Shit They Don’t Tell You with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene

Nikki and Steve wade back into the glittery moral cesspool of Reddit’s Am I The Ahole to professionally judge peeps about relationships, relatives, and rare foot conditions. Expect ethical quandaries, multiple entertaining tangents, and the faint whiff of relationship superiority. Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign...

It's Summer. And if you can't find the time to take a road trip to Washington to see an extraordinarily large hole in the ground, have we got a classic STDTY hole-centric episode for you! This week, we reflect on the late 90s legend involving a massive, miles-deep crevasse in rural Washington state, shrouded in mystery to this very day. If you haven't heard this story before, grab some popcorn. Ni...

On this week's brand-new episode of STDTY, Nikki and Steve unpack a bevy of insane stories about the sacred art of relationship chaos—including a man who achieved enlightenment in his yoga instructor’s pants, a petulant little boy masquerading as a man, and a self-proclaimed feng shui love guru who thinks he's the ultimate arbiter of romance. This is a wild one, folks. Nikki is now an ambassador f...

The Iceman and Icebreaker are back with an all new AITA episode filled with secret children, annoying Aunties, and brave tales of watching the NBA finals in the middle of a wedding's dance floor. Pop open a frosty beverage and enjoy the dulcet tones of Nikki and Steve's triumphant return from a brief Summer break. Big news! Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠⁠https://clubwpt...

As Nikki continues to make mad bank at the WSOP, we're revisiting one more episode from the STDTY vault before Nikki & Steve's triumphant return. With AI and ChatGPT all over the news and interwebs these days, we thought it'd be both entertaining and a tad horrifying to see what Nikki & Steve's first interaction with AI was like. As the moment draws ever closer when computers officially take over,...

As Summer is now in full-swing and the Cowboy Carter Tour is almost at its conclusion, let's revisit a classic AUA episode about Beyonce's celebrity condiments, accepting inevitable life changes, and taking care of your body parts. This week, Nikki & Steve present sixty minutes of thoroughly unprofessional advice for all of your seasonal self-improvement needs. Nikki is now an ambassador for Club...

As we enter the hot, humid, heart of Summer, let us revisit a classic Mailbag episode full of shockingly useful information about mountain-top mammaries, deep-cut Iron Man references, and swimming pool analogies. Crank up the A/C, sip some ice-cold lemonade, and let both the season and the dulcet tones of Professors Limo and Greene wash over you. Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check...

The insanity of Reddit Relationships returns, with a brand-new episode about uppity uggos, horny haters, and a story so silly it borders on insanity. Sit back and enjoy a cool lemonade on a hot summer afternoon as you let the waves of absurdity wash over you. Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up!  Follow the podcast on...

We're back! In the midst of an insanely busy Summer full of travel, poker, but zero clubs, we are back with a mailbag episode full of relationship turmoil, twenty-something identity crises, and high praise for TV shows where competitive coupling is a thing. Enjoy! Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up!  Follow the podcast...

As the WSOP continues, we're revisiting a classic Sh*t episode when Nikki was just getting into her all-consuming obsession: poker. Whether it's bad beats, flops, or reckless tilts, Professor Limo gives you all the information you need, to not only play a better game of poker, but live a better life. And yes, that's a disgustingly saccharine sentiment. But it's 100% true, damnit. So shut up, accep...

As the 2025 World Series of Poker heats up Las Vegas and leaves Nikki Limo otherwise detained this week, we revisit that crazy Monday in June of 2022 when Nikki competed in the 53rd Annual World Series of Poker, her first-ever World Series of Poker competition. By the end of the tournament, she placed 4th in a pool of 5,715 entries, winning $116,568.00 and setting the poker world on fire. How, you...

If you've ever wanted to hear about Steve's thoughts on self-love, Nikki's thoughts on vibrators, and both of their thoughts on Steve bringing a solid 5 out of 10 to the bedroom on a regular basis, this week's episode awaits... Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠⁠⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠⁠⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up! Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follo...

