SG Fun: A Stargate Podcast

Season 4 Episode 16: 2010 Come with us to the year 2010, where Sam has married some douchebag, Teal'c leads a cult, Dr. Fraz has literally nothing to do, Jack is a mountain man, and Daniel is. . .Daniel.  Some time travel shenanigans occur, but the real star of the show is Glasses, who has the most lines he's ever had.  But even that kind of sucks, because he's basically a Narc.   Listen to the ep...

Season 4 Episode 15: Chain Reaction We finally get to see Special Forces McNeil use his Special Force-fulness as he tries to help Daddy from being blackmailed into retirement by those F&%K-Wads at the NID.  He needs help though, and who better than our favorite slime pustule, MAYBOURNE! After cashing in some favors, O'neil gets Maybourne a hall pass from federal prison, they hack some back doors,...

Season 4 Episode 14: The Serpent's Venom The Gang go all Intrigue Noir as they set up an incredibly dangerous plan to set Apophis and Haru'ur against(?) each other?  Or with(?) each other?  The plan is as messy as the electron cloud of mines surrounding the planet they fly to in J-Mack's ship to pull it all off.  Meanwhile Teal'c foments revolution, but is betrayed and captured.  Despite this, (an...

Season 4 Episode 13: Absolute Power The Golden Child Part 2 opens with said Child, the Harsesis, meeting the Gang, and being taken to the mountain, where he gives Daniel some Boy Light to the forehead, injecting him with hidden knowledge, and starting him on that Sigma Grind Set to building some sweet alien tech to beat the Gou'ldies. Cut to ONE WHOLE YEAR LATER and Daniel is Top G, with full cont...

Season 4 Episode 12: Tangent Pushing the Envelope, and keeping Joy On The Burn, the Gang split up, O'Neil and Teal'c enjoying a balmy vacation in a hybrid Gou'ld Ship taken over by Daddy Apophis, and auto piloting back to his car garage.    Sam and Daniel join Sam's father, now to be called J-Mac, as they go to interrupt the boys space night, and bring them back to the boring world of the U.S. Air...

Season 4 Episode 11:  Point of No Return Some dude from Sex and The City is here, knowing WAY TOO MUCH about the Stargate from some Netscape Conspiracy Chat rooms.  O'Neil goes to see what his deal his, while Sam and Daniel play I Spy, and Teal'c wears a shit ton of hats and chills on a Sex Bed.   Turns out, however, that the dude is pretty much right about everything, and is also an alien who lan...

Season 4 Episode 10: Beneath the Surface The Gang has joined a Cult!  Rules:  No one can be friends, Carter gets no bread, and Burlap tunics are the acceptable meta.   PLOT TWIST!:  The Gang had their memories erased by some douchebag, and they need to dream of the glowing puddle, and have Gotcha "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" epiphanies to remember themselves.  Then they can go home, and pe...

Season 4 Episode 9: Scorched Earth We got a real bind on our hands here.  Jack's solution is to blow it up.  Daniel's solution is to talk to it.  Carter follows Jack's orders. And Teal'c stands in LITERALLY the same spot of grass the entire episode, surrounded by a bunch of hippies who have never heard of Visine Eye Drops.  ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 8:14 - 24 Seconds 9:57 - Episode Debrief 1:06:2...

Season 4 Episode 8:  The First Ones You remember that movie Enemy Mine?  That movie was the shit.   ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 1:58 - Early Were We Comforted 2:59 - Back to Intro 5:42 - 24 Seconds 6:59 - Episode Debrief 1:07:31 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:12:13 - Next Episode 1:15:17 - ComTrya 1:16:06 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:20:44 - Outro      

Season 4 Episode 7: Watergate The "Vertical Watering Hole" Moniker becomes canon as the gang travel to balmy Siberia to shutdown the Russian Stargate, which is connected to another one under water. . .supposedly.  We got Cold War Intrigue, Popsicle Maybourne, Deanna f%*king Troi is in the Ruskie house.   This is a good one Comrades!  ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 6:45 - 24 Seconds 8:18 - Episode Debr...

Season 4 Episode 6:  Window of Opportunity Let’s do the time warp again!  ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 5:03 - 24 Seconds 8:07 - Episode Debrief 47:25 - Were We Comforted 49:59 - Yeh Neh or Meh 56:49 - Next Episode 58:38- ComeTrya! 1:00:00 - Get To Know Your Hosts

Season 4 Episode 5:  Divide and Conquer So Za’tarcs seem like a pretty big deal and a very good Gooooldy weapon that can easily infiltrate the SGC. But do these supercharged sleeper agents remain a concern after this? Nope. There wasn’t a better way to get Sam and ‘Gyver to admit their forbidden feelings for each other? Also, do those two even have actual chemistry? Also, how are they allowed to s...

