Short King Podcast

The Short Kings get together once more to discuss a bunch of absolute nonsense, enjoy!

Today's episode is a complete shit show. The fellas have a few adult beverages, call each other some horrific names, but tell some banger stories.

Today's episode gets all up in there, from OG adult toys to giraffe necks.

Today's special guest is Farmer Matt, enjoy the episode!

Today the Short Kings talk about how ahead of its time MySpace was. We also recall prank calling people with eBaum's World sound boards. If you don't listen to the full episode, may you have an itchy butthole for a week.

Today's episode touches base with all kinds of hot topics, including how likely we are to join a cult.

Today we discuss how much it would cost to be talked into working for the cartel. We also touch base on pigeon racing.

Take a ride through some grimy, nasty strip club stories with the short kings. From handy's to subway, we hit all the right spots in this one.

Today, we are joined by our rather tall king friend, Derek Smith. From religion to men wiping when they pee, we hit all the right spots with this one. Also, Raif debuts his new "trivia question of the episode" segment.

Join the Short Kings (and an average height king) on a sloppy, disgusting journey through the latest release of the Epstein files. We appreciate everyone that has stuck around, more episodes coming soon sloots!

We are back! Join us in knocking the cobwebs off and getting back to action, we hope everyone enjoys the episode.

The short kings are finally back in action, Tyler joins the pod yet again to be scolded by Ryan. Tyler talks more nonsense, and the fellas talk about how long they would last in prison before they would lay with a man. Enjoy the episode.

On today's episode, the legend himself Nicholas Raifsnider joins the short kings for the first time, to talk about all of the ignorant stuff they have done throughout the years of knowing each other.

Today Tyler and Covella join the short kings, Tyler voices his opinions on apple watches and Ryan verbally assaults him. Tyler tells us some more of his ridiculous stories.

On today's episode, Farmer Matt really takes the reins and leads Ryan & Alex onto a rollercoaster of emotion. The Short Kings (and Matt) indulge in a few too many drinkies and try something new, a long pod! Enjoy the episode and let us know if you like the long form or prefer the hour episodes!

In today's episode, Covella, Ryan and Alex talk about booty holes and spitting in them. We also talk about five guys burgers.

Today's episode is about all of the recent big changes in Ryan's life. It's also about how one small man is so addicted to sports gambling that he sells feet pics.

Three-time state champion pole vaulter and absolute backbone of this nation, Farmer Matt joins the podcast for the first time. Back from Vegas, the dudes are ready to get back into the swing of things baby!

On today's episode, Bubba, Reagan, Alex & Ryan talk about cialis and erections. Ryan talks about the annoying scooter bandits at walmart. The absolute hardest we have laughed to date, enjoy the episode!

On today's episode, Reagan asks the shawties Would You Rather questions. Listen to Reagan enjoy reading the questions more than listening to the answers. Ryan questions whether or not he could fight an orangutan that is unnecessarily armed with a sword.

Today Reagan, Ryan and Alex play answer the internet, a game where you answer ridiculous questions that have been asked on the interwebs.

Today the homies talk about growing up in open chat lobbies. The gang talks about going ghost hunting soon. Don't worry everyone, we do touch base on the Lizzo situation.

We're back in action after a little break and Ryan is all sorts of backed up. Reagan makes her long awaited return, the shawtys talk about punting an attacking dog, and whether or not Ryan should get snipped!

The boys talk about dumb things that they've stolen for fun, and how Ryan channels his inner Sacagawea when he is drunkenly roaming the Earth.

This episode the Short Kings talk about some childhood trauma as well as the impossible battle that is bubble guts.