Shit They Don’t Tell You with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene

If you've ever had a positive, optimistic thought about getting something or accomplishing a goal, and days, weeks, or even months later that thing actually happens? Well, this episode is most assuredly for you. Nikki introduces you to the late, great Helene Hadsell, the undisputed contest queen of the 20th century. An early believer and teacher of what would eventually become known as "manifestin...

Reddit is full of so much juicy, mouth-watering relationship tea, we decided to devote an entire episode to it. From covert bedroom cinematography to annoying sex whining to number-shaming, this episode requires not one but two steaming cups of Earl Grey and a plate full of English biscuits. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @...

If you've ever been wronged by someone and subsequently laid awake at night staring at your bedroom ceiling, envisioning all the myriad ways you could exact revenge on that person, this episode is 100% for you. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube D...

While it's not necessarily breaking news that modern dating is extraordinarily fraught and complex, all hope is not lost. In this soul-baring episode of Sh*t, Nikki and Steve open up about how they managed to date and eventually find each other, thereby starting the vomit-inducing love story that is the Limo-Greene's. The takeaway from his episode is assuredly the belief that if they can do it, an...

Look. We like chocolates and flowers and hot lovin' as much as any other pair of humans. But you don't have to limit that sh*t to one day a year. Trust us when we say this: you can break free from the corporate yoke of tyranny and eat chocolate off your partner's privates on literally any day of the year. Just sayin'... Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @Nikki...

If you've listened to even one episode of STDTY, you will be extraordinarily familiar with the exceedingly healthy, yet slightly vomit-inducing relationship of the Limo-Greenes. This week, the supremely in-love couple go over a list of specific things a couples therapist observed in healthy relationships. The resulting conversation is eye-opening, educational, and will almost definitely provide so...

We may as well call this AITA episode the "Juicy Family Edition". It is filled to the brim with insane eccentricities and the resulting familial/significant-other drama from that craziness. Strap in for a wild ride, people. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDT...

A lot has happened in the past year in the worlds of Nikki & Steve. One thing, in particular? We just hit 300 f**king episodes! Wow. From a tiny little Los Angeles office in 2018 to our fancy Vegas home studio in 2024, the journey has been crazy, emotional, and absolutely amazing. So for our massively epic 300th episode, what better way to celebrate than with a discussion about our annual goals an...

With 2024 being only 11 days old, we wanted to revisit one of our favorite episodes of the pod. In this episode from the vault, Nikki & Steve cover a cornucopia of habits they've formed that have made life not just bearable, but pretty damned good. So grab a pencil and make a list. This is the perfect episode to hear so you can kick 2024's ass. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Foll...

HAPPY NEW YEAR, Sh*theads! As we begin another trip around the sun, is there a better way to ring in the new year than a brand-new "Am I The A**hole" episode? We think not. From all of us here at Sh*t Headquarters, we wish you and yours a prolifically prosperous 2024. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To wat...

As Iceman and Icebreaker take a much-needed holiday break, we are proud to present a revisiting of our favorite holiday episode ever. Enjoy! Sometimes the holidays are peaceful, serene, and joyous, and other times the holidays are filled with people spontaneously bursting into flames. This special holiday episode of Sh*t includes stories about the latter. From all of us here at the Sh*t They Don't...

2023 has been a lot of things: ups, downs, highs, lows, and everything in between. But this year, there has been one overarching theme that is the subject of today's episode. And while it may be cliche, in our case it's 100% true. That theme is gratitude. We're grateful for you guys. We're grateful for what we're able to do because of you guys. We're simply grateful. And with that, everyone here a...

As Nikki gallivants around Las Vegas at the World Poker Tour this week, we revisit one of our favorite episodes of Sh*t: a verbal history of Die Hard. What better way to ring in the holidays than watching a dude run barefoot through broken glass, jump off a skyscraper, and square off with a German financial terrorist. Enjoy. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @...

What better way to ring in the season than an entire holiday-themed Am I the A**hole! From shredded-cheese emergencies to juvenile delinquents to dudes who prioritize football over their spouse's needs, this episode is like audio eggnog for the soul. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on...

You know the ones we're talking about. Cheating husbands. Cheating wives. Cheating boyfriends. Cheating girlfriends. Hell, we even chat about cheating cancer patients. If someone has cheated in some form or fashion, it's highly likely we discuss them in this epic all-cheating-all-the-time AITA episode of Sh*t. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follo...

It's time to get the elastic waistband pants from your closet, pre-heat the oven to 325 degrees, and prepare for a 12-hour footbarr marathon that shall undoubtedly end with a drool-filled tryptophan-addled nap on the couch as your uncles argue about politics, gen-Z, and social media. Thanksgiving is all about gratitude; specifically, the gratitude you feel for a new Sh*t episode to make your famil...

Ever get that feeling that you and your significant other are meant for each other? That you've finally found "the one?" Say no more! You need to take advantage of this limited-time offer! For just $9.99 plus shipping and handling, you get 10 easy steps to completely and utterly nuke a relationship! From farting to flirting to fighting and everything in-between, our guide to relationship ruin will...

This week we are revisiting one of the most upvoted relationship questions in the history of Reddit. We dove so damned deep on this thing that it took almost the entire episode to cover it. It's almost like a Master Class course on relationships, but you get it for free. You're welcome. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @Steve...

The Judgey McJudgersteins are back to read America's favorite subreddit! Are some people a**holes? Are you an a**hole? Are we all a**holes? Listen to find out! Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wh...

Have you ever been in the midst of a relationship, or simply on a date, or even just hanging out with a person who you think is cool, and suddenly they do or say something that takes your positive view of them and utterly flips it on its head? That, dear listeners, is what we call the "Ick". Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @...

As it is said in the Gospel of Matthew, "Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you." Whatevs. We like to judge. Suck it, Matthew. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube...

As the world continues to shove various sticks up their posteriors when it comes to talking about sex in a healthy and constructive manner, Nikki & Steve welcome a mythical figure to the Sh*t recording studio to chat about the ridiculously broad spectrum of kinks, fantasies, and sexy things that the universe has to offer. There shall be no yucking of the yums on this episode. Follow the podcast on...

As the moment draws ever closer when computers officially take over, we have surrendered to our future robot overlords and agreed to be interviewed by the entity that is ChatGPT. We look forward to a beautiful utopia where humans and technology co-exist peacefully, and all the world's ailments have been cured. Also, we hear that Soylent Green is absolutely delicious. Follow the podcast on Insta: @...

If you've been praying to a heathen god to tell you when the next judgment-filled Reddit "Am I the A**hole?" episode of Sh*t will be, your prayers have been answered. The aforementioned episode has arrived. Hence, you no longer have to sacrifice that virgin goat. You're welcome. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneCo...

If you think that Britney Spears is actually being represented by AI on the internet in a massive conspiracy cooked up by her handlers at CAA and Jive Records to continue to generate revenue while the real Britney Spears is MIA, then you'll be absolutely fascinated by this amazingly intriguing episode of Sh*t. TikTok / YouTube References: Hand Weirdness Part 1: https://www.tiktok.com/@theconspirac...