Shit They Don’t Tell You with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene

A long time ago (last week), in a galaxy far, far away (Los Angeles), a gentleman named Steve Greene decided to deliver a treatise on the entire Star Wars lexicon. From THX 1138 to The Mandalorian, Professor Greene touches on all the myriad ups and downs of this 43-year-old franchise. Whether you're a fanboy who sleeps in Darth Vader pajamas or a neophyte who barely knows the difference between an...

When you think you've googled a list with fun questions for couples for your podcast, but that list ends up being just questions for friends? Well, you simply go with it. And that's what this episode is: questions for friends/couples. Frouples? Anyway. If you've ever wondered what Nikki and Steve's perfect day is, or what their respective superpower would be, you've come to the right place. (hint:...

Sometimes we get questions about crypto. Other times, questions about careers. Occasionally, we even get questions about finance or pets. This week, however, it's all relationship drama all the time. Do we hit the break-up button? Do we have an entirely new button you've never heard before? Well. You'll have to listen to find out. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on In...

We've all heard the whispers on the wind. That little voice in the back of your head. The subconscious shove to push you towards a new, risky endeavor. While most of us press the mute button and resume our boring, trite lives of repetition and boredom, there are a few among us who embrace the message from that tiny voice and run full-speed in this new direction, no matter how insane it may seem. E...

It's time to get out your Trapper Keeper, turn on the overhead projector, and prepare yourself for a fascinating tour down Crypto Lane. That's right: it's Part 2 of the Crypto 101 saga, appropriate labeled in your syllabus as "Crypto 102". But instead of some boring-ass sh*t you'll never use like Biology or Algebra, today's lesson from Professor Crypto-King is fascinating, engaging, and shockingly...

Questions from all around the globe have arrived in the STDTY Mailbag over the past month, including a few juicy updates from past letters we've read. Hence, we figured we'd tear open that 'ol burlap sack, read the innermost secrets from our listeners, and give our objectively questionable advice in the hopes that we might improve the human condition just a tad. Did we succeed in this endeavor? Li...

We've all heard the stories about bright lights that move too quickly, flying saucers that hover motionless, and stars that most assuredly do not behave like stars. This week, Professor Greene takes us on a journey to discover the little-known facts and reality behind the myths of Unidentified Flying Objects. These UFOs may not contain little green men, but they most certainly exist, and we have a...

It's a tale as old as time: a celebrity reaches the pinnacle of their profession before suffering an untimely death, only to be seamlessly replaced by a body double. It happens all the time, people. Celebrity clones are as real as the earth is flat. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on Y...

Running barefoot through broken glass. Jumping off a skyscraper with nothing but a fire hose wrapped around your waist. Alan Rickman's superb performance as a German financial terrorist. The oft-quoted Bruce Willis line: "Yippee Ki-Yay, Motherfu**er!" These are all part of action-movie cinematic history. Today, Steve Greene takes you from the effervescent highs of Die Hard to the abominable lows o...

In the great pantheon of Nikki's obsessions, the most recent and all-consuming is most assuredly poker. Whether it's bad beats, flops, or reckless tilts, Professor Limo gives you all the information you need, to not only play a better game of poker, but live a better life. And yes, that's a disgustingly saccharine sentiment. But it's 100% true, damnit. So shut up, accept it, and start practicing y...

If you've ever heard the terms "dogecoin", "tether", and "blockchain" and thought to yourself, what in holy hell is that? Well, this episode is for you. Unlike so many other "All About Crypto" podcasts, this episode of STDTY is legitimately full of all the basic knowledge you need to know the difference between bitcoin, ethereum, and something called an "Elon Musk". Follow the podcast on Insta: @s...

In the never-ending battle for truth and justice, where do we turn? We look to the perfectly-coiffed, barrel-chested, god-like hero known as Steve Gre...uhh, I mean, Superman. In this week's episode, Iceman talks all things Superman, from Christopher Reeves to Brandon Routh to the ultra-hunky Henry Cavill. Is this episode more powerful than a locomotive? Listen to find out... Follow the podcast on...

