Sh*t Show with June and Harvy

Never fear listener, we've gotten back in the podcast game and boy do we have a doozy for you! Some things we discuss unrelated to the movie: dead mouse tea, Quinn, our lack of dignity, blowing up the moon, who and what has a soul, Jesus 's hatred of skulls, Ted Bundy, Paul Harvey, and Graboid vulvae. Oh yeah, this is a movie about a couple of a-holes who drive around blowing up vibrating wormy pe...

This one has it all. Incest. Eyeball gouging (and eating). Back skin cookies. Jaundice. Shoddy construction. Mommy issues. Sharp Christmas trees. Paul Harvey. Cotton ball snow. And now you know the rest of the story. June and Harvy talk shit through Black Christmas (2006).

In this Christmas classic a bat, a cat, and a penguin have disagreements. Penguin is born a monster so his Dad (Pee-Wee Herman) throws him off a bridge. He floats into the sewer and is raised by penguins. The people of Gotham "flush flesh flish" to keep the penguins alive. Penguin emerges with some sort of plan to do something. And if you fall from a high place and get licked by cats you get to be...

Poor decisions, poor survival skills, and poor use of cold-weather gear. Three dum-dums take a bad situation and make it much worse. And also, don't go snowboarding with June, she'll definitely abandon you for her own gains. June and Harvy talk shit through Frozen (2010). Not that one! Haha, December Fools! New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.

Happy Turkey Day! We watched Addams Family Values so naturally long discussions about headgear and the physics of gravity occur. We didn't hate it, we thought it was just fine which is as good as you're gonna get from us. Oh, and also, it was not a bloody tampon thank heavens. June and Harvy talk shit through Addams Family Values (1993). New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram a...

Kevin Bacon goes invisible for science and spends the whole time molesting, raping, and killing spirit speakers, dogs, and former lovers. Technical difficulties, the dog does die, and penises so drinking abounds. Quote of the show: "You wouldn't want to let an invisible virgin loose on the streets." June and Harvy talk shit through Hollow Man (2000).  New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us...

To be fair we watched this movie several weeks ago. We didn't know what it was about when we watched it and we still have no idea. But we started with technical difficulties so drink. June and Harvy talk shit through Alien vs. Predator (2004). New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.

Markie Mark makes a movie. He is a science teacher. He is married to Zooey Deschanel. They are unhappy. Mother Nature is really unhappy. People die. Markie and Zooey live. They get pregnant. Everybody is happy. Except for France and the guy who should've brought his bicycle home. And of course, except for June and Harvy and pretty much anybody else who saw this movie. June and Harvy talk shit thro...

Four more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. Four more days to Halloween, we hate this movie. It's like Goosebumps, the Haunted Mask, but way less scary...and with Stonehenge..and robots for some reason. And since this is the worst thing ever made, come drink with us instead of watching, we have updates to the June and Harvy drinking game. June and Harvy talk shit through Halloween III: Seas...

BLB-BLB-BLB. Hi, and Happy Halloween! This movie should be called Red Herring...or Full Circle (like the moon and Christina Ricci's forehead)...or the only jump scares in this movie are Joshua Jackson surprising everyone. If Harvy is sick June won't touch him. Lance Bass is here to say, "This is my beard. I like to call her Sally. I know Justin Timberlake." And Harvy has a unique approach to conqu...

This movie is boring and makes absolutely no sense (in the timeline it is sandwiched between the first and second movies and there's a Jeepers killing squad...?) so the discussion centers on chewing tobacco and the Purge. June and Harvy talk shit through Jeepers Creepers 3 (2017). New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.

Happy Halloween month. To kick things off we watch Night of the Demons, an underappreciated and quite enjoyable horror flick. Cool cinematography, creepy effects, and sick burns abound, you festering fuck wads. June and Harvy discover the answer to the question they never wanted to have to ask: what is she going to do with that lipstick?! June and Harvy talk shit through Night of the Demons (1988)...

