Sex Talk With My Mom

What do you do when your partner starts looking like Duck Dynasty? How do you tell a date that she's encroaching on your 6 foot social distancing radius? Does swallowing cum prevent Coronavirus? We delve into these riveting questions and discuss simple things like morning routines. We also read one of my dead dad’s letters to give you a taste for the humor he brought into our world. Need a better...

The incomparable comic, Jessica Michelle Singleton, joins us to talk sharting. She also shares with us how to find a partner thru a dating app, and then how to move in with them when a pandemic strikes. We discuss the pros and cons to fucking your neighbors, coworkers, and comics. We also both got therapists in the last few weeks. Time to celebrate! Want to hear more about Jessica Michelle Singlet...

Happy Mother's Day to all you cougar mamas out there! We celebrate this special holiday by reading from my mom's new book, F*ck Games, Date Cougars. She shares why you should be a "Cougar Lover" and dishes all the secrets as to how to get into a relationship with an older woman. All the while, she offers me semi-solicited dating advice. Happy Mother's Day, Moot! A special thank you to our favorite...

OUR 300th EPISODE! Holy smokes! We absolutely could not have had this many sex talks without your constant encouragement and love. To thank our listeners, we invited our Sneaky Freak fam to join us for a game of Never Have I Ever. We also take this opportunity to reflect on our favorite episodes to date. My mom admits to farting like a whoopie cushion after anal play. Here are some of our fav epis...

My mom loosens her extremely tight coronavirus prevention practices. Her first move? A hit of weed. This episode is a marathon of sorts, involving everything from a fight between the co-hosts to discovering that my mom is actually not into cyber sex. Additionally, I am ghosted for being too much of a celebrity. Please support our show during this crazy time by becoming a member of our Patreon fami...

Bachelor in Paradise winner, Taylor Nolan, joins us to discuss finding love and sex on a reality TV show! Not only has she been on the Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise, but she's also a licensed psychotherapist and hosts the podcast Let's Talk About It. She is NOT afraid to talk about it, and we get into the nitty gritty about what it's like to date in front of an audience of 5 million. To hear m...

My mom is not scared to have sex anywhere. She could be in a burning building and still find a way to get it on...and she did. I, on the other hand, was almost too scared to let a repairman into my home this week. Stay tuned to hear Mom's News about the relationship between corona and semen, and a riveting discussion about ticklish vulvas.  A special thank you to our favorite lube company, UberLub...

This is a WILD story featuring one of our own Sneaky Freaks! Krista went on a first date, made out, and woke up the next day with a cough. What does someone do in this situation? No, not panic. They decided to quarantine together and bang their Coronavirus away! A big thank you goes to Krista for sharing this hilarious story with us! We love chatting with you and welcome your quarantine stories th...

Mom suggests a new option for my dating life...Dolphins. Don't miss today's episode because we are joined by special guest DJ Jingle Jangle, aka Jerald, aka my brother. He mans the sound board and we have a party to celebrate love of all varieties. I put up my first thirst trap on Hinge and mom breaks out of quarantine. Woohoo! Please support our show during this crazy time by becoming a member of...

Comedian Nicky Paris' parents punished him for drinking by taking him out of the school play. To get back at them, he came out as a "raging homosexual." Despite his "raging" nature, he rarely has sex these days. I was thrilled to compare my lack of sex to his, and my mom diagnoses both of our issues. Nicky is absolutely hilarious and isn't afraid to let us into every detail of his sex life, from h...

Our friends at Shameless Sex shipped me a vibrating masturbator. I was so excited to use it that I forgot to sanitize the toy. I am now quarantining my cock for the next 14 days, which isn't much different than where it's been for the past year. My mom encourages me to start paying for cam girls and lectures me on where I should be jizzing in my apartment. What did you talk about with your mom thi...

That's right, kids! Mort the Ejaculator, the reigning STWMM title holder for most amount of daily ejaculations, returns! We invite him back to hear how COVID-19 has affected his practice. Have his ejaculations increased because he is now quarantined with his girlfriend? Or has the availability and stress lowered his numbers? Tune in to find out! Special thanks to Mort for cuming back on the show....

We take our best stab at analyzing my complex dream of banging a blowup doll. It has nothing to do with my being isolated from humans for 25 days. My mom shares some breaking news about condom production and guys who have masturbated to her. I begin my quest to find a quarantine bae before the second wave of Corona strikes. Stock up with the best lube, UberLube! For 10% off and free shipping, use...

