Shit They Don’t Tell You with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene

Shocktober is in the mother effin' house, people! Halloween is mere days away, so we're taking you on a dark-ass ride for our last spooktacular episode of the season. For centuries, a healthy terror of the unknown has piqued humanity's interest, so it comes as no surprise that a hearty internet subculture has grown up around the phenomenon of "Rituals". From strange faces in the mirror to cab ride...

Shocktober continues, b*tches! Today, we're covering the creepy-ass real-life story of the crazy sh*t that occurred at 112 Ocean Avenue in Amityville, NY. There have been two movies produced about it, one with James Brolin & Margot Kidder, and one with Ryan Reynolds & Chloe Grace Moretz. Countless stories have been written, including a best-selling book. Now, it's time for Nikki to be your persona...

In honor of the October release of the definitive 2020 cinematic masterpiece, Netflix's original film, "Hubie Halloween", Steve takes everyone on a historical journey through the Adam Sandler film library. From Billy Madison to Uncut Gems to 50 First Dates, we explore the Sandler Cinematic Universe (SCU) as part of STDTY's special "Shocktober Series". Because there's nothing quite as shocking as t...

While we all know that our Ask Us Anything episodes are essentially 60 minutes of us telling people to dump their significant other, every once in a while we advise a listener to make up instead of break up. This may only be a one-time thing, folks, so don't miss out on this STDTY anomaly. Additionally, we talk about chasing your dream, even if that dream involves fighting people in a cage. To wat...

It's Shocktober, b*tches! Get out your motherfu*kin' decorative gourds, pour yourself a glass of sweet-ass cider, and let's welcome October with some terrifying tales of demented demons and pernicious possessions! It's Halloween season, y'all! To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/...

Today's show is the podcast episode you deserve, but not the one you need. On this special episode of Sh*t, we discuss the legendary D.C. superhero Batman. From his iconic origin story to his infamous archenemies to his sheer existence as a metaphor for human resilience, the Dark Knight has captured the imaginations of generations. Find a comfy spot and let's talk all things Bruce Wayne. To watch...

From hilarious letters to mean friends to an acute addiction to dick, today's Q & A episode is filled with genius advice, words of wisdom, and the newly-beloved "Break Up" button. So find a comfy chair in your domicile, turn off the bad news on TV, and join Nikki & Steve to help make yourself a better human. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/fe...

After a tumultuous few years of cryptocurrency and bitcoin, big things are happening in that space. On this week's episode, Professor Steve Greene is at the chalkboard to teach your ass about what cryptocurrency is, how it works, how you can use it, and what the future holds for this new form of legal tender. Class is now in session! To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube T...

Having a mountain of debt is easily one of the most unattractive things in the world. Your washboard abs, bulging biceps, or firm butt will be nearly invisible due to your crapload of debt. So put down the dumbbell or take a day off from yoga, and use today's episode to devise a financial plan to do away with your debt, once and for all. And if you're lucky enough to have zero debt, you should sti...

The Sh*t mailbag is once again opened this week, with lots of juicy stories and scandalous inquiries. From relationships involving multiple lovers to poor guys stuck in the friend-zone to cancelling guests who don't show up at an event after RSVP'ing, this episode is absolutely chock-full of drama, delusion, and deviance. It's like a soap-opera, but from a podcast studio. To watch the podcast on Y...

Let's face it: 2020 has been a dumpster fire wrapped in a sh*tshow filled with a train wreck. We're all stressed. One way to release that stress and occasionally even travel to a higher plain is to meditate. This week, Nikki & Steve take you on a journey to Relaxationville courtesy of the much-maligned and little-understood act of meditation. We even close out today's episode with a guided meditat...

Whether it's the old-school Myers-Briggs test, or the trendier Enneagram test, it is truly shocking how accurate these tests can be. With their usual dose of healthy skepticism, Nikki & Steve took these tests and the truly "on-the-nose" results will genuinely surprise you. It's more than a little weird when a test knows you just as well as your spouse, but here we are. To watch the podcast on YouT...

