Short King Podcast

Today's episode is fueled by the freedom coursing through the Short Kings' veins. Is Mr. Biden qualified to be a Walmart greeter? Find out on this episode boi.

On today's episode the Short Kings talk about how Miley Cyrus is far superior to Taylor Swift, and quickly pivot to what movies make them cry like little sissy princesses. Covella likes men.

On today's episode Ryan and bubba stay muted for the first 5 minutes of the podcast to spice things up a bit. Bubba shows off his official shoe of the Taliban, and Ryan talks about how tragic it use to be to accidentally fart in a public bathroom as a child. Enjoy the episode baby boys & girls.

On today's episode the short kings talk about everything and anything, from potentially having herpes, to our celebrity crushes. The wheels came off a little bit this week, enjoy the episode stanky peeps!

On today's episode Ryan's brother Bubba joins the short kings and reflects on hiking the AT from Georgia to Maine. The short fellows once again enjoyed a few adult bevies and get a little loosey goosey, enjoy the episode!

On this week's episode the short kings talk about awkward moments while blowing backs out, and kissing the homies.

On today's episode, the young lads talk about what pet peeves they have that make them want to smack dudes. They get some laughs at Covella's expense (shocker), enjoy the episode our fellow degenerates.

On today's episode the boys talk about the United States, and its well-endowed military presence. Listen as they stumble their way through a semi political podcast, enjoy the episode and stay fruity baby.

On today's episode, the boys talk about Covella's undying love of Bud Light and men, and how the Ukraine started COVID to slow the production of PS5's. Alex and Ryan explain how Resident Evil traumatized them and little white boys.

This week Ryan tells the boys he's thinking about putting a sex dungeon in his house. Alex and Ryan make fun of Covella for being underdeveloped and having a bowl cut in school, and many other things. Ryan explains why Tyler owes him $50.

Today the boys talk about life goals, and make fun of Tyler's weak sleep schedule. What it's like working in trades, how much of a scam college is for young kids, and more dumb stories from our youth

Reagan, Ryan, and Alex discuss how much it would cost to get their nipples pierced. How much torture could you handle before you spilled the beans....or semen?

On today's "Reaganless" podcast, Alex and Ryan talk about seeing the Fast X trailer during the super bowl and how influential the Fast & Furious movies were. Why 2016 was the best year of both of our lives, RIP Harambe!!

The boys run wild tonight, Ryan, Tyler, and Alex dive into what it's like going to prison at 19. Tyler finishes his story, the good the bad and the ugly. 

Join us today as Alex and Ryan talk about how they're incapable of making new friends in adulthood, the cars they would get with a financial miracle, and ghosts and aliens that are watching us steadily destroy the planet.

(Part 1) On todays episode, we featured Tyler, and we started from the origin, how he met Alex and started his story of chaos. Together we went down memory lane, all the way up to the night that changed his life forever. 

On todays episode, Alex and Ryan talk about how Mozart was one of the boys, debauchery in middle school science class, and how some prominent animals and points of history were not too long ago. 

Today Ryan and Alex talked about the struggles that can be the sphincter, the good ol' days, to the rollercoaster that is being a parent. Join us on a wild ride that is a little slippery and full of laughs.

Alex and Ryan enjoy too many adult beverages as Reagan tries to babysit. The Short Kings get real on this one and talk about a variety of things, from getting your male member stomped on, to struggling in our young adult lives in college. This ones a good one, buckle up and enjoy the ride. 

Alex, Ryan, and Reagan go on a rough start to the Short King Podcast, talking about anything and anyone. Following episodes will include an introductory episode, along with varying topics afterwards. Join us on a shorter than average cast with taller than life conversations.