Season 4 Episode 4:  Crossroads Teal’c and his ex are convinced that her Gooooldy baby is a good Goooooldy and try to get it into the Tok’ra. The Tok’ra are secretly sure this is a spy plan by the Gooold, but keep that to themselves, and let the motherfucker run free in his totally fucked over host so he can murder the uninformed, previously discussed ex-girlfriend slash high priestess. Listen, if...

Season 4 Episode 3:  Upgrades So a Tok’ra named after the flavor of Jagermeister brings some superhero armbands that must be tested on humans? And then they agree on SG-1? Those most valuable human asset of the SGC? What? And they let Daniel do it even with his history of alien tech addiction? OK, sure. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 10:09 - 24 Seconds 12:03 - Episode Debrief 1:00:17 - Were We Comfort...

Season 4 Episode 2:  The Other Side Immediate allegiance to whomever the Gate Gang meets first on a world finally goes very wrong when they willy-nilly participate in someone else’s war. Everyone is good with it except Daniel, so I guess he’s improving. Anyway, they do a racism on Teal’c and MacGyver finally says fucks these guys. (As if the US Government has some kind of strong anti-Nazi policy *...

Season 4 Episode 1: Small Victories You wanted Lego for Christmas? You’re in luck! This Thor foe is really the gift that keeps on giving with one survivor left on earth after the explosion of Thor’s ship at the end of Season 3. For some reason this Lego spider turns into the Alien queen and starts spurting out spiders made of off-brand shit that aren’t as good, so they're pretty easy to kill.   --...

Season 3 Episode 22: Nemesis Daniel Jackson obviously has the worst appendicitis in modern medical history, requiring lengthy care in the infirmary. Everyone else, but especially Samantha Carter, has to look at, and even touch an ailing and extra gross Thor. Thor really needs fast help from the Gate Gang to save his ship, Earth, and probably his own world. But he’s still a weird and cryptic mother...

Season 3 Episode 21:  Crystal Skull Daniel (and sure, the rest of the Gate Gang) enter a rejected Indian Jones set. Daniel tries like crazy to find a nice dress to wear out of phase, but gets made fun of by the shop ladies. He still makes it to the opera with Richard Gere, but his grandfather comes to pick him up early.  And there's a Crystal Skull in there somewhere.   ----more---- 00:00 - Intro...

S3 E20:  Maternal Instincts Naturally Daniel is quick to believe that he can do telekinesis after a super fast and shoe-free lesson that only his special self gets to attend. For some reason Bra’tac is in this episode, but at least he brings Chief Galen Tyrol who will certainly come up again in our teased spin-off, Stargate BSG-Fun. Listen, it makes more sense than Daniel. ----more---- 00:00 - Int...

Season 3 Episode 19:  New Ground Two archaeologists, a Stargate, and the Gate Gang walk into an intercontinental war. The first archaeologist says, “Let’s be scientists about this cool shit.” The second archaeologist rats everyone else out to the authoritarian dogmatic government. Then the Gate Gang says to the first archaeologist, “Hey, do you want to come home with us while your government most...

Season 3 Episode 18:  Shades of Grey Miraculously predating some commercially successful Twilight fan fic, Daddy takes it to the next level when he introduces the Gate Gang, Glasses, and Dr. Frasier to his love dungeon after making them sign a creepy contract. It’s a wild misuse of power. Also Jack goes undercover as a true bad boy and Tory is very distressed until the big reveal at the end.  ----...

Season 3 Episode 17:  A Hundred Days The Gate Gang accidentally strands Jack on Love Island, P5C768 where he begins his new life as a deadbeat dad (because obviously they find a way to rescue him after 100 days of getting Lara pregnant). Mostly thought Teal’c comes very close to saying, “Well actually” back at Daniel and that is super satisfying. Teal’c also turns the tables on Daniel by answering...

Season 3 Episode 16:  Urgo IDK why the AI always want to live so badly, but that’s the case here as Urgo the Hitchbrainer asks MacGiver to save him from death row using only a banana peel, a toothpick, and the full annoyance power of SG-1 all talking at once. It’s totally different from last week’s episode except also a tiny bit the same. To their credit, the Gate Gang wins a much harder case this...

Season 3 Episode 15:  Pretense Everyone knows all of the Starfleet Captains are also the winning-est of lawyers, but did you know MacGyver can get a friend off (basically) death row with just two matchsticks, a hardened wad of chewing gum, and a single archaeologist? Well he can and he did. The other team had a pretty stupid argument though, so maybe it was an own goal. Also they tried to blow up...

Season 3 Episode 14:  Foothold Jolinar to the muther f*^&king rescue! There’s a total invasion of the body snatching aliens at the mountain, but Sam and Teal’c have that Goooldie mojo and see right through all the terrifying bullshit. But F#$*king Maybourne's in the mix, and the Gate Gang saves the day in spite of this doofus. Quick quesh: If the human body turns over all its cells into new cells...