SG Fun: A Stargate Podcast

Season 6 Episode 22: Full Circle Fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a God, Daniel Jackson, appears before MacNeil in all his ghostly 1990s sweater glory. “Jack! Help my Abydos besties! Anubis is collecting magic stones and soon he will Collect Them All™ and be the coolest kid at school! Do something because I have decided not to because of my fractional status.” Anyhoozles, enough weird shit...

Season 6 Episode 21: Prophecy Jonas Quinn aka Corin Nemec tries to impress the Gang one final time by developing PreCog Abilities that can save them from certain disaster.  As they're trying to figure the situation on a super poor planet with bad food but some decent Naquadah reserves, the Gang decide to forget about the last six season, and just not listen to the man.   Teal'c, you forget about t...

Season 6 Episode 20: Memento When we first started this Podcast, Sarah watched ahead till up to Season 10 (finishing about 6 episodes before the end like a boss).  In her Title idea notebook, ever since the first couple episodes, one episode past the current ones had a title written for it, waiting for years to be realized.  It was this one.  Season 6, Episode 20.  The Title Sarah wrote was "It Fl...

Season 6 Episode 19:  The Changeling If you thought Inception was a Multi-Story-Verse-Russian-Doll Torus-Knotted-Mind-Fuck of a story, wait till you see what Christopher Judge has got waiting for you.  Teal'c is a firefighter, a SG member, a polygamist, war torn veteran, and Dr. Fraz Lover ALL IN ONE!  You won't know what the hell is real!  All you'll know is that Teal'c has been watching too much...

Season 6 Episode 18: Forsaken Listeners, it's been a minute.  Our apologies for the DELAY!  The Gate was shut.  The Iris was closed, General Daddy was on Vacation.  . .  In any case, we back.  And hanging out at the Vertical Watering O for a humdinger of an episode.   Despite being mostly an annoyed Jack O'neil, a pestered Sam Carter, and a Jonas Quinn who's playing imperceptible 5d Chess with his...

Season 6 Episode 17: Disclosure You know, back in 2003, and even further back, Recap Episodes served a purpose.  We had know binging of every episode, nor rewatching episodes to fill ourselves back in.  We lived lives, people!  Got no time.  If we forgot how many times Sg-1 had saved the planet, or the Intragalactic military strategy of Goul'd Lords, or even how many times Sg-1 has almost f*&k...

Season 6 Episode 16: Metamorphosis It's SPLOOSHIN TIME!  The Russian team bring some jabroni to the Base.  He splooshes into alien goo, so the Gang go investigate his planet.  There's a bunch of weird looking Cultists of Nirrti who swear to their mothers that it's all good, we have sagging faces, and half mustaches, BUUUUUT, Nirrti is a God and we love her and, OH PEW PEW PEW, we got superpowers,...

Season 6 Episode 15: Paradise Lost Kids, Hallmark's got nothing on this episode.  You want to see a flirty will-they-won't-they burgeon into a full fledge Bromance on the edge of space!?  Full of lakeside chats, paranoid professions of love, and spiced up Arugula that might have a psychotropic effect, this episode will rekindle your belief in true, unadulterated love.  I think it's safe to say now...

Season 6 Episode 14: Smoke and Mirrors Jack is a cold-blooded Assassin!  Shooting Kinsey, offloading the gun, and whistling dixie right back at work as if nothing happened!  And his alibi of "fishing at the lake" doesn't cut it, cause we all know says yes to his entreaties to go fish.  Well, General Daddy believes him, and sends out the gang on various espionage missions to uncover the truth.  Get...

Season 6 Episode 13: Sight Unseen Okay, so, the gang find a big bug zapper on a planet.  They come back, Jonas starts seeing CGI bugs everywhere (not everywhere, like TWO of them).  The rest of the gang gaslight his ass, forgetting about the three episodes before where this same thing happened. Long story short, Colorado Springs gets put on a half-assed Quarantine, O'Neil fights with a veteran, sa...

Season 6 Episode 12:  Unnatural Selection Guys, We don't know how or why Hilo from BSG is ALSO  a (basically) Cylon in the Stargate Universe, but we're not going to question our good fortune.  We are going to question a couple other things, however.  Like why the Replicators ALL just chillin here?  What is the weakness these new Cylon Bots are trying to mechanize out of themselves?  And most impor...

Season 6 Episode 11:  Prometheus P1 Hey, listeners.  We are SOOOOO SORRRYYYY about the delay in uploads.  Computers were being repaired, families being attended to, authoritarian regimes to be readied for, you know how it goes.  Thanks for coming back.   Anyway, this is a pretty sweet episode about some Rogue Rogue NID, Simmons, and a Gou'ld putting one over on the gang, and stealing our one, not...

