Sh*t Show with June and Harvy

Welcome to spooky October. We've been dropping the ball a lot lately so this one isn't technically spooky but oh well. We watched this ages ago. Caution-- mass confusion ahead. We thought we were going to watch Scream 2...we already watched Scream 2 (see Episode 81). As for the movie we did watch? Lame. But we're fun so listen anyway. June and Harvy talk shit through TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze (19...

Patrick Swayze and Holly Berry team up with Sam Wise Gamgee to stop the moon from falling out of orbit, AI gone homicidal, or moon aliens from sucking our faces. Or something. This may or may not be an extended Porche commercial. Terrible CGI, convoluted plot, and conspiracy therapists. Oh, and space travel is only possible with the help of a naked giant. June and Harvy talk shit through Moonfall...

The Rock takes an explosion to the face and has his leg amputated. He marries the sturgeon surgeon who saved his pretty face. Fast forward to their future which includes a child with asthma. Now the Rock must save his family from a ridiculous skyscraper in the most ridiculous of ways. June and Harvy talk shit through Skyscraper (2018). 

Potato (Channing Tatum) wants to be a Secret Service agent. Sad potato doesn't get the job but takes happy Tater Tot on a tour of the White House. Other stuff happens in the movie while we discuss Christian POGS and pitch our very good idea for a Rom-Com with a twist starring Hillary "Puppies" Swank and friend of the show, Nicholas Cage. June and Harvy talk shit through White House Down (2013). Fo...

The Shit Show with June and Harvy is a podcast in which we watch a movie and talk through it. If you've never seen the movie you'll probably be lost. This is especially true this week, we fast-forwarded through all the parts which might have explained what was going on.  In this film, Will Smith, your friend, and mine but not Chris Rock's hangs out with a lady (Shrek) while trying to avoid being a...

Happy St. Patty's Day! The creators of this movie made some...interesting choices about how to portray the Leprechaun and ruined it in the process. We rehash the conversations we already had during the far superior first Leprechaun movie. Come watch with us. June and Harvy talk shit through Leprechaun Origins (2014). Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.

Happy Valentines Day! If you're feeling lonely listen to us watch Valentine and be thankful you're alone instead of being stalked by a slasher. Join Katherine Heigl, toilet water head, and maggot mouth as they try to survive being mean girls who make very questionable hygienic decisions. June and Harvy talk shit through (and play FMK...roommate) Valentine (2001).

In honor of the late great Betty White, we're re-releasing a fan favorite. Not only will you have the honor of being reintroduced to Pap Schmear Cola but you will also be reminded of what a cool old broad Betty was. June and Harvy talk shit through Lake Placid (1999).

Happy New Year! A very large cruise ship plots to and succeeds in murdering America's sweetheart Fergie. Multiple plot lines designed to get us to care flail around and reach no conclusion. But can we hope that this is an analogy for us all escaping the sinking ship of 2021 and being rescued by the helicopter of 2022? Probably not. June and Harvy talk shit through Poseiden (2006)

Here's a taste of what you're in store for based on June's Google searches during the movie: meteorologist, who studies meteors, flocking, flock of sheep, bloody in England, and delayed drowning. Hope you have a very Merry Christmas filled with handsome men and baby Jesus's coming to earth in a heaven/hell meteor. June and Harvy talk shit through "Christmas Icetastrophe" (2014). Follow us on Insta...

One moment of mistaken sperm took this movie to a whole different place. The Rock flies the world's most fuel-efficient, convenient, and sturdy helicopter all across California to save his family from earthquakes and tsunamis. But he cannot save his other daughter. She's already dead, drowned in a vat of sperm as far as we can tell. June and Harvy talk shit through San Andreas (2015). Follow us on...

Yeah, we're late...we did it for you so you could go on enjoying Halloween while Christmas rapidly encroaches. Josh Hartnet has really bad hair. That's about tall there is to take from this one- low body count, unimpressive scares, and a waste of what could have been a decent redo 20 years later. June and Harvy talk shit through Haloween: H2O (1998). Follow us on IG @June_Harvy. New episodes occas...

