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Lara and Carey discuss Something About Her's long-prophesied opening and the Eater review that may cement SAH as a star in the world of sandwich shoppes. They also talk the deadly turbulence that rocked a Singapore Airlines flight, the blood vial attack on the RNC in Washington, and the baby radicalizing the world by way of the Four Seasons Orlando. Janet's Babymoon from Hell continues on The Vall...

Introducing the first episode of Once Upon a Time in Nashville , a brand new true crime podcast produced by Lara. In 2018, Cornelia Rowe finds herself unexpectedly back in her hometown - and unexpectedly drawn to a story about the strange death of Leigh Terry: a beautiful Southern belle with whom Cornelia attended high school. As she begins looking into what happened to Leigh, another story emerge...

Lara and Carey discuss the messy new chapter in Ariana and Sandoval Valley Village House of Horrors legal saga, and speculate on how much longer Vanderpump Rules really has left. Then they get right into the intense second part of the VPR Season 11 reunion, with Lala and Katie "Bins" Maloney continuing their tête–à–tête, as Ariana is drawn in. Meanwhile, Schwartz gets dragged on a cosmic level by...

Lara and Carey discuss their recent trip to the Ren Faire and all the sordid sights they took in, including horny Furries, shockingly hot shirtless Vikings, Casey Anthony lookalikes, overpriced BBQ and the most iconic TikTok-famous dom top beer wench in all the realm. They also talk Something About Her's Rom Com-themed menu, Lara's Katie Maloney sighting, Andy Cohen outing Nancy Pelosi as a Deadhe...

Lara and Carey discuss Lara's Steve Buscemi getting punched in NYC as the punch epidemic continues, the trailer for the Dune prequel TV series, Carey finding his gender representation in the Bene Gesserit, and Sarah Paulson's revenge on the actress who tried to ruin her life. Back on The Valley, Jasmine calls out Janet's friend Simon for spying on Zack at Doute's James Mae event; Janet and Zack's...

Carey and Lara are back with the first reunion recap for Vanderpump Rules Season 11, but first, they discuss the latest airline disaster at Seattle-Tacoma airport, Lara's emergency exit plane from a burning plan, Selena Gomez being the Doute of the celebrity world, King Charles's scary but actually c*nt new official portrait, and more. The VPR cast assembles nearly a year after the cacophonous hor...

Lara and Carey break down the latest Something About Her drama, as Lara recaps Chef Penny's interview with The Sun rebuking Ariana and Katie's claims. They also talk a horrifying twist in the famous "The Dress" saga, Jo getting blocked by Schwartz, Doute getting dragged by Alyssa Edwards , the sinister resident queer on Selling The OC's Sean and his iconic streak of terrorizing his cast mates, Ame...

Carey and Lara discuss Cardi B's cringeworthy red carpet blunder at the Met Ball, Kim K's need to squeeze, Guinness Book of World Records gay roots, and more. Back in the San Fernando Valley, the group remains adamantly anti-Doute (and Luke). Jax and Brittany's shaky peace after their disastrous DATE NIGHT ends abruptly at Janet's outdoor hibachi GAME NIGHT, where Britt's sake-borne GERD divides t...

Lara and Carey discuss RFK Jr's brain worm admission, an evangelical pastor's sinister sermon twist, a perfectly preserved dinosaur fetus in a fossil egg, the biblical urge to think the world is only 6,000 years old, and the gay urge to visit the giant fake Noah's Ark in Kentucky. On the season 11 finale of VPR, the crew continues their love affair with foggy SF, and head to brunch minus Sandoval...

Lara and Carey discuss not knowing who's who anymore at the Met Gala, Bella Hadid's Safe -esque health scares and soft-launching a vaguely Euro accent, Kendrick Lamar and Drake's wild weekend of diss tracks and pedo allegations, celebrity beefs coming back in vogue, Faye Dunaway being in the zeitgeist, the highs and lows of Tom Brady's Netflix Roast, the time Lara pranked Carey on video, Ariana's...

Lara and Carey discuss Sexsomnia: a rare sleep disorder turning afflicted people into unconscious sex pests, and a thirty-something woman who got busted for living as a 13-year-old girl for almost a year. Back over the hill, the crew, still at the Mondrian dinner, has whiplash from their brawl with Doute and Luke. Michelle announces the alleged rumor Kristen has been "protecting," and not everyone...

Carey and Lara talk Drew Barrymore's cringe-fest interview with Vice President Kamala Harris, Richard Simmons's beef with Barbra Streisand over her Ozempic comment on Melissa McCarthy's Instagram, and the Renaissance Fair beer wench dom topping her way to internet fame. On the PENULTIMATE episode of Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Scheana and Tom team up for a musical act at Kyle Chan's brand launch b...

