Shit They Don’t Tell You with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene

A common throughline in this week's Reddits is drama. From heartless, idiotic pet owners to an Eagles fan who can't help herself from whipping batteries at the TV, this week will have you laughing, judging, and also asking yourself, "Who would do that?" Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon:...

Tomorrow is the day of love. Or at least that's what Hallmark says. So why not take a dive with us into the Relationships subreddit for some juicy tales of martial arts misrepresentations, Beetlejuice fashion queues, and severely small swords. If you're currently in a healthy relationship, cherish it. If not, take solace in the fact that you're not in one of these situations. Happy V-day! Follow t...

As the doldrums of winter set in, grab a blanket and take a seat by the roaring fire as Nikki & Steve take you on a tour of the AITA subreddit's most perplexing quandaries. From the horrible indignity of fetching a significant one a glass of water to a familial hot-dog-eating competition for the ages, this week's episode is sure to warm your belly and make you forget about the temperature outside....

If you enjoy questions from listeners that strictly adhere to themes from hit 80s and 90s pop songs, this week's Ask Us Anything is literally tailor-made for you. So pump up the volume and let the advice wash over you like a bomb-ass bop from 1999. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: http...

If you've ever thought to yourself that your engagement ring is too small, your spouse's tacos are too bland, or your family member's bare breasts should be displayed openly in public, you may have found your community within this brand-new episode of AITA. Take a listen and you just might hear the words typed out on a keyboard from your soulmate. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou F...

It's 2025 and quite frankly, the year is off to a bit of a rough start. But in the face of such intense discord and uncertainty, do you know three things we can all agree on? Cash rules everything around us, Canadians are wicked polite, and those named Mark are the absolute worst. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreene...

As we ring in the new year, let's reflect on all the shit we accomplished in 2024, and all the shit we want to accomplish in 2025. It's essentially a podcast sandwich of accomplishments and goals. Also? Happy New Year, everyone! Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/s...

As we kick off 2025 and await what this crazy-ass year will bring, let us revisit a classic Sh*t episode for all you lovers of judgement. Way back when, we chose a few post-holiday-themed Reddit posts, as well as not one but TWO about kidnapping, shockingly enough. So sit back, forget about that new year's resolution that you'll assuredly give up in two weeks, and let the audio bliss from this epi...

While Nikki and Steve take a much-needed break from the trials and tribulations of the pod, let's revisit a classic STDTY episode about a tale as old as time: when a celebrity reaches the pinnacle of their profession before suffering an untimely death, only to be seamlessly replaced by a body double. A you may or may not know, celebrity clones are as real as Santa Claus. Feliz Navidad, everyone! F...

It's the most wonderful time of the year! We present to you fine human beings a special holidays edition of AITA! Load up the podcast app of your choice, spike the f**k out of that eggnog, roast the sh*t out of some chestnuts, and let's sit down by the fire and judge the ever-loving hell out of some random strangers on the interwebs. On a slightly less judgy and more serious note...from everyone h...

From in-laws with birthday kinks to a surplus of egg drama to building a relationship on a foundation of lies, what better way to celebrate the season than a trip to Reddit's relationship_advice subreddit on a one-horsed open sleigh. Break out the 'ol eggnog and let's get into the holiday spirit, you magnificent bastards. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @Nik...

If you're unlucky in love, treat several of the stories in this episode as cautionary tales, or at the very least instruction manuals on how not to act while dating. From legitimately heart-warming tales of inked love to gross stories of exes that linger to maddening anecdotes about pitiful pity sex, this episode should be archived for future generations. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydontt...

This year, we're revisiting an appropriately classic Thanksgiving episode. As you saddle up to the couch with a belly full of turkey and sweet potatoes, instead of focusing on your conservative uncle's annoying questions about TikTok, politics, and avocado toast, find a quiet place and focus on what Thanksgiving is truly all about: gratitude. Specifically, the gratitude you feel for a classic Sh*t...

As we gird ourselves for the inevitable stress of the holiday season, let us take a moment to enjoy some of the finer things in life, such as reading Reddits and judging people to be either innocents or a**holes and absolutely nothing in-between. It's a wonderful way to relax and unwind before hopping in the family station wagon to go visit your Uncle who smells of Icy Hot and won't stop talking a...

It has been a while since we ripped open the 'ol sack of mail, so we figured we'd get out our letter-openers and see what our most devoted Sh*tters have been up to lately. As it turns out, their lives are as complex as ever. As the world continues to change and evolve rapidly, you can always come here for a little bit of that old-fashioned good advice. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttell...

Daylight Saving Time is upon us, dear friends. But do not fret. As the nights grow longer and the temperatures begin to drop, why not celebrate the season with a soothing mug of judginess, served piping hot from the Limo Greene kitchen and the pages of Reddit. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our P...

Is there any better way to spend All Hallows' Eve than listening to a podcast about humanity misbehaving in creatively awful ways? We here at Sh*t Headquarters think not. So grab a bowl of candy, open a bottle of Pumpkin Beer, and enjoy multiple frightening yet humorous tales about society's distinct lack of humanity. Happy Halloween, you magnificent sh*theads. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shtthe...

We've done a lot of episodes about crazy sh*t on the Relationships subreddit. But there's something about this one that just turns everything up a notch. Seriously. There's some exceedingly insane stuff on this one. And that's not even including an in-depth conversation about Nikki's romantic affair with a tree. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Fol...

If ever there was a perfect way to spend the next 45-ish minutes of your life, it's engaging in the act of judging others in benign yet entertaining ways. Because let's face it: other people's problems are oftentimes massively amusing. Plus, it's much more enjoyable to focus on strangers' issues than it is to look inward and face your own embarrassing demons. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheyd...

It's Fall, the best time of year to invite that special someone to a romantic apple-picking date or pumpkin patch, and hopefully go home afterwards and bang. So in honor of all the leaf-peepers having loads of hot autumn sex out there, let's dive into some Relationship Reddits and celebrate the season, bitches. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Foll...

As an old Icelandic saying goes, "A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will." This week, Nikki and Steve chat about how many of their previously-held beliefs and opinions have changed and evolved over time. Also, Steve has an epiphany about boobs. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: ...

We live in a complex, enormous world, filled with almost 8 billion people. Even if you're not a fan of math, you must realize that statistically-speaking, there's at least 100 million a**holes walking the earth. And given that slightly grim perspective, it makes total sense that we've encountered more than a few on this very episode. Plus, we do a deep-dive on the age-old debate of decorative towe...

As the days get shorter and the leaves begin to display the fiery reds, yellows, and oranges of autumn, it becomes increasingly clear that love is in the air. And there is no better way to sober up from the romantic drunkenness of Fall than with some crazy-ass relationship stories from Reddit. Enjoy. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on...

Is there a better way to ring in a Thursday than with 45 minutes of pure, unadulterated judginess? The verdict is in and the answer is no. So grab a frosty beverage, a big of chips, and enjoy some juicy relationship drama that only Nikki, Steve, & Reddit can provide. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visi...

As author Shannon A. Thompson once wrote about relationships, "We are together even when we are apart." What she didn't write, however, was that perhaps there are those in relationships that should stay apart. Far, far, apart. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/sti...