A man named Xavier Xavierson pees on Samual L. Jackson's cheese and we got an action flick. June and Harvy talk shit through xXx (2002). New episodes released when we feel like it. Follow us on Instagram @ june_harvy.

Jenna Fischer is in this movie. Jenna Fischer taught June how to floss. Neither of those facts is relevant to what we watched. June and Harvy talk shit through Slither (2006).

We put on a dinosaur movie and Googled: 1) Did Jesus save everybody from hell? 2) Reptar on Ice 3) Revelations 10:12  4) Fossil fuels definition 5) crows bringing gifts 6) crows talking. So, if dinosaurs aren't your jam but Jesus and crows are, this is the podcast for you. June and Harvy talk shit through Jurassic Park 3 (2001).

Have you ever heard of this one? If you have, gold star for you. Pretty forgettable horror pic with an identity crisis. But you don't listen to us for the movie! You listen to hear our hilarious jokes and commentary. June and Harvy talk shit through The Zero Boys (1986).

This is a hidden gem. You've never heard of it because nobody knows what the name of this movie is. The Lift. Down. The Shaft. Nothing that happens makes any sense but there is plenty of death to make up for it. Except for the dog. The dog does not die! We refuse to accept any other outcome. June and Harvy talk shit through Down a.k.a. The Lift, The Shaft (2001)

Renny is back! And there were not nearly enough explosions. Oh well, Rambo hangs around, marries a horse (or two), and destroys a lot of money. We're pretty sure that's what this movie is about anyway. June and Harvy talk shit through Cliffhanger (1993).

A guy loses his vision in Vietnam, is trained to sword fight, gets involved with some shady dealings/kidnapping/murder, travels to Reno, drives, plays roulette, starts a riot, and saves the day by chopping a man in half and throwing him off of Mount Everest. June and Harvy talk shit through Blind Fury (1989).

Knock, knock? Who's there? You're an idiot! In a tale as old as time, humorless Hillary Swank must save the planet by restarting the Earth's core. Will she survive? Will she ever tell a joke? June and Harvy tell a lot of jokes through The Core (2003).

The Shit Show is a podcast in which we watch a movie with our eyeballs and describe it to you for your ear holes. In the 15 Minute Movie fix, we write and produce an alternate movie based on our observations, jokes we made while watching, and a sprinkle of what we wish the movie had been. This time we take on Ghosts of Mars so buckle in if you like acid, trains, bad voice acting, and a montage of...

Welcome back to the second edition of Movie Rewind where we take our best moments from a previously released episode and give it to you bite sized. We landed a thing on Mars again! Will the Perseverance encounter any Martian Ghosts? Probably not and we wish we hadn't either. Best as we can tell some lady popped a bunch of acid and witnessed an epic rave fueled by Martian bath salts. Ice Cube is in...

The Shit Show is a podcast in which we watch a movie with our eyeballs and describe it to you for your ears. Here we have created an alternate movie based on our observations and what we believe the movie “should have been about, it’s not good nor does it make any sense so...enjoy…or don’t it’s your life. Welcome to June and Harvy’s ten-minute movie fix: “Deep Blue Sea: Fatal Attraction” Sound cre...

Welcome to the first Movie Rewind where we take our best moments from a previously released episode and give it to you bite-sized. In this shit storm, our favorite director Renny Harlin takes his explosive personality under the sea. Will Swarmy the Smuggler and friends be murdered by the super-smart shark? Or will female scientist save the day? Listen to find out. June and Harvy talked shit throug...

This movie was a kick-ass, action slash horror slash comedy slash campy fantasy movie. Fanny tries to steal jewels, ends up locked away putting her butt on the tomatoes. Terrorists arrive, lots of brutal death, excellent horror of melted bodies, a half-digested man, not great monster reveal, and massive explosions. Where has this movie been all our lives? And what the hell was that ending? June an...