Sexy Unique Podcast

Lara and Carey head back behind the paywall to discuss the CEO assassin that has the nation's collective tongue wagging. They also cover the mystery drones terrorizing the New Jersey suburbs each night, Lara's Sunset Blvd journey in New York, the power of Nicole Scherzinger, Jay-Z in hot Diddy water, America's laissez-faire relationship with rap*sts, and Hawk Tuah’s seismic crypto blunder. Plus, h...

Lara and Carey are back from the open road to finish out Q4 with a bang (and a whimper). They discuss Carey's harrowing Disney World adventure and Luigi Mangione, the alleged United Healthcare CEO assassin capturing the imagination (and bussies) of Americans everywhere. They also talk the possible TikTok ban in January and why the powers-that-be want it gone for good.  Back on RHOSLC , the ladies...

Lara and Carey are back in the Old Testament to discuss a favorite of contemporary nut-bags everywhere: the Book of Leviticus. But first, they discuss “Conclave,” the male urge to wear a dress and claim divinity, nuns with an agenda, and more papal divas. In “Leviticus,” all the world’s a burnt offering, and God gets painfully specific with Moses and his favorite muse Aaron on the best ways the Is...

Lara and Carey are back with another trip down Old Testament lane, this time venturing into the dour and c*nty splendor of the Book of Exodus. First they discuss the LDS Church buying up farmland as Climate Change looms; Larz and Carz each pitch themselves for a spot on a hypothetical, post-apocalyptic commune. Back on The Bible, Exodus begins with Moses thwarting death after being discovered by P...

Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON . Lara and Carey pick up where they left off with Moses and co. still wandering around the original Burning Man Playa. First, they discuss how Vanderpump Rules fits into the Old Testament—specifically Doute. They also talk a cringey new AI Jesus taking tourist meetings in Switzerland....

Lara and Carey go back to the start, with part 2 of Genesis. They discuss Jacob's golden child Joseph (of dreamcoat fame): sold into Egyptian slavery by his jealous brothers and mourned by his cabaret legend father. With the odds stacked against him, Jacob thwarts seduction by the Pharaoh's wife and quickly rises the ranks from imprisoned seer to Prince of Egypt, while setting us for Exodus. They...

TICKETS TO OUR CHICAGO AND NYC CHRISTMAS SHOWS HERE! Lara and Carey head back to the beginning... of time! Introducing Sexy Unique Bible Study. Starting with Book of Genesis (PART I), God gets off his ass and works hard over the course of six days, which he will consequently use against us all for eternity. Things get messy from the get-go, of course... from Adam and Eve getting kicked out of the...

Lara and Carey are back in the Old Testament to discuss a favorite of contemporary nut-bags everywhere: the Book of Leviticus. But first, they discuss “Conclave,” the male urge to wear a dress and claim divinity, nuns with an agenda, and more papal divas. In “Leviticus,” all the world’s a burnt offering, and God gets painfully specific with Moses and his favorite muse Aaron on the best ways the Is...

In our final installment of Ocean Omelettes, Carey and Lara head back behind the Orange Curtain one last time in 2024. But first, they discuss the already iconic “Wicked” interview starring Cynthia, Ariana and a Queer Media Journalist holding space. They also talk Ellen DeGeneres fleeing to the UK with a new disguise and Kim K’s utterly apocalyptic sexy photo shoot with the new Tesla robot.  In a...

TICKETS TO OUR CHICAGO AND NYC CHRISTMAS SHOWS HERE! Lara and Carey are back for RHOSLC but first they discuss Jake Paul and Mike Tyson’s big Netflix boxing match, why boxing exists at all, the new IRA show “Say Nothing” on FX, North Korea’s harrowing sonic weapon terrorizing South Korea, Katie Maloney making it Insta-official with her emo boyfriend, and Rachel Leviss quitting podcasting and datin...

Lara and Carey are back behind the paywall for a regular ol' bonus episode. They discuss the spectacular November vibes in California, the Autozone fire in Hollywood this weekend and LA's love affair with a casual plume of smoke. Lara reveals her shocking breakup with Splenda and Carey considers eventually quitting smoking (again). They also discuss Guru Jagat in depth, Argento movies, a Canadian...

TICKETS TO SUP'S HOLIDAY LIVE SHOW IN CHICAGO & NYC Lara and Carey are back to recap the season finale of Real Housewives of Orange County , but first they discuss the transcendent new Netflix doc about Martha Stewart, the saga of Guru Jagat, consummate rat James Comey and the Axis of Haters trying to keep SheEOs down. Behind the Orange Curtain, the ladies assemble for cursed Bravo activity ax...