Way back when, in July of 2023, we recorded an episode called "Is Manifestation Real?" Over the past several years, Nikki's life has essentially answered that question in the affirmative. If you don't believe that, give a listen to this week's episode. And then go to bed tonight thinking of something you really want in life. Do it. And then let us know what happens at podcast@nikki.limo. We kinda...

Summer is almost upon us! A time of beaches! Dining al fresco! Watching sunsets! Smooching people! And what better way to welcome the arrival of dating season than reading about crazy-ass relationship drama from Reddit. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show... Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up!  Follow the podcast on...

The judiciary is in the news quite a bit these days, so in honor of that third branch of government, let us judge the ever-loving hell out of crappy relatives, skincare snobs, and dudes who do it all for the nookie. Prepare yourself for another epic AITA ep with the honorable Judge Limo and Judge Greene holding court. Big news! Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠https://club...

If we all know one thing about modern society, it's that at any time there's a high likelihood you're in the vicinity of at least one massive a**hole. This week's AITA episode is exhibit A in that case. Prepare yourself for a smorgasbord of awkward interactions, insane friends, and just a touch of questionable parenting. Big news! Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: https://cl...

Feeling down? Thinking the world has gone crazy and you're the only sane one left? If you judge that feeling based on the insanity of these Reddit posts, then you'd be 100% correct. So sit back, relax, and enjoy some human-on-human drama like you've never heard before. Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: https://clubwptgold.com and use code NIKKI to sign up!  Follow the podca...

After a brief hiatus from the 'ol STDTY Mailbag, we've returned and whoo boy do we have some doozies. From a heartfelt question about the future to a random awards-show question to a relationship rollercoaster of a story, this week's AUA episode will warm your heart, make you laugh, and introduce you to Steve's previously unknown musical composition skillz. Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT...

On yet another amazing Relationships episode, tears are shed, truck drivers are praised, and both hosts regale us with tales of being inside peeps. Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: https://clubwptgold.com and use code NIKKI to sign up!  Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our...

If ever there was an AITA episode where all the inquiries were decidedly different, this is the one. From cruel parents to teenage titillation to fraudulent funerals, this one is a veritable grab-bag of humans acting badly. Big news! Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: https://clubwptgold.com and use code NIKKI to sign up!  Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Fol...

It's springtime, friends. As the temperatures get warmer, the days get longer, and the clothes less stifling, there's one thing on everyone's mind: love. And with love in the air, we bring you yet another epic Relationship Reddit episode filled with all the amorous eccentricities that interacting with other human beings bring with it. Big news! Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check o...

If you haven't been sickened in a while from the disgustingly saccharine relationship between Nikki & Steve, gird your loins, people. This episode is nothing but crazy stories about pants surprises, femme fatales, and severely amusing stories about couples just trying to make it in this gosh-darn world, whilst the Limo-Greene's share a plethora of stories about how they have somehow mastered the a...

If ever there was a time to take some "you time", enjoy some self-care, and play judge, jury, and executioner to a variety of weirdos on the interwebs, it's now. So finish making that cucumber sandwich, turn on the wireless, and enjoy some old-timey judgy-ness with yet another amazing AITA episode. Big news! Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: https://clubwptgold.com and use c...

Now that you've learned the "Arrows Method," and heard about several epic Limo-Green altercations, learn how to actually apply Steve's ridiculously-named yet slightly ingenious method. This week, on Part 2 of Nikki & Steve's Biggest Fights, listen to how the "Arrows Method" helped in real-life during a New Year's incident where Steve tried to use targeted stupidity to burn their house down. Big ne...

We've all heard the famous quotes about war: "Victory is always possible for the person who refuses to stop fighting", "Know thy self, know thy enemy", "To make a successful marriage, a few coffee tables must be smashed." This week, witness the tumultuous birth of the tuber relationship that has turned exceedingly healthy. So healthy, in fact, that it makes us all vomit in our own mouths. Grab a c...