Shit They Don’t Tell You with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene

As you prepare to close out the Summer of 2024 this Labor Day weekend, there is no better way to do so than to pop in the earbuds and judge the ever-loving-hell out of some obnoxious parents, people putting plants and fairy lights in their fridge, and mothers depriving their daughters of awesome designer handbags out of pure spite. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on I...

It has been a beat since the 'ol Sh*t Mailbox was opened, but it's that time again. Between a James Bond debate (or lack thereof), a very interesting long-distance scenario that might just be the exception that proves the rule, and a soul-baring email about a legitimate fear of settling, this episode is heartfelt, humorous, and above all: honest. It's like a funny after-school special, but in podc...

If you're sitting there on a hot Summer day thinking to yourself, "I wish my wife/husband/significant other was better at this or did this more often or paid more attention to this aspect of our life," it might behoove you to take notes during this episode. Because as much as those tiny human flaws and eccentricities may annoy you on a daily basis, it could...and trust us on this one...always be m...

Hey. All you Judgy McJudgies out there. It's officially your time to shine. Come join us as we listen to stories about spiteful spouses, pungent armpits, and pragmatic prats that defecate on happy people's dreams. It's AITA time! Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/...

It is time. The time when we break open the Relationships subreddit and read about insane relationships that almost make us feel normal by comparison. Put on your headphones and prepare your ears for lying roommates, sexy condiments, and horniness-destroying-tummy-aches. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To...

From dry weddings to militant veganism to devastating family secrets, this brand-new AITA episode is all about the hubris of humankind and the inherent cruelty of serving tofu and sprouts to sober guests at a wedding. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYo...

We are now firmly in the doldrums of Summer. It's absolutely disgusting outside. There are bugs. Humidity. People with horrific body odor. Instead, why not stay inside, enjoy the air conditioning, and pour yourself a refreshing glass of lemonade before settling in for a collection of tales about problematic pets, surprise boobies, and entirely too much honesty from a father-in-law. It's time for a...

As Nikki and Steve take a quick summer break this week, in honor of the downright steamy weather outside, we're revisiting one of the hottest, sexiest AUA episodes of Sh*t ever. From women yearning for dirty talk to the lure of all-you-can-beat porn to an accidental fucboi, this Ask Us Anything episode explores the myriad intricacies of love, dating, and sex in the 21st century. It also includes S...

In a world that offers very little stability and even less comfort, one thing that we can all depend upon is that if you ask Nikki and Steve about a relationship that's on the rocks, they will almost assuredly recommend breaking up. It's almost like sunrises, sunsets, and the tides: it's one of the few remaining things that you can still count on these days. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydo...

It's that special moment of midsummer when the days are long, the shorts are short, and the judgement is red-hot. This week, get ready for an AITA episode filled with spicy takes, biting jokes, and sizzling adjudications. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYP...

If you could distill some of life's most important lessons into five distinct questions, would that help you lead a better life? This week, we go over 5 important life lessons, inspired from the TikTok account linked below, where a creator asks older people to share their opinions, stories, and overall life experiences. Will this episode help you be a better version of yourself and live life to th...

If ever there was an episode that delivered gallons upon gallons of relationship tea, this is it. Sit back and strap in for some truly insane tales from the Relationship bowels of Reddit, as well as a very touching moment concerning Nikki and Steve's illegitimate child. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To w...

The Crypto King and Ice Breaker are back for yet another marriage survey to celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary! While these two disgusting individuals are the embodiment of #RelationshipGoals, that doesn't make their undying love for each other any less vomit-inducing. So chew some Tums and prepare yourselves for almost a full hour of what a healthy marriage looks and sounds like. Blech. Gros...

Another epically judge-filled episode of AITA is being served to you on a silver platter this week, as Dr. Limo and Greene dissect the many intricacies of the human condition, from spiteful cooks to emotional toddlers to the dangers of face-farting in a long-term relationship. Get a note pad, because this here sh*t is effing solid advice, people. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Fo...

From the juicy, dark depths of Reddit comes yet another fire-filled analysis of some of the most insane posts you'll ever hear about. From dudes coming on waaaaay too strong to nightmarish house guests you can't seem to get rid of, this week's episode is here to help, entertain, and enrich your very soul. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Ste...

Look, people. Has it been a minute since we tore open the 'ol Sh*t Mailbag to answer some questions? Yes. Have we missed the ever-loving sh*t out of it? Hell yes. Are we finally here this week to give you what you so richly deserve? You better f**king believe it. We now present to you almost 60 minutes of pure AUA heaven. From adolescent creators to birthday-forgetters to an entire section about t...

While Iceman and Ice Breaker are in the midst of some travels, we're revisiting an absolutely legendary mid-pandemic Ask Us Anything episode filled with a plethora of questions about careers, coupling, and a scorching case of herpes. Also, there's a legitimately heartfelt moment amidst it all where Nikki properly thanks Steve for buying toilet paper in bulk and saving their household from hygienic...

If you're out there playing the field, browsing the dating apps, and attending Tuesday night Speed-Dating at the local VFW, this very special episode of Relationship Reddits is for you. Regardless of where you stand on the dating/marriage/significant-other spectrum, these absolutely insane stories from Redditors will make you feel oh-so-good about your current situation. Trust us. Follow the podca...

As aliens and UFOs are yet again back in the news, and Nikki & Steve are gallivanting around the globe (i.e. - Iowa), we're revisiting one of our favorite episodes all about exo-biospheric organisms. This week, Professor Greene leads the class through a recent bombshell post on Reddit that is simply too crazy not to share. Strap in, people. You're about to get probed. Follow the podcast on Insta:...

From the deep, dark, frankly insane depths of the Relationships subreddit comes the return of our epic Relationship Reddits series! This week, we cover three mind-bogglingly-crazy stories that will completely alter your view of humanity. Also, Steve makes a few jizz jokes. Enjoy. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneC...

This week's epic AITA episode covers family drama from every corner of the problematic familial tree. Whether it's sisters, stepmothers, distant relatives, or even close friends, the petty drama never ends. If you get along with your immediate family, consider yourself extraordinarily lucky. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @...

From grandparents who sh*t on their grandchildren's names to furniture that is ripping a family apart to parents that put the "P" in peckerheads, this episode of AITA proves that family can be a sparkling brook overflowing with love and support, or a fetid cesspool filled with a**holes. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @Steve...

Let's not kid ourselves. Kids don't know sh*t about money. So why not teach them about it from a young age? After coming across an interesting tweet from professional poker player Daniel Negreanu regarding teaching kids about money, Nikki decided to discuss several methods of accomplishing this, and decide which ones she and Steve think are the best. And the best part about this episode? If you're...

This week, we hit up our favorite part of Reddit all about relationships and the cornucopia of complexities that arise from said relationships. From bullsh*t weight-loss demands to inappropriate sister stuff to lazy-ass chore-avoiders, this episode is chock-full of the type of wisdom that can only come from the experiences of Iceman & Ice Breaker. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou F...

As you struggle to recover from losing an hour of sleep but gaining an hour of sunlight, you should celebrate the longer evenings by popping this amazing Am I The A**hole episode into your Sony Walkman and listening to it as you speed-walk through the park with your dog. Or you can listen to it in your car. Or on a plane. Or on your bed. Or even in a tree. We don't discriminate. Follow the podcast...