Lara and Carey reunite in the studio post-Lara’s Italian adventure and Carey’s LASIK extravaganza. They discuss the worthwhile body horror of corrective eye surgery, Lara’s surprisingly soft reentry into LA, her odyssey to find a women’s size 42 slouchy boot and her newfound fashion plug in Milan. They also discuss the second Congressional hearing on UAPs and the existential gaggery they continue...

Lara and Carey are back with another trip down Old Testament lane, this time venturing into the dour and c*nty splendor of the Book of Exodus. First they discuss the LDS Church buying up farmland as Climate Change looms; Larz and Carz each pitch themselves for a spot on a hypothetical, post-apocalyptic commune. Back on The Bible, Exodus begins with Moses thwarting death after being discovered by P...

Star of stage, screen, and radio waves John Arthur Hill fills in for Carey as the studio's inaugural guest host! John and Lara discuss furry stowaways on Spirit Airlines, the dark underbelly of dentistry, and a TikToker getting "ran through" by 101 guys in one day. Back on RHOC, Jenn continues to rage against Tamra in Londontown. Not surprisingly Tamra deflects, and eventually the ladies end up di...

This week Lara records remotely while on Roman Holiday with special guest & travel companion, Michelle Collins. The two gals recap their ultimate Italian girls trip with tales of handbag returns, Martha Stewart sweaters, photo booths, sexy pharmacists, bird sh*t, salty bore meat and much much more.  Then on RHOSLC, the ladies head to Palm Springs via PJ for Todd and Bronwyn’s Anniversary. The...

Lara and Carey go back to the start, with part 2 of Genesis. They discuss Jacob's golden child Joseph (of dreamcoat fame): sold into Egyptian slavery by his jealous brothers and mourned by his cabaret legend father. With the odds stacked against him, Jacob thwarts seduction by the Pharaoh's wife and quickly rises the ranks from imprisoned seer to Prince of Egypt, while setting us for Exodus. They...

Lara & Carey check back in on the Orca's Cold War against humanity, as SeaWorld San Antonio suffers a devastating blow from a poop-wielding whale. They also discuss a certain nepo baby’s directorial debut and a bone-chilling story about an organ donor’s experience on the operating table.  Back on RHOC, Duchess Beador of Corona Del Mar cools down after her dinner fight with Tamra, as the London...

Lara and Carey record remotely as Lara spends her Halloween in Rome. They talk the Colosseum, the upcoming Vatican Jubilee (whatever that means), and Europe's ambivalence towards All Hallow's Eve. They also discuss a legitimately terrifying new twist in the Sarco su*cide pod saga and the power and glory of Lady Gaga's new music video. Then on RHOSLC, Lisa and Barlow's Alibaba showdown continues as...

Lara and Carey head back to the beginning... of time! Introducing Sexy Unique Bible Study. Starting with Book of Genesis (PART I), G*d gets off his ass and works hard over the course of six days, which He will consequently use against us all for eternity. Things get messy from the get-go, of course... from Adam and Eve getting kicked out of the Garden of Eden, to Cain and Abel's Menendez Brothers...

Lara and Carey kick off Halloweek by breaking down two areas of the Haunted Hayride of Life: the unstoppable entrance into old hag era and keto-salami constipation. They also talk communicating via dreams and the false promises of a demonic new exercise pill. Back on RHOC, the ladies Jet Blue Mint off to Londontown for Shannon's birthday; they embarrass the nation with intentionally bad British ac...

Medieval Era continues as Lara and Carey discuss the E-Coli outbreak via McDonald's hallowed Quarter Pounder, Diddy's alleged pink cocaine affinity, Dina Mazon's daughter calling out Aunt Caroline, Victoria's Secret's rindom comeback, the latest sex trafficking scandal involving Abercrombie & Fitch's CEO, and all roads leading back to Les Wexner. Later on RHOSLC, Angie K. hosts a "Mob Wives" p...

**Listen to this FULL episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON ** Lara and Carey discuss Smile 2 & Anora with a (spoiler-heavy) deep recap of both films. Lara reveals her recent interest in the studio side of Hollywood, and comes up with her best business mantra aka "Let''s just not!"  They also talk Catholicism consistently serving ca...

Carey and Lara feel the Halloween spirit and rate the most f*ck-able horror movie villains, from Chucky to Pennywise. Plus they break down one Canadian widow's revenge on her late philandering husband that involves eating his ashes. Later on RHOC, Shannon kicks off her 60th birthday with a trip to the most liminal backyard furniture store in California, as Ryan's allegedly illicit dealings continu...

Lara and Carey are back after being radicalized by the Sweat Tour, they talk Charli's star power and spotting a certain pop icon still in a Woman's World. They also discuss shocking new revelations in the the Elisabeth Finch docuseries on Peacock. Back in Utah, Mary's wayward son Robert Jr. makes a cameo, Lisa faces "bad parent" allegations by Hengie K, the Wild Rose uncovers the Alibaba Deep Thro...