Shitty Cinema

Howard The Duck - Look Who's Talking 20.10.2019 36:31 ↓

As the third talking animal movie in a row we've watched, we've learned one thing... People really want to have sex with anthropomorphic animals

Hot To Trot - Look Who's Talking 13.10.2019 35:58 ↓

We aren't saying John Candy is into horses, but....

Look Who's Talking Now - Look Who's Talking 06.10.2019 39:01 ↓

As someone pointed out "For a movie about taking animals, there aren't many taking animals in this".

Masters Of The Universe - Ruined Childhoods 29.09.2019 34:21 ↓

A movie made to sell toys.... that couldn't afford a set! Join the discussion about how many buttons on a jacket is too many

Batman Forever - Ruined Childhoods 22.09.2019 44:27 ↓

"IN THIS HOUSE, DOC HOLIDAY IS THE BEST BATMAN YOUNG LADY!"

Robot Jox - Ruined Childhoods 15.09.2019 35:44 ↓

This week we watch watch Texas v. Russia Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots style, learn Dave doesn't know what q-tips are for, and that Van Damme said no to this film!

The Pest - Ruined Childhoods 08.09.2019 34:49 ↓

The gang dissects how to politely ignore mossy teeth, the joys of the Scottish mob, and how this movie may have ruined Jay's sex life.

Ghost Dad - Ruined Childhoods 01.09.2019 34:52 ↓

What is better than an absentee father? A dead one according to Sidney Poitier! Grimace through bad Cosby rubber-facing and incredible ghost effects!

Pitch Perfect 3 - Shitty Requests 25.08.2019 32:02 ↓

You've never wanted to see bees wipe out a room full of millennials more...

Ned Kelly - Shitty Requests 18.08.2019 40:01 ↓

You will never want to speak your troubles again, only sing them a la Wayland Jennings! And don't forget to blame it on the Kelly's!

Down Periscope - Gone Fishin' 11.08.2019 36:01 ↓

Kelsey Grammar reminds us of how flexible military chain of command is, and Casey KNOWS Rob Schnieder is sold into sex slavery... or a lobster boat.

Piranha 3D - Gone Fishin' 04.08.2019 35:19 ↓

A coked out Jerry O'Connell? Check. Porn stars? Check. A Jaws cameo? Check. Get out your floaties kids, cause we're going to the deep end!

Fool's Gold - Gone Fishin' 29.07.2019 39:03 ↓

Rooting for the main characters to die in the first five minutes is not a good sign... but you'd be a fool to miss this episode

Anaconda - Gone Fishin' 21.07.2019 37:35 ↓

Our Anaconda DOES want some... more of JLO and John Voight impersonating Tommy Wiseau in this balmy masterpiece!

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Quaidludes 14.07.2019 40:46 ↓

What if your mom replaced one of your GI Joe's with a cup of warm jello? Yeah... it's kinda like that

Dragonheart - Quaidludes 07.07.2019 37:59 ↓

This week we learned all dragons have the Sean Connery speech impediment, and that Dennis Quaid did the Christian Bale Batman voice long before Christian Bale did. Suck it Bale.

Freaked - Quaidludes 30.06.2019 30:26 ↓

Visual herpes invades Shitty Cinema, and Randy Quaid is the only salve that can soothe us. Also, a secret Keaunu Reeves pops in!

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle - Quaidludes 23.06.2019 31:36 ↓

Rocky and Bullwinkle, Keenan and Kel, and everything else you've never asked for. Deliver us to Quaid!

Black Lightning - Where in the World is Shitty Cinema? 16.06.2019 37:51 ↓

In communist Russia, car flies you!

Animal World - Where in the World is Shitty Cinema? 09.06.2019 38:40 ↓

A high stakes rock paper scissors tournament ran by Michael Douglas gets invaded by a schizo with a Ronald McDonald samurai persona. The gang also learns the dark secret of Chinese Chucky Cheese (come with children, leave sexy single free)

Turkish Star Wars (The Man Who Saved the World) - Where in the World is Shitty Cinema? 02.06.2019 34:23 ↓

Have you ever wondered what would happen if DJ Khaled remixed the original Star Wars with a bad 70's Turkish film? We found out with TURKISH STAR WARS this week!

Lastikman - Where in the World is Shitty Cinema? 26.05.2019 34:05 ↓

Casey discovers why research is important after making the gang watch a film entirely in Tagalog. Spoiler: knowing the dialogue would not have helped much.

The Killer Under the Bed - As Seen on T.V. 19.05.2019 34:01 ↓

Lifetime creates the new google, and find out about predators with painted on pants in your child's school.... tonight on Shitty Cinema!

Wrath of the Dragon Gods - As Seen on T.V. 12.05.2019 32:14 ↓

LARPing has never been so sexy! The gang also learns why it's important not to teleport into solid objects.

Chupacabra Vs. The Alamo - As Seen on T.V. 05.05.2019 33:08 ↓

That's no chihuahua, it's a chupacabra!