For some reason, somebody thought that Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman should pair up and make a movie, whose title would be better suited for a porno. Drink every time a window is smashed, whenever Rodman dyes his hair, and whenever incognito Van Damme appears in a black baseball cap. June and Harvy talk shit through Double Team (1999). New episodes uploaded every (mostly) Sunday. Follow...

Happy Friday the 13th (a couple days ago). For some reason the bulk of the movie discussion revolves around an alternate idea: Jason vs. Jesus. Who would win? What super powers would Jesus have? And this was an accidental full circle as the lore of Friday the 13th's unluckiness relates to Jesus. Just saying. Part 2 is actually quite enjoyable, bringing us perhaps the smartest and least ridiculous...

Go, go, gadget terrible movie. Weak story with none of the charm of the old cartoon. Dr. Claw is a putz and we know we could do better. It's a campy Robocop and time should be taken to create a gritty Inspector Gadget, so we spend much of the movie discussing that. Also, Harvy doesn't believe it's possible to bend over in a non-sexual way. June and Harvy talk shit through Inspector Gadget (1999)....

June and Harvy do accents from all over the world while we follow the hiJINX (get it?) of everybody's favorite sex addict Mr. James Bond (by our count he's boned 58 women). June and Harvy talk shit through Die Another Day (2002). New episodes uploaded every Sunday (or Monday). Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.

Some assholes go fight big bugs so instead of talking about that June and Harvy discuss American Gladiators, how we would recreate the special effects in the movie, and...how much we hate this movie and every character in it. June and Harvy talk shit through Starship Troopers (1997). Come watch with us. New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.

Happy belated Shark Week! Dolph Lundgren crashes his van into Lake Tahoe (not Tahoe) and a shark is released. Five years later the shark is on a killing spree and the Mafia needs Dolph to go get their shark back, otherwise they're going to hurt his daughter. June and Harvy (come watch with us) talk shit through Shark Lake (2015). New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follows us on Instagram at June_...

Jesus, Jesus part 2, Polo Shirt, LL Cool Jay, Shoulders, a monkey, and others travel to Borneo on a quest to find the exploded vagina which grants eternal life. Should be simple right? Not so fast adventurers, there is poor nighttime navigation, a waterfall, Renny, a psychopath, and of course, large snakes, slithering in their way. June and Harvy talk shit through Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood...

The Crites are back (I suppose they never really left) but this time they are disguised as Easter eggs for some reason? Lot's of nonsense, kids on tricycles, huge fucking Critter balls (trademark), and a Playboy model bounty hunter. June and Harvy talk shit through Critters 2 (1988). New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.

America, fuck yeah! To celebrate we watch a movie in which drunken aliens return to Earth to retrieve their porn from the core and a scientist scares the shit out of people by surprising them with a picture of a circle with a line through it. June and Harvy would like to request that we BLOW UP THE MOON (in just the right way), we don't see any downside. June and Harvy: we Google everything so you...

Welcome to sequel month! We begin with one which will give you nightmares as you set off on your summer road trips. We talk spontaneous human combustion and decapitation...because what else is there to discuss when everybody onscreen dies horrifically? June and Harvy talk shit through Final Destination 2 (2003). New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.

Happy summer everybody! We know what you did this time last year so be more cautious this summer and try not to commit manslaughter because if you do we'll know. Also...hi June here...I'm old and I didn't know there was a song by this name...and it's a love song...I think based on the fifteen seconds I could stand to listen to...would have been cooler if it was about murder...just saying. June and...

If we had only known that this movie was a failed prequel to what had been intended to be the failed sequel Ghosts of Mars perhaps we would have spent our time more wisely. Snake plays basketball, surfs, para-glides and is terrible in any number of other ways while attempting to save the world only to completely destroy it by the end? Whatever. June and Harvy talk shit through Escape from L.A. (19...

Uh...a disease carried by cockroaches killed a bunch of kids, so...to kill the cockroaches some lady made a super bug...which then grew up to be Jeepers Creepers? Renny makes a guest appearance to blow some shit up but otherwise this movie is boring as shit. June and Harvy talk shit through Mimic (1997). New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.