Sexy Unique Podcast

An August miracle! Lara and Carey decide to hit the stu one more time this week for an extra special FREE bonus episode. They discuss LA's recent earthquake streak and Ellen Degeneres's $100 million house sale (and her possible Heads Up). Plus, a Pompeii double header including newly unearthed skeletons in a permanent place of clutch, Madonna renting out the ancient city for her 66th birthday part...

Lara and Carey ditch their hot topics segment for Lara's update on a shoncking twist in her Roman Holiday. Then on the final episode of RHODC ever the ladies reel from the seismic fallout of the Salahis crashing the White House state dinner. Michaele and Tareq find themselves in a media blitz from Matt Lauer to Larry King, all the way to the Capitol, where they are called before a Congressional he...

Lara and Carey discuss Michaele Salahi's newest foray into Black Widowdom, this time at the center of a lawsuit alongside her Journey guitarist husband Neal Schon, the fall of Buca di Beppo, and a rogue Swiftie Horde in Poland. Back on RHODC, the Salahis prepare for their big debut at the White House State Dinner for India. Lynda hosts a fashion show for the biggest designer in Burkina Faso, Cat a...

Lara and Carey are back in LA, and a new chapter begins in the brand new Sexy Unique Podcast studio! New stu. Same lols. Larz and Carz react to their plush surroundings, in a spiritual and physical sense. Then they discuss the transphobic psychosis surrounding Week One of the Paris Olympics, the untold horrors at the bottom of the Seine River, the big d*ck pole vaulter, and JK Rowling's black mold...

Lara and Carey are back from Summer Tour, and live to tell the tales. They discuss their weary acceptance of Los Angeles, Lara's review of "Longlegs" AND "A Quiet Place: Day One" (SPOILERS!), Jax checking into a mental health facility and Rachel weighing in, "See Him F*ck" porn, Gwyneth's Year 9 rain dance and the alleged TRUE STORY of Derek Blasberg's P**pgate, the human trafficking bust at San D...

Lara and Carey discuss a new development in the Todd and Julie Chrisley prison saga that could see Julie's sentence greatly reduced, and Carey tries to exorcise his fear of state of perma-panic over medical bills and the IRS. They also discuss the new Sherri Papini series on Hulu and white women in their 30s being afraid of getting sex-trafficked. Back on RHODC, Cat and Charles's marriage continue...

Lara and Carey discuss a modern-day Nostradamus in Brazil with enough chin and lip filler to create a planet, a new investigation into Matthew Perry's death involving Brooke Mueller and Raya, Kelly Bensimon's recent turn as a runaway bride, Jlo flying "coach," and more. Back in the District, Mary and Cat lament their mother's guilt, including Mary's mounting concerns about Lolly's habit of breakin...

Lara and Carey discuss the latest celeb singer to botch the National Anthem and her stan-worthy response to the haters, Carey's spoiler-free view of Longlegs, Michelle Rodriguez back to doing what she does best: showing off her bisexual abs on a yacht, Tom Cruise passing the star torch to Glenn Powell, the meteor that flew over NYC, Sandoval's new demented lawsuit against Ariana, Rachel Leviss wei...

Lara and Carey discuss Netflix's new Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders docuseries and the feminine urge to be a nurse tending to a child in a vegetative state by day and an underpaid professional cheerleader by night. They also talk Larz's upcoming Italian journey, Europe's healthy relationship with death, and a new reason for headshots that every American should invest in. Then back at the Salahi winery...

Lara and Carey reunite (over Zoom) as Larz makes her grand return to the US... just in time for the assassination attempt of Donald Trump. They discuss the insanity of the county in the last 4 days, feckless politicians and Hillary Clinton (surprisingly) serving c*nt, FINALLY discussing Poopgate feat. Derek Blasberg and Gwyneth, the memeification of Kamala Harris, and more. PLUS, a Reader Mail fro...

Lara and Carey discuss Princess Kalina of Bulgaria's foray into bodybuilding, and way more European royals should follow suit, then discuss a true crime story that might be too horrific to even capture America's love for horrific true crime. Where is Nancy Grace when you need her?! On RHODC, Stacie reveals a painful development in her own origin story, Mary throws Ted's salon opening party and get...

Lara beams in from Roma to chat with Carey about her adventure so far, harrowing tourists, the kindness of Italian gays, the trailer for Doute's metaphysical horror movie, Nightbitch , Lily Allen starting an OnlyFans for her feet, Hunter Biden's failson glory, Tom Schwartz's bone-chilling bedroom setup, the big question mark of Twisters, the eternal power of Helen Hunt and more. Plus Reader Mail a...