What's better than sex? Weed + Sex! We welcome the world's leading cannasexual, Ashley Manta (XBiz's Sexpert of the Year 2020). We discuss the best ways to infuse your sex life with weed, even during this time when we should be kind to our lungs! She also shares some great tips for how to spice up your sex life in quarantine, including some expert examples of phone sex. Want to hear some of Ashley...

The coronavirus killed my libido. I am trying to remain healthy by cooking, meditating, and practicing yoga. Meanwhile, my mom is nonstop drinking, watching TV, and tik tok-ing. We debate whether it’s better to isolate alone vs. with a partner. My mom encourages me to get a mail-order bride. Looking for some online intimacy with sexy, amazing women? Go to MyGirlFund.com/Mom for a private and secur...

Comedian Ginny Hogan explains how to use phone sex to eliminate the Coronavirus blues. She gives us step-by-step guidance, from the awkward start to masturbation to the fake final orgasm. My mom also shares how she orgasms every time she has sex. We also learn about the time my brother busted her for sex messaging over AIM. A special thanks to Ginny Hogan! Make sure to grab her book, Toxic Feminin...

My mom says we always want what we can't have. Right now, some of us isolated loners can't have SEX! This coronavirus has us horny as he*l! We chat about what's been helping us get through this isolation and some of the gifts that this alone time has given us. Come hang out with us on Thursday, 3/26, at noon PT! You can find our Zoom hang out link at Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. Please help our s...

Life just got pretty topsy turvy and we're bringing you stories from people with some of the toughest jobs during the Coronavirus outbreak. We learn from Jess the Airport Bartender about how people are drinking in the airport during the crisis. We also reconnect with Erica and Milah of the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast to hear what it's like to start homeschooling your kids! We also discuss how to...

What. Has. The. World. Come. To?! My mother accidentally started recording a porno on Instagram Live. I spend an hour "researching" cam girls to figure out how I can become a cam boy. I also try to get a cyber girlfriend, while my mom pines away over Idris Elba. The isolation is getting to us! This Corona Season, boost your immunity with Billy's Infinity Greens! They make the best green superfoods...

HILARIOUS sex cartoonist, Katy Fishell, got eaten out with such intensely performative lip-smacking delight that she felt like a plate of Cool Ranch-blasted hotdog pancakes. We dissect her sex cartoons @Sex_Is_Weird and delve into her kinkiest experience at a German sex club. We talk about pursuing careers in art and comedy, and its impact on our love lives. Want more of Katy Fishell? Tune into ou...

It's my birthday! My mom shares with me some loving thoughts, like her belief that I have minuscule, grape-sized nuts. We give our own Coronavirus update, answer a ton of listener questions about cheating, and analyze some of my mom's most exotic sexts. Looking for some online intimacy with sexy, amazing women? Go to MyGirlFund.com/Mom for a private and secure experience! With our link, you can be...

Hilarious stand-up comic Neel Ghosh chats with us about taking someone's virginity, arranged marriages, and talking about sex with his Indian parents. I share about my horrendous experience with revenge sex. My mom ducks out of the way of a coughing Trader Joe's employee. Can't get enough of Neel Ghosh? Tune into our Patreon bonus episode at www.patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. You can find him on In...

We're done with listener incest questions! This week we are discussing important things like buying enough UberLube to get us through Coronavirus. My mom celebrates her 12-year anniversary, which honestly pales in comparison to her excitement about the new corona bunker that she's built in her apartment. I bomb at stand-up, but it's okay because I'm no longer neurotic about things. Prepare for Cor...

Hilarious stand-up comedian Sam Morril (Conan, Colbert, Comics to Watch) joins us to discuss the kinkiest thing he's done – a hint of anal fingering. He also shares stories about acting in The Joker, a therapist smashing a pint glass over his head, and losing to a mime on America's Got Talent. (Go mimes!) He's a rising star and one of the sweetest people we've talked to, and we get a sneak preview...

Things we learned this week: 1) Do not invite someone to a kinky porn film festival for a first date, 2) Do not ask someone for their number and say you'll sext them, 3) Do not go to a theater and sit next to someone who scrapes their dead skin onto you. This is the Monday Morning After Show, which means my mom and I are debriefing our weekends! If you want to enter our UberLube giveaway, leave us...