Sexy Unique Podcast

Lara and Carey are back in the stu to recap her big night interviewing reality royalty at the Us Weekly party: she talks her roses and thorns, existential surprises, and whether or not the VPR/Valley cast snubbed her. They also talk the new French horror movie “Red Rooms,” the harrowing Diddy-adjacent lawsuit against Kanye West, Azealia Banks vs Julia Fox and Hollywood’s worst kept secret. Listen...

Carey and Lara discuss another horrifying chemical explosion outside of Atlanta, a British clergyman who died doing what he loved (getting high on poppers/ecstasy), and a man illegally cloning giant demon sheep at his Montana ranch. Then on RHOC, Terry gets his “deviated septum” fixed while seams in his and Heather’s picture-perfect marriage have a hot mic moment. Jenn and Ryan go shopping for the...

Lara and Carey discuss how nothing is certain in life but death, taxes and Jessica’s Chastain’s urge to wage war against brands on X, the Scandinavian reporter who exposed Blake Lively resurfacing again with weird 2012 Anne Hathaway interview, and how in a shonking turn of events, next year’s Met Gala theme might actually be good. Back on the Real Housewives of Milwaukee, the ladies get ready for...

Lara and Carey discuss their (actually) successful rave-hosting gig this past weekend, Lara’s (spoiler-heavy) recap of “Joker: Folie à Deux,” Carey’s surprise reconsideration of “Grotesquerie,” Billy Belichick’s May/December romance, Al Pacino’s downer reveal about life after death, Sam Ronson and Cassandra Grey’s shocking breakup, and a Diddy update involving his mom. Listen to the full episode A...

Lara and Carey discuss the new European euthanasia pods for couples setting the world ablaze, California’s lawsuit against Exxon Mobile and their gaslighty response, and the recently discovered natural (and cheap) cure of male pattern baldness. Then on RHOC, Shannon continues to reel from her lawsuit with Johnny J, Heather and Alexis head to the GLAAD Awards, Katie and Tamra’s daughters bond over...

Lara and Carey discuss Carey’s upcoming LASIK, getting older, and Lara’s favorite new TikToker and his mysterious rash saga. They also talk Jax and Brittany’s messy custody battle. Back on RHOSLC, the women head to Milwaukee for Wild Rose’s big drag soirée (with Mary traveling there, separately, of course). There they just visit the Bobblehead Factory and a casino, where Meredith drops a bomb abou...

Carey and Lara are back from Texas and recap their live show at a church, their BBQ and Tex-Mex splurge and feeling G*d’s presence. They discuss the ‘Industry’ season finale and speculate on what’s next for our favorite finance psychos, Kim Richards’s recent 51/50; Lala Kent’s not-so-surprising relation to Zac Affleck, Katie Maloney‘s shoppe future, Gwyneth Paltrow & Brad Falchuk’s anniversary...

This Episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Thank You Rediscover your curiosity, with BetterHelp. VISIT: https://www.betterhelp.com/sexyunique today to get 10% off your first month ____________________________________________________________________________ Lara and Carey give a tight recap of Industry, then discuss the flop second moon arriving in Earth’s skies this fall, T. Swift’s shoncking Jeffer...

Lara and Carey discuss Carey’s Beeptress behavior on the chaotic Los Angeles freeway; Anna Delvey gets an ankle-monitored boot from DWTS, JoJo Siwa’s high fashion photoshoot, Ellen’s Comedy Special, and Naomi Campbell’s alleged charity infraction.  Then on RHOSLC, Lisa takes to the G Wagon with Bronwyn and Heather to gossip and order Wendy’s. Heather and Wild Rose make shaky amends, Bronwyn introd...

Lara and Carey discuss THE SUBSTANCE, Stephen Baldwin’s bone chilling Instagram presence and his perceived warnings to Justin Bieber, the wild UAP book “Imminent,” El Chapo’s wife fresh out of prison and onto the runway in Milan Fashion Week, Earth getting a second moon, Scheana’s stolen 2009 Nissan, and a climate change-borne 'unidentified seismic object' causing a mega-tsunami in Greenland. List...

Carey and Lara are back in the OC, but first, they’ve got a buffet of topics to dive into: NY Mag reporter Olivia Nuzzi’s sexting affair with RFK Jr, the splendor and horror of Moo Deng, haunting new footage of the Titan submersible wreckage, Ryan Murphy’s new Menendez Brothers show on Netflix, incest p*rn, and society’s weirdness about twins.  Then on RHOC, the women finally board a private jet t...

Lara and Carey are back from their respective NY vacations — Carey recaps his inaugural Fire Island journey and Lara recounts her hustle and bustle NYC adventure. They also list new air travel grievances, including a passive aggressive seat mate and the tyranny of parents traveling with children.  Then Larz and Carz head back to Utah for season FIVE of SALTY UTAH QUEENS! Still in the shadow of Rea...