The Sh*t Mailbag returns with a Q & A episode that is essentially 60 minutes of Nikki & Steve telling their listeners to break up. Well, not the full 60 minutes. But most of it. They also touch on topics like gaining new career skills and why our sexual hunger occasionally experiences "down periods", but it's mostly about encouraging everyone to break up. Enjoy. Make sure to check out the new podc...

We all tell stories about ourselves and we stick to the belief that those stories define us. But you are only the human you label yourself as right now. In five minutes, you can make changes to your life and become a different human being. Contrary to popular belief, people can change. While you may think you're on a predetermined life trajectory, you can get off that train at any stop and travel...

If you always say yes to requests from your friends, family, and coworkers, even to your own detriment, you might have a problem. In today's episode, Nikki & Steve drop some knowledge about creating boundaries, establishing expectations, and constructing a paradigm of existence that can toe that fine line between generosity and misery. There's also talk of nipples and anal sex. Enjoy. To watch the...

Look, we know that this episode is going to bring all the alien-haters to the yard. Before you lose your sh*t, please know that UFOs and aliens are two completely different things. UFOs are totally real, while the jury is still out on aliens. On this special episode of Sh*t, we commemorate the government's recent admission that UFOs exist with an exhausting breakdown of all the different theories...

The Sh*t Mailbag was overflowing with great questions, so we figured it was a good time to return to our favorite format. (where we basically tell everyone to break up) Today's show runs the gamut from love & crypto to refillable ballpoint pens & dating in the time of Animal Crossing. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: pod...

During the epic brainstorming sessions for each and every STDTY episode, some topics simply don't make the cut. But that doesn't mean they aren't super-interesting. For this week, we took all of those little topic fragments and assembled a full-length episode because we don't want these lonely subjects to disappear into the ether. So grab your spoon and bowl and get ready for a gumbo of riveting c...

Does your relationship suck? Have you even considered that a possibility? If you have ever wondered about the person sleeping beside you in bed, this episode is for you. Utilizing a very serious, science-based relationship quiz, we explore why our marriage is pretty damned amazing and how we worked to make it that way. (Hint: it wasn't easy) To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodY...

Today's epic Q & A includes juicy stories about unseemly nude pics, scandalous Venmo payments, & people who simply refuse to grow up. Also, Steve recommends that a listener recreate the famous John Cusack boombox scene from Say Anything, but completely drunk.* *Please note that mental health is discussed in today's episode. If you or someone you know needs help, please don't hesitate to call the N...

Admit it. We've all felt like frauds at some point in our lives. Sometimes it's because you're "faking it 'til you make it", sometimes it's because you're in way over your head, but other times it's simply all in your mind. To overcome imposter syndrome, we've got some crazy-useful tips to feel good about your accomplishments, provide your own positive reinforcement, and feel totally deserving of...

We all have bias, even if we don't realize it. Whether it's based on emotions, facts, or misinformation, bias is largely inescapable. So what can one do if they want to live in a world where critical thinking is valued over snap-judgements? For starters, listen to this episode. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@ni...

If you're sick and tired of "the man" telling you what is true and false in this world, this episode is for you. If you enjoy deciding what is factual by doing research on the Google Machine, this episode is for you. If you think that a 150-foot tall ice wall is all that prevents us from falling off the end of the earth into a never-ending void, then this episode is DEFINITELY for you. Put on your...

Q & A returns with a ton of questions about careers, coupling, and carpe diem. Also, Nikki finally properly thanks Steve for buying toilet paper in bulk and saving their household from disaster. Stay informed, stay healthy, and stay safe out there, folks! To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in wit...

With Lucille Ball, the naysayers throughout her life were epic. Studio execs expected her to fail. Marketing execs said the public would never accept an interracial marriage. In the face of all this negativity, however, she persisted and became one of the biggest legends in television history. If you've ever wondered how Lucille Ball became the Lucy that everyone loves, this episode is for you. St...