Lara and Carey discuss Lara's brush with lettuce-wrought food poisoning over the weekend, Brittany and Jax's bone chilling appearance at the White House Correspondents Dinner and what it means for our shaky Republic, Anna Wintour's Met Gala Ultimatum for Lauren Sanchez, the Chelsea Handler RHOBH rumor and which second tier cities are ready for a Real Housewives franchise, South Dakota Governor Kri...

Carey and Lara discuss Taylor's polarizing new behemoth album and its surprising muse, the military's so-called "gay bomb" they tried to pull off in the 90s, Katy Perry's new gift from Elon Musk, and more. Over the hill in the San Fernando Valley, Kristen and Luke can't agree on where to raise their hypothetical children, and Doute dreads Luke's doomsday ranch in Colorado. Jasmine tries to encoura...

Lara and Carey discuss Stassi's upcoming book/manifesto, and ponder if one can't in fact have it all. They also talk a TENTATIVE opening for Something About Her, and their potential debut at the long awaited sandwich dream emporium. Then on VPR, the crew gets another dose of Jason "Jax Taylor" Cauchi, and the tried and true chaos that swirls around him. Jax and James plan a brunch at SUR, where Ja...

Lara and Carey celebrate Earth Day by discussing the possible extinction of mayo by the year 2043, food tasting worse in general, a tourist's death dive into an active volcano, VPR Jo's unhinged (and iconic) Instagram Live about Schwartz, monetary justice for the original Blair Witch Project actors, the "Nagbot" angry AI girlfriend trend, and more. Plus, explosive Reader Mail including a self care...

Lara and Carey discuss the new MotherGod-centric YouTube channel run by one of her most dedicated disciples, Love Has Won cult's continued tradition of iconically bad social media engagement, the cult that Douse would feel most at home. Meanwhile in the San Fernando Valley, the ladies head to Malibu for a girls night at Nia's friend's beach rental. Jax guilts Brittany about her drinking and her GE...

Lara and Carey are back for more VPR, but first, they discuss an escaped elephant in Montana, a genuinely gorgeous makeshift home perched above an LA freeway, the understandable reason Gypsy Rose Blanchard divorced her husband, a woman wheeling a corpse into a bank to commit fraud, DJ James Kennedy performing before Empress God TayTay, and more. On VPR , the crew reels from Rachel going rogue on B...

Lara and Carey get right into discussing their divided opinion of The First Omen, nuns serving c*nt, a man using ChatGPT to find the woman of his dreams on Tinder, Teresa Giudice and Luis's appearance at Coachella and the annual festival's increasing bleakness, the first luxury airline for people traveling with their dogs, the spooky confluence of historical disasters on April 15th, the mass psych...

Lara and Carey discuss Rogue Leviss and Jo joining forces, Nancy Grace's Diddy takedown, a blood-drained body found in an abandoned Italian church, and the unsettling story of a Dutch twenty-something's euthanasia wish. Back on The Valley, the disastrous Capri dinner continues, and Doute digs herself into a deeper hole. Zack avoids the hot seat, Jesse sees Michelle in a new light, the dads head to...

Lara and Carey discuss JoJo Siwa's polarizing rebrand and Monica Garcia's surprise pregnancy announcement. Back on The Valley, Doute's claims that Janet called Michelle "racist and a Republican" while dragging Zack into the mess.. Nia performs her Miss USA duties on a cruise ship, and Jesse and Michelle have their life coach over to talk about their weird marriage. Then, Jesse and Michelle host a...

Lara and Carey are back in the SUP studio as Lara recaps her trip to Germany, including her newfound love of the iconic Prince Ludwig of Bavaria. They also watch the new gagworthy trailer for Joker: Folie à Deux  and cringe at the memory of Stassi's social media blunder from her own Euro trip with Doute. Back on VPR, the psycho beach party finally ends when Schwartz takes Sandy to a nearby bar whe...

Lara and Carey record one more behind-the-paywall episode before Lara embarks on her German adventure. They discuss the ancient darkness of Tom Schwartz, a wild twist in the Havana Syndrome mystery, a brand new chapter in Tori Spelling's World of Chaos, an Arch Digest tour of Lisa Vanderpump's harrowing chateau in France, Joni Mitchell's journey with Morgellons, being in a place of "No" with WW3,...

While Lara traverses the German countryside, Carey enlists writer/VPR scholar Patrik Sandberg to recap the most explosive episode of season 11 yet. The two talk Patrik's run-ins with Courtney Love and Kelly Cutrone, eyebrows through history, Azealia Banks as our generation's Susan Sontag, Vanderpump conspiracy theories, meeting at a gay rave in New York, pyromania, and more. On VPR, Assistant Ann...

Lara and Carey talk Lara's upcoming trip to Germany, wormholing in WW2 content, updates in the collapse of Diddy's alleged Not-So-Secret Hell World of Sex Pestery, Jennifer Aniston and Sandra Bullock's day trip to the plastic surgeon, Lizzo announcing her departure from fame, Gypsy Rose Blanchard announcing her departure from marriage, the supernatural and cruel power of The Row, a new device that...