she likes to document her pain. The bug man is in love with her and wants to kill all the men in her life in order to mate. We still don't get a  bug impregnation and that's pretty freaking disappointing. June and Harvy talk shit th...

Crazy holiday killers love their milk and really hate it when anybody has sex. 2020 has been a dumpster fire, so we plan on slashing our way through the rest of the year. June and Harvy talk shit through Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984).

Unsurprisingly, this Thanksgiving slasher doesn't make any sense but anything is better than Thankskilling. Everybody in this movie is a little crazy with the possible exception of Karen. Awful senseless soundtrack. Decent, senseless slayings and a tall glass of milk at dinner. And who knows what the hell the mom is ever doing? June and Harvy talk shit through Blood Rage (1987).

Christmas comes early this year! Armadillos, Lego, and Chuck Norris...but nothing actually related to the plot of this movie. What else is new? June and Harvy talk shit through Invasion USA (1985).  

Does anybody know what this movie is about? We never figured it out. But Happy Halloween anyway! June and Harvy talk shit through Halloween 6 (1995).

So many technical difficulties just to watch a truly terrible movie with no subtitles. And since we had no idea what they were saying, we had no choice but to make up our own dialogue. Don't bother with this one, watch (and listen to us discuss) the original. June and Harvy talk shit through Night of the Demons (2009).

Listen to us eat Skittles for 15 minutes then spend the rest of the movie trying to understand why this movie is rated R. Boobies, a reasonable amount of violence, and one F-bomb. This one didn't even suck that bad, think of it like a more violent Short Circuit. June and Harvy talk shit through Evolver (1995).

This is actually quite the hidden gem and we rather enjoyed it...you wouldn't know it because we spend most of the movie replacing words that start with the letter "g" with the word "Coronavirus" and playing sound effects game. June and Harvy babble nonsense through Intruder (1989). New episodes whenever we get around to posting them. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.

Synopsis: A Dodo Bird with a dense head has a pigskin treasure map, leg pants, and a monkey. Everything explodes (because Renny) and the good guys win. June and Harvy talk shit through Cutthroat Island (1995).

Happy Shark Week!. For this week's episode, we watch a group of thespians get together to make one of the worst shark movies ever (and we've watched Sharknado and Santa Jaws). Let's see...water skiing pyramids, Dennis Quaid waters a dog, there's an obstruction, and a shark that doesn't actually need to move his (her?) body in order to swim at the speed of light. June and Harvy talk shit through Ja...

We knew what we were getting into and yet we're always a little surprised at how bad a movie can be. Also, massive technology issues. June and Harvy talk shit through Catwoman (2004).

Shaq is seven feet tall, which explains every discrepancy, question, or concern about this or any movie ever. Period. June and Harvy talk shit through Steel (1997). New episodes every other week. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.

A shoe brush purse monster is unleashed on a museum and a fancy gala...but he looks less like a shoe brush and more like Rocksteady. This is a week and a day late but it made it! June and Harvy talk shit through Relic (1997). New episodes every other Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy. 

This movie is awesome, brave, clever, dangerous, exciting, fun, great, hilarious, intelligent...you know what...it's not, it's none of those things. But June and Harvy prove that they know words and the alphabet. Join us for this shit show which might be the shittiest show of them all. June and Harvy talk shit through Howard the Duck (1986). New episodes every other Sunday. Follow us on Instagram...

We're baa-aack! June and Harvy took a social distancing break but came back atcha to watch Cabin Fever. This week we fall down a rabbit hole: it started with wondering how many Bert's there are in America and ended with Jesus in a ball pit. Also, Karen comes in and Karen's all over this movie. June and Harvy talk shit through Cabin Fever (2002). New episodes every other Sunday. Follow us on Instag...

A teenage boy and his family move to a strange little island village where people punch each other a lot. He befriends John Conner and a pretty girl who may or may not be awake at any given moment. There is a doctor doing mind control on all the teenagers which makes them hang out at Yogurt Shoppes and punch people. And the "good guys" punch some poor woman in an asylum. But it has a happy ending...

Uh...a man child has his bike stolen and encounters a lot of really uncomfortable situations which cause you to question why this man is famous, why he was allowed to behave this way, and why the hell are you watching it? Also, Tim Burton directed it so...we question everything we know about life. June and Harvy talk shit through "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure" (1985). New episodes every other Sunday. F...

Disney princesses, safe-words in case our identities are ever stolen and or we are mistakenly presumed dead, and ventriloquism, lots, and lots of ventriloquism. Need a quick laugh? Skip to 58 minutes and listen for Harvy in a dumpster performing ventriloquism for an audience of banana buddy, condom buddy and used condom buddy in a tuxedo. June and Harvy talk shit through Darkman (1990). New episod...

Coming at you during the collapse of society and lucky you that means more episodes will be headed your way, what with the lack of places to go and people to see. So, hunker down with June and Harvy while we discuss fascinating topics such as: what is the difference between a bay and a gulf and a sea? And what is the definition of "cy" "borg" and "clops"? June and Harvy talk shit through Virus (19...

There is a time and a place to whittle and where he is whittling is inappropriate! Whittling is an activity best done alone...this is not a euphemism for masturbation. So, you could either whittle alone during this time of forced social distancing or you could whittle while you listen to your two pals June and Harvy talk shit through Scream 2 (1997). If you're looking for a quick laugh and don't f...

The Shit Show is a podcast in which we watch a movie with our eyeballs and describe it to you for your ears. Here we have created an alternate movie based on our observations and what we believe the movie “should have been about, it’s not good nor does it make any sense so...enjoy…or don’t it’s your life. Welcome to June and Harvy’s ten-minute movie fix: “Deep Blue Sea: Fatal Attraction” Sound cre...

A child-sized drunk who can't get a job, and his wife, watch a terrifying videotape which will kill them in seven days if they can't figure out the mystery of the chick in the well. While this is taking place June and Harvy discover the three rules of American flags: 1. You can't have two flags in the same room at the same time (it confuses your political affiliation). 2. Don't let your flag touch...

Uh...Skeletor wants the cosmic key so he can keep the woman in white trapped but the key is on Earth and Courtney Cox's boyfriend can use the key because he puts the stuff he finds on the ground in his mouth...?  June and Harvy talk shit through Masters of the Universe (1987) New episodes posted every other Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.

In this horrifying rip-off of good 80's movies, a family of sex doll aliens accidentally come to Earth have an absolutely traumatizing experience but decide to become American citizens anyway...because they were immediately indoctrinated by capitalism, Mc Donalds, and life-saving (no seriously) Coca-Cola. We reveal that Paul Rudd is our brother...okay, we're kidding Pudd Rudd is our brother...you...

Delorean blah blah blah, dead Doc, cowboys, trains, pie tins, blah, blah, creepy crotch pointing children, blah. But most importantly what's in Clara's case? We vote for old-timey vibrator powered by...electricity...steam...gasoline? Also, we try not to disagree with each other which sends us into an existential tailspin. And before you say it, we know it's the flux capacitor alright?! June and Ha...