Lara and Carey are back for a combined RHOC 7 & 8 recap, but first they discuss the glorious emergence of Jen Affleck, Rachael Ray slurring through a Tony Bennett anecdote, Joaquin Phoenix awkwardly highlighting Gaga’s Joker 2 weight loss at the Venice Film Festival, one drunken meteorologist’s war against her former employer, and Tamra taking to social media to weep about Vooki. Back in OC, t...

Lara and Carey are back behind the paywall to discuss Elle McPherson’s holistic approach to cancer, the exquisite horror of Fyre Fest 2.0, and Matt Damon and JLo bonding at TIFF over the man of their dreams. Plus iconic new reader mail including a Loadtember cheating scandal, another love-swindler Italian man, and two more harrowing tales of children being served alcohol.   Listen to the full epis...

Lara and Carey break down another round of harrowing topics, including a humanoid robot for the home — complete with a hellish, obsidian face, a haunting signal heard aboard the ISS, a California neighbor crumbling to the ocean, and Tamra Barney’s shocking face lift updates.  Back on RHOC , the ladies prepare for competing Girls Trips: one to Tamra’s Big Bear cabin and the other to the La Quinta e...

Lara and Carey discuss seminal crook Tom Girardi officially being found guilty of fraud; they also chat about the masculine urge to feign fragility on trial. They talk the Biden family curse (big meaty d*cks), Yolanda Hadid’s rancher cosplay in the A.D. tour of her Texas mansion, and Matt Lauer’s daughter pulling a Shannon Beador in the Hamptons (drunk-crashing her car into something and then flee...

Lara and Carey are back in the stu for a long recap of Hulu’s  Secret Lives of Mormon Wives , featuring a gaggle of soft swinging twenty-something Mormon women and their gay husbands. They also discuss Casey Anthony’s new alleged sports bar romance and Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s cringe-worthy behavior at the US Open.  Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + vi...

Lara and Carey are back for more Orange County splendor, but first they discuss more developments in the terrifying case of the infant killing PhD student, Casey Anthony’s sports bar purgatory and her babe?supreme doc on Peacock, and Vicki’s new trademarked Puerto Vallarta watering hole, aplty named “Whoop It Up!” Then on  RHOC , Heather and Terry discuss which of their four homes they want to liv...

Carey and Lara reveal a shocking new BleepGate twist, and the irresistible urge to impersonate a journalist. They also discuss Vooki Gunvalson's near-death experience and her lost two hours. Back on RHOC , Gina and Jenn pick up post-coffee date, with Gina fuming over Jenn's squatter turn. Then the ladies convene for Emily's Flag Football game, much to their (and our) chagrin. Alexis continues to t...

We have arrived... in Loadtember! Lara and Carey celebrate the end of August, as they look September right in the eye. They discuss Glenn Close's iconic turn in Lee Daniels's The Deliverance, their unwavering love of Vox Lux, and a slew of new horror movies yet to come, including an A24 starring none other than Brandy. They also do a deep recap on the beauty and horror of MAX's new show "Chimp Cra...

Lara and Carey are back with a second recap of season 18 of RHOC, but first they have some ground to cover: a Russian man getting gored by a female bull for good reasons, a Massachusetts town on lockdown from a mosquito-borne pestilence, a new epidemic of children accidentally being served alcohol at restaurants, and more. Back in the OC, Alexis and Shannon continue their cold war at Heather's New...

Lara and Carey return for one more recap of the maiden voyage of Real Housewives of DC. They discuss Lara's love affair with Waymo, a woman's breastmilk popsicle emporium, Ryan Seacrest's ex-girlfriend's shards-war against American Airlines, and Jeremy Madix's marijuana trafficking bust in Florida. On the final part of the RHODC Reunion , Tareq enters the fray with little fanfare as the Salahis fe...

Lara and Carey discuss Lara's upcoming stint inside a Harmonic Egg, Carey's confusion over 5G, and the spooky allure of Topanga Canyon. They also talk the first official death of Burning Man 2024, Dr. Deb Medicine Woman, Alex Consani making history, Lady Gaga's cofffee order reveal, Ben Affleck's alleged friendship with Kick Kennedy and his chaotic dick power, Jax Taylor leaving rehab early, and J...

Lara and Carey are back and the ides of August remain as harrowing as ever. They discuss a new AI rendering of Christ: A new twist in the Shroud of Turin, Mary Magdalene as the original F*g Hag, pansexual Jesus, sinister gay Judas, wound-p*ssies + more. The Real Martyrs of Orange County have returned: Shannon Beador continues to heal from her drunken joyride into a house. Jenn faces foreclosure on...

Lara and Carey discuss compartmentalizing in the face of the the Stassi renaissance that will soon befall us all and Michelle Pfeiffer joining the Taylor Sheridan extended universe. On the part one of the RHODC reunion, 4/5 of the cast prepare to go to war against Michaele Salahi. The timing of her MS announcement is questioned, as well as her standing as a Redskins cheerleader, among other things...