On this, easily one of the most epic episodes in Shit history, Professor Greene takes his place at the lectern for a lesson about one of the most famous action stars of the 90s, Mr. Steven Seagal. From his humble beginnings to his rise to action movie stardom to his well-deserved status as an Aikido 7th Dan, you will be more acquainted with Steven Seagal after this episode than you are with your o...

If you've ever been stuck in the Friendzone, this episode is for you. If you've ever wondered if "just good enough" is enough, this episode is for you. If you've ever wondered how much you should divulge on a first date, oh my god this episode is for you. So strap in and put on your thinkin' cap because Nikki and Steve are about to drop some knowledge on you. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheyd...

We've said it once, we've said it a million times: in a relationship, communication is key. Yes, we know it's cliche. Yes, we know you're sick of us harping on it. But today, we found a really cool website with a fun couples quiz and we're going to take it live on the air to see if we practice what we preach. Do we know each other as well as we think we do? Are we meant to be together? Listen to f...

First off, yes. We know that "beginnership" is not a word. Now that we've covered that, we can talk about the benefits of embracing "beginner status" in our everyday life and how much joy that can bring. So stop thinking that you're an expert at everything and try something you've never done before. Whether it's baking a cake, knitting a scarf, or writing the next great American novel, solving a p...

Shockingly useful information flows like friggin' wine from yet another amazing STDTY Mailbag episode. From fake boobs on a mountain top to deep-cut Iron Man references to a surprising scarcity of Crypto-related questions, this week's episode will both educate and entertain you for a solid hour. And really...what more can one ask for? Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki o...

If there's one thing we can all agree upon in these turbulent times, It's that Nikki Limo is the preeminent Queen God of All Humanity. In today's celebration of all that is Ice Breaker, Steve lists every piece of information that supports this fact. If anything, this is an under-counting of all the ways that Nikki is the logical high-point of human evolution. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheyd...

From an innocent Google search about chronic cat-urination, Nikki was sent down a rabbit-hole of clickable craziness on the benign-looking website Quora. Seriously. There is some fu*ked up sh*t on there. You have no idea. So settle in and get ready for some tales of terror, titillation, and unparalleled stupidity. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo F...

Ace and Ice Breaker take a marriage quiz to celebrate their 4th wedding anniversary. As you settle in to listen to the sweet and sickly display between these two disgusting lovebirds, please have a plastic bucket nearby at all times in case you have the urge to vomit. Seriously. It's that gross. It's also aspirational. But mostly gross. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki...

From diagnosing a lame, insecure dude always talking about Crypto, to dealing with a severe lack of love for one's in-laws, to touching an ass for the first time and falling deeply in love, today's AUA will start with you as an utter failure of a human being, and end with you being the epitome of all that is excellence. At absolutely no cost to you. Enjoy. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydont...

Ever thought your life could be made into a movie? Yes? So has every other narcissist out there. Look...if the screenwriter of Kull the Conqueror got his screenplay produced, literally anyone can. Today, Nikki and Steve are showing you how to put that idea to paper in this STDTY crash-course on screenwriting. They just saved you a ton of money on film school. You’re welcome! Follow the podcast on...

If you were in a toxic relationship, how would you know? What if you were the toxic one? In this epic AUA, Nikki and Steve crack open the STDTY mailbag to wax poetic about such hard-hitting topics as having a lower body count than your partner, dealing with a long-distance-polyamorous-relationship, and even creating a podcast (we don't need any more competition, so don't do it!). Follow the podcas...

Short answer: yes, of course the Illuminati is hiding UFOs. On today's special episode, Iceman and Ice Breaker are talking everything UFO as Steve gives us hard evidence that proves we’re not alone in our little corner of the universe. They answer all the truly hard questions like: are UFOs just time-travelers hanging out? Is the Pentagon hiding ET from us? Who in the hell is attacking Canada? Thi...

These days, all you hear about on social media are success stories. But what about all the times that people fail spectacularly? Don’t worry, folks! Nikki and Steve are fully aware that life’s a b*tch and they’re here to break down the filthy lie that is survivorship bias. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy T...