Shit They Don’t Tell You with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene

Buying your first home? Dreaming of your ex? Just wanna shower Nikki and Steve with a plethora of compliments? Well, you're in luck. The dynamic duo of Iceman and Ice Breaker are here to read your emails and give you unprofessional (yet solicited) advice on how to manage your fitness, family, and finances! And because this is a listener mailbag episode, they definitely tell people to break-up. Bec...

From the disgusting to the mysterious to the mind-boggling to the even more disgusting, Nikki takes us on a wild ride through the crazy world that is her general state of health. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll frequently want to dry heave, but this is one ticket you don't want to lose, folks. So gather around and prepare to be regaled with fantastical tales of microbes and how they interact...

To say that there are exciting things happening in the world of crypto would be perhaps the understatement of the year. From new markets and blockchains to NFTs to completely re-inventing internet infrastructure, Professor Steve schools our asses on all the amazing sh*t that is happening in the world of crypto and beyond. This is a rare episode of STDTY, as not once do Nikki and Steve tell someone...

From questions about blossoming crushes to sickeningly sweet compliments for Nikki to complex financial predicaments, today's episode of STDTY is filled to the brim with golden nuggets of advice that are sure to help you navigate this thing we call life. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with...

If someone has ever told you they forgot to wear underwear once on game day and their team won, so it must've been due to their commando status, this episode is for you. People make idiotic arguments with faulty rationale all the time, and today Professor Limo is here to tell you about the magic of logic. So listen up, as you're going to need this information on Thanksgiving when your Uncle announ...

Class is now in session, people. Princess-Astronaut Nikki & Crypto-Expert Steve will be presiding over today's lesson in unsuccessful dating loops, blind shopping tips, investing 101, and so much more. And yes, they tell a listener to break up. I mean, c'mon. Have you never listened to this podcast before? To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feed...

From insanely long work days to predatory co-workers to abusive parents to drug use, the tales of child stars are sordid in every sense of the word. Today, Nikki regales us with the tales of many well-known child actors who's real lives didn't quite match the starry perfection depicted onscreen and in the media. Strap in, folks, as this one gets crazy. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.l...

From the importance of mutual respect to the significance of clear lines of communication to the acceptance of a plethora of pillows on the bed and couch, Nikki and Steve cover six keys to healthy relationships, and all the challenges that come with them. Bottom line? Relationships ain't easy. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email u...

With so much time at home for the last twelve months, we've all formed habits; some good, some not-so-good. In this episode, Nikki & Steve cover a cornucopia of habits they've formed over the past year that have made life not just bearable, but pretty damned good. So grab a pencil and make a list. This is some solid sh*t right here. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To...

From an uber-Nikki-Limo-Fan fawning all over Nikki's work ethic to an amateur screenwriter asking the master for some tips, to the dangers of merging with your spouse's finances, this Q & A episode is packed to the gills with advice to live your best life. Or at the very least, a lesson in how to subtly pay Nikki twenty compliments within a single email. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit...

It's one of the biggest financial stories of the year, but most of us have no idea what the fu*k really happened. (what the hell is a "short" anyway?) Well, have no fear, friends. Nikki and Steve are here to help explain everything about the Gamestop vs. Wall Street fiasco of 2021. Enjoy. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at:...

Money. We all want it. Some of us have it. Many of us don't. Today, Professors Nikki & Steve school your ass with some tips on how to begin thinking about getting money, saving money, and growing money. While neither Nikki nor Steve claim to be financial experts, plenty of tasty nuggets of financial info can be found here, folks. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To su...

Today's Q & A episode explores the intricacies of cohabitation, the temptation to steal one's man, porn's potential downsides, and the everlasting allure of polygamy. If you have a specific romantic or sexual preference or problem, it's likely covered in today's episode. Enjoy. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@ni...

Look. We get it. Everyone makes fun of Steve and his obsession with cryptocurrency. But in 2021, some crazy-ass sh*t is happening: Bitcoin is back and new types of exchanges and currencies are all over the place. So even though it's a comedy bit that we've all come to know and love, it's actually a great time for a crypto update because lots of stuff is going on. Go grab a pen, a piece of paper, a...

From parents who just don't understand to "b*tches be crazy" stereotypes to Steve's astonishing Eminem impression, the first Q & A episode of 2021 has it all. You will most assuredly be a better person after listening to this. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave u...

As you begin to implement your 2021 New Years Resolutions, one of them may very likely be to save more money. And what better thing to save money for than a home, right? That's where our first episode of 2021 comes in. Today, we school your ass with a whole lotta sh*t no one told you about saving for a home, searching for a home, buying a home, and even re-financing a home. This episode has it all...

It's New Year's Eve, so celebrate the end of one of the worst years ever while revisiting one of our most fun interviews ever! Pop the champagne, get wasted, and listen to Nikki and Steve chat with Director/Co-writer Michael Gallagher and Lead Actor Matthew Glave (The Wedding Singer) of the movie Funny Story! By the by, Nikki happens to have a big part in the movie, and Steve just so happens to ha...

As Nikki and Steve take a much-needed holiday break, we are proud to present a revisiting of our favorite holiday episode ever. Enjoy! Sometimes the holidays are peaceful, serene, and joyous, and other times the holidays are filled with people spontaneously bursting into flames. This special episode of Sh*t includes stories about the latter. From all of us here at the Sh*t They Don't Tell You fami...

We bet you didn't know that several Christmas traditions may have come directly from ancient people getting high as hell on magic mushrooms. Or that Saint Nicholas' first good deed was saving a bunch of women from being sold into slavery? Yeah. This is some decidedly crazy sh*t that no one told you about the origins of Santa Claus and Christmas. From our STDTY family to yours, Happy Holidays, peop...

49 years ago, a mysterious man using an alias hijacked a Northwest Airlines plane and demanded $200,000, otherwise he'd blow up the plane. One of the most notorious unsolved mysteries in American history is dissected by Professors Steve Greene and Nikki Limo in an epic true-crime episode of STDTY. Strap in, folks. This story is absolutely wild. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYP...

The STDTY mailbag was a doozy this week. From pervasive porn-viewing habits to pets as mental crutches to a very logical fear of sexually-transmitted-infections, this is some hard-hitting sh*t right here. Our fans brought their A-game with this set of emails, folks. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To...

Look. We can all agree that mythical creatures are sexy af. Whether it's a hot-ass vampire sucking your neck, a super-masculine hirsute Bigfoot, or a DSL-wearing Mermaid who brushes your manhood as she swims by, Dr. Steve schools the STDTY class about every single mythical creature that supposedly roams the wilds of North America. And yes. Sasquatch is hung like a horse. We all know you were wonde...

The STDTY Mailbag was gettin' full, so we ripped it open for some sweet, sweet Q & A action. From Facebook secrets to champagne dreams to demon Moms, the unrivaled wisdom of Iceman and Icebreaker is most assuredly on full display today. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedbac...

After we recorded this episode, the quintessential James Bond, Sean Connery, passed from this earth. So today, in tribute to the legendary Sir Thomas Sean Connery, we present to you the unvarnished history of James Bond from the novels to the movies and beyond. RIP, Sean. RIP. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nik...

Whether it's coveting celebrity condiments, accepting inevitable life changes, or taking care of your body, Nikki & Steve present sixty minutes of thoroughly unprofessional advice for all of your self-improvement needs. Because, let's be honest: most of our current selves need some improving. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us...