Shit They Don’t Tell You with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene

You've likely heard friends and family talking about decentralized autonomous organizations, and wondered to yourself, "How am I the only loser who doesn't know what a DAO is?" This week on Sh*t, we're here to address that ignorance with a whole heap of knowledge about decentralized autonomous organizations, what they mean for the future of Crypto, and how Nikki kinda wants to create a DAO and tur...

As it dawned on us that our Sh*t mailbag was crazy full and we were literally a month behind, we figured we'd rock back-to-back AUA's to sprinkle our knowledge dust all over your bluetooth earbuds. So sit back, relax, and listen to the wisdom that is imparted upon several 25-year-olds who are straight-up-LIVING, people. And if you have a problem yourself that needs some insight, hit us up via emai...

Stop what you're doing, look in a mirror, and ask yourself, "Can I honestly afford missing this week's Ask Us Anything episode of Sh*t?" If you can, then you're obviously living some sort of fabulous life of Rolls Royce's, caviar, and champagne dreams. If you cannot afford to miss out on this week's insanely informative show, then take a seat and prepare yourself for a smorgasbord of life lessons,...

Whether you've heard of Crypto, you currently own Crypto, or you're about to google Crypto because your 22-year-old nephew is a newly-minted "Crypto Millionaire", stop what you're doing and listen to this episode. Not only is it useful for people who own Crypto, but it's full of juicy security bits for anyone who simply uses the interwebs on a daily basis. To check out Surf Shark, head to: SurfSha...

Whether it's shaking sh*t up in order to extricate oneself from a rut, emotionally prepping for the loss of a beloved pet, or (and prepare yourselves because this has never happened in the entire history of Sh*t), actually staying in a relationship rather than breaking up, the one idiom we can all agree on is, "Follow Your Heart." In this touching, yet appropriately silly AUA episode of Sh*t, you...

If it seems like your responsibilities and schedule have completely taken the wheel from you and are running your life, it may mean that your life is out of balance. If your days are filled with stress, frustration, and exhaustion, it's time to stop, take a breath, and listen to this week's episode of Sh*t. Nikki and Steve will give you all the inside info on how they found a better life balance,...

Have you ever encountered a situation, acted in a certain way, and upon later reflection thought to yourself, "Am I the a**hole in this scenario?" If that thought has ever graced your gray matter, today's episode is for you. This week, Steve chooses some prime posts from the infamous "Am I the A**hole?" subreddit that will assuredly lead to illuminating, informative, and ultimately life-affirming...

In a triumphant return to the Sh*t Mailbag, Nikki and Steve focus on blocking negative thoughts with insane vocal exercises, name-dropping baseball legend Jose Canseco, and flexing the hell out of the infamous break-up-button. If you need to learn how to prepare for both life and a podcast, you're in the right place. Don’t fall for subscription scams. Start cancelling unused subscriptions today at...

To celebrate the 200th episode of the greatest podcast that has ever existed, as well as celebrate El Día de San Valentín, we're taking a trip down memory lane to look back fondly on all the moments (both high and low) of the Nikki & Steve saga that have made them the most vomit-inducing couple in the history of the world. Tears will be shed, laughs will be shared, and you might just learn somethi...

Do you have dreams? Goals? Aspirations? If not, kudos to you for being completely and utterly at peace as a human being. If you do have dreams, however, how do you know if your dream is the right dream? What if your initial dream changes and mutates and becomes an entirely new dream? One that you never even knew you wanted? That, our fellow Sh*tters, is the topic of this week's episode. To check o...

From throwing a toxic mate to the curb to living in a poorly-written sitcom to destroying a workplace enemy with a frosted Betty Crocker grenade, this week's AUA episode will pour you a glass of wine, fry you up some turkey bacon, and make sweet sweet love to you all night long. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneCo...

At some point in your life, you will be faced with an agonizing decision. Whether it's about your career, your love life, or that rash that just won't go away, you're going to arrive at a fork in the road where there is no easy answer as to your next move. It's exactly this type of conundrum that is the topic of today's episode. Nikki and Steve are here to show you that with the right data, resear...

It is not hyperbole to say that it's been an extremely long time since a guest has graced the soundwaves of STDTY. (February 27, 2020, to be exact) This week, that all changes as we welcome Director, Choreographer, Entrepreneur, and Co-Founder of The Kinjaz, the one and only Anthony Lee! From the healthy escapism of dance to the allure of Crypto to excellent tips on straight-up destroying job inte...