Lara and Carey discuss Justin Timberlake's attorney going rogue in the wake of DWI-Gate, a British woman's Viking princess psychosis, Chat GPT's mid ass singularity, a Boeing fiasco in Oklahoma and more. Then it's back to Washington we go: Stacie and Jason invite Tareq and Michaele on a last minute trip to Paris, Cat and Charles fight over Goldman Sachs, Lynda continues to dig into her Salahi trut...

Lara and Carey discuss Lara's nightmare seat mate on a recent flight and her playing out her Italian horseback riding fantasy in Rome, the demented presidential debate and what's next for our crumbling Republic, Lauren Sanchez scouting apocalypse bunker locations in her helicopter and the glorious delusion of living in Katy Perry's "Woman's World," the new Beverly Hills Cop movie entering the "We...

Carey and Lara discuss the terrifying tale dueling vacation homes in Maine, where a wealthy summer resident was driven to poison her neighbor's trees. Then back on RHODC, Tarq treats Michaele to a series of birthday surprises which may or may not be real, Mary's patience for her adult daughter's huge dog is wearing thin. Cat convinces Mary to join her at the Salahi winery for horseback riding. The...

Carey and Lara discuss how their fateful decision to watch 9/11 videos on YouTube ruined their dream of a perfect afternoon Diet Coke. They also discuss a woman falling off a treadmill and out a gym window, the spooky story of an American gay who went missing at Pride in Spain, Ariana Grande under fire over a Jeffrey Dahmer confession, Travis Kelce and Tom Cruise's bromance, a pro-tennis player's...

Lara and Carey are back from tour and ready to embark on their new recapping journey, but first they discuss the Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy/JFK Jr. renaissance on social media and the new book documenting their messy-ass marriage, Justin Timberlake's DWI in the Hamptons and the celebrity urge to drive drunk, anti-oil activists defacing Stonehenge, and more. Then Larz and Carz head back to the halcyo...

Lara and Carey talk being back in LA after their first international live show, LA's wildfire season startin' again, tsunami proofing the Pacific Northwest, Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez in their swinger era, Kanye West's harrowing reno of a Tadao Ando house in Malibu, rich person lore, watching the Kardahsians in hospice, Tom Brady's single chicken wing "cheat meal," how a newly born white buffal...

Behold, a deep cut from the vault of Lara's early podcasting days as the co-host of Pumped Podcast , the first podcast dedicated to discussing Vanderpump Rules . Pumped Podcast only lasted for 48 episodes, but it spanned seasons 3-5 of VPR : An undoubtedly simpler era, when the cast lived in West Hollywood and the Witches of Weho were running amok. On this particular episode, they set their brooms...

Lara and Carey discuss Lara's newfound respect for JoJo Siwa after seeing her perform at Pride, and Carey continues his late-to-the-game Summer House recap, lamenting the woe of Jules in season 4 and Carl's new teeth. They also discuss Billie Lee's war with Kyle Chan and Victoria Lee Robinson, the lol-free cabal of celebrity actors living in the West Village, Katie Holmes serving nothing and every...

Lara and Carey recap the finale of season one of The Valley aka the best show on television. First, they discuss mammograms, nitrous bliss, parking tickets in Italy and Amanda Knox back on the hot seat once more, the Fall of the House of JLo, and the daemons plaguing Carl Radke. Back in the San Fernando Valley, Brittany and Jax set up for the grand opening of Jax's tavern, and Jax's mean streak ag...

Lara and Carey discuss turning the subjective truth of turning 40 in 2024, Lara's three night Dead & Co. residency at the Sphere, Las Vegas Brain Worms, a surprise Instacart delivery from Hetero Hell, c*nty A.I,, Jax and Brittany's public diaper faux pas, Carey's propensity for spilling water and his newfound love for Summer House , the problem with RHONJ and more. Then they recap VPR Season 1...

Lara and Carey discuss the joy of slot machines and quasi-sobriety in Las Vegas, Kim Kardashian burnout and her Actors on Actors with Chloë Sevigny, and the voyeuristic splendor of Buying Beverly Hills. Meanwhile, Janet's babymoon from Hell is soon coming to a close, and the men take one last fishing trip onto the lake while the girls throw Janet her actual baby shower. Danny gets blackout drunk a...

Lara and Carey talk Larz's 40th birthday in Vegas, a new billionaire's deep sea submersible era and Carey's fear of the icy depths, holding Kim and Kanye accountable for North West's flop performance in a live production of "The Lion King," the continued conspiracy theories about Kate Middleton, and more. Then on the THIRD AND FINAL part of the VPR season 11 reunion, James and Sandoval square off...

Lara and Carey discuss the social media grace period before people can start posting about their European vacations, Jax Taylor's DAY DAYTE with a well-known Instagram model and the enduring power of big jugs, the unique despair of Memorial Day, Carey's obsession with the German TV show "Babylon Berlin," the recent John Galiano doc, Furiosa: A Mad Wigs Saga, Lara's rewatch of Fatal Attraction and...