Season 6 Episode 9:  Cure So the gang go and visit a civilization that are DEF not Nazis!  Weird as hell, tho.  They got a super drink that cures diseases, and all they want in return is our rolodex of Goul'd Planets.  The gang is cautious. Then Jonas and Teal'c break into a warehouse, and Here There Be Gou'lds, all swimmin in the pools.  The Slurm is from them?  Eww. But where'd they come from? ...

Season 6 Episode 9:  Allegiance Folks, we got 3 factions (Tokra, Jaffa, Tau'ri) who all hate each other, in an unsafe and volatile environment, and being led by O'neill of all people.  What. Could. Go. Wrong! The Predator.  That's what! Pretty fun episode.   ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 6:54 - 24 Seconds 7:49 - Episode Debrief 1:05:36 - Were We Comforted 1:06:00 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:10:22 - Next Episo...

Season 6 Episode 8:  The Other Guys This is the Red Shirts Episode!  Where a couple of nerds and SG-1 Fanboys decide they need to rescue the Gang from the clutches of a Gou'ld.  Things somehow go their way as they clamour through air ducts, and find the prison cell.    O'neill's PISSED though, as this was all part of a secret plan (which they failed to tell the wayward scientists on the planet). ...

Season 6 Episode 7: Shadow Play The gang roll back to the Planet Colonic where the continent Jonas Quinn is from wants to trade some of their Naquadria for some of our sweet ass guns and planes.  Apparently a big war is brewing between the three continents and poor Colonic is the odd one out.   That's all the backstory we get though, cause we're too busy hanging with DEAN STOCKWELL, Jonas's old me...

Season 5 Episode 6:  The Abyss When O'neil is kidnapped by Balls and is horrifically tortured and killed and brought back to life in a neverending loop, Daniel Jackson rolls in, now an ethereal angel, and does the only thing that a Best Friend does when their Friend is going through such trials and tribulations:  Asks him to join his Cult! Meanwhile O'neil's actual friends make a plan to help him...

Season 5 Episode 6:  Nightwalkers Samantha Scully, Jonas Mulder, and Teal'X visit a normal Oregon town, and get all weirded out when everyone's a little stand off-ish and wearing just flannel.  Hello!?  This is 2002 PNW.  Nothing to see here. Well, there is a bit.  A shady biotech company, missing persons, and sleepwalking Gou'ld babies.  Oh wait, still 2002 PNW.   ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 4:26...

Season 6 Episode 4: Frozen Kids, do you like the movie The Thing? How about Prometheus?  Is The Fifth Element your favorite movie?  If yes to any and all, you will like this episode.  It's got isolated bases in Antarctica.  It's got defrosting alien life forms.  It's got philosophical queries into the origins of the human species.  And most importantly, it has Multipass Girl, or the closest they c...

Season 6 Episode 3:  The Descent So the gang find themselves in the Anubis Ship where Thor was interrogated, and ultimately, digitized.  See, it ended up around Earth, and while that poses some serious plot holes, we don't think about it.  What we do focus on is the random Jaffa who code the ship to crash into the Ocean, the sweet water scenes where everyone almost drowns like, three times, and Ja...

Season 6 Episode 1:  Redemption (Part 2) Mean Girl Dr. McKay gets so humbled and allows Carter to finally really see Jonas Quinn, the Daniel Jackson who was right under the Gate Gang’s noses all along! He gets a major glow up and kind of saves the day, total Prom Queen vibes. Since Teal’c was plot deviced off world, he’s able to get to Anubis and destroy his Earth Attack 6000. Nice! Also, Teal'c's...

Season 6 Episode 1: Redemption P1 Jonas Quinn of planet Colonics slow walks down the stairs and he is beautiful!! Just kidding, he’s still mousy and just the sociopolitical nerd next door. SG-1 is looking for a Prom Queen.  All while being spammed electronically by a new Anubis weapon!  They even bring back slimey McKay to also not figure out what to do till Part 2 Oh, also, wife of Teal’c has die...

Season 5 Episode 22: Revelations The most important thing that happens in this episode is seeing a 30,000-year-old Asgard found in stasis on an old ship because remember how they’re degrading from over-cloaning themselves? They HELLA undersold that. Thor gets mind-melded to Anubis’s ship and the Asgard calvary show up and chase away Anubis so, that’s that for a big bad with such a big build up. Ev...

Season 5 Episode 21: Meridian Daniel Jackson has a pity party extreme all because he’s definitely dying a painful death for having saved a planet Colonic from self-destruction ala naquadria experiments. He definitely does die though. Like, the end, that’s it, no more Deeej to kick around. Except that he’s an egg-drop-soup-but-in-air-instead-of-water being of light now. And also corporeal in Season...

Season 5 Episode 20: The Sentinel So over on Latona we have your basic planet of these guys: “Yo, our forebears made us a cool shieldy kind of thing and then we all got real, super dumb and have no idea how it works. Well, except that one guy NID murdered.” The result? Of that plus not being Daddy’s favorites? SG-9 is dead and SG-1 has to get some a-holes out on work release to help fix the set of...