What better way to start off the new year than a brand-new Ask Us Anything that is literally exploding with passionate knowledge and dripping-wet information that will make your 2022 all hot and bothered. From up-to-the-minute Crypto tips to chill-pill recipes to the ever-popular sports analogies involving Steve's NFL crush Tom Brady, this week's episode is 60 minutes of advice that will help you...

With approximately 48 hours left in 2021, we wanted to revisit one of our favorite episodes of the year. Over the last seventeen months, we've all formed habits; some good, some not-so-good. In this episode, Nikki & Steve cover a cornucopia of habits they've formed that have made life not just bearable, but pretty damned good. So grab a pencil and make a list. This is some solid sh*t right here. F...

As Nikki and Steve take a much-needed holiday break, we are proud to present a revisiting of our favorite holiday episode ever. Enjoy! Sometimes the holidays are peaceful, serene, and joyous, and other times the holidays are filled with people spontaneously bursting into flames. This special episode of Sh*t includes stories about the latter. From all of us here at the Sh*t They Don't Tell You fami...

As the days grow shorter, the air gets chillier, and many of us bring trees into our homes to decorate them as they slowly die, let us reflect on the weird-ass year that was 2021. Join Nikki and Steve for an entertaining, informative, and surprisingly emotional recap of the year that was. From endings to beginnings to long-distance moves, the last twelve months have, quite frankly, been a lot. And...

Have you heard the whispers on the street? The murmurs in the crowd? If you concentrate, you can just barely make out a few letters: "N-F-Ts." You may be wondering to yourself, "What are they?" "Where did they come from?" "If I want to be cool, should I buy one?" For answers to these questions and more about the wild world of Non-Fungible Tokens, listen on, fellow Sh*tters. (wait, is that what STD...

Way back when in the golden days of August 2018, we did an episode called "BUYING A DAMN HOUSE". Well, fast forward three years, and we're now doing an episode about selling that same damn house. From bullsh*t appraisals to earnest deposits to being prepared to literally sign 1,000 documents, this week's episode is a virtual "how-to" about putting that sweet, sweet equity to good use and buying wh...

From exes on Snapchat to Crypto financial independence to the saga of Nikki and Steve's first year together, this week's AUA episode is both a font of useful information and a nauseatingly sweet summary of how these two idiots fell in love (hint: it wasn't like a rom-com). As we sit down at dining room tables across the country to argue with our extended family members for Thanksgiving, you can li...

Did Elvis appear as an extra in the airport scene of Home Alone? Did John Lennon impersonate an impersonator playing himself in a movie about John Lennon? Who the f**k knows? But that doesn't mean Professor Limo won't dive down several internet rabbit holes to bring you yet another stellar conspiracy theory episode of Sh*t. Buckle up, folks, as this one is about to get weird. Elvis as a Home alone...

If you don't think that every single problem in life can be explained with a sports analogy, you're an idiot. Exhibit A? This week's episode of Sh*t. In this brilliant Ask Us Anything, Nikki and Steve prove that if you can't solve a problem by discussing the minutia of Peyton Manning's and Andrew Luck's football careers, you might as well end your podcast because you're an utter failure. In the im...

Are you sick of being a mere cog in the wheel of capitalism? Going round and round in a job that offers nothing but a measly paycheck and crappy benefits like Hawaiian shirt Fridays? Well, Nikki is here to save you from the doldrums of a 9 to 5. Professor Limo takes you through the story of starting her own jewelry line, Kittens & Coffee, as well as tons of sage advice about the ins and outs of en...

As we're bombarded with decorative gourds, jack-o-lanterns, and pumpkin spice lattes, it's time for the annual spooooooooooooky episode of STDTY. This year, Nikki and Steve recount their straight-up-terrifying tales of encounters with spirits both nice and nefarious. From the Shadowman to a wailing child, this year's episode will have you on Ebay finally ordering that Thundercats night light you'v...

As we return to our bread 'n butter this week (the Sh*t Mailbag), we tackle some absolutely insane topics. From crazy ex's to real-life trolls to the never-ending urge to get the fu*k out of town for an extended vacation, Iceman and Icebreaker bring you all that sweet, sweet advice you're jonesin' for. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve...