Sex, Drugs, & Spirituality

This episode is all about pursuing your dreams. It doesn't matter if other people think they're crazy, they're yours and sometimes thats all you have. Party.

Hush little baddies, don't you cry, Semonche's gonna sing you a lullaby. It's a beautiful song about "littles," adult diaper lovers, comfort, control, and a Phoenix, Arizona legend. Swaddle yourself up, put a binky in your mouth, and prepare to be soothed.

This episode digs deep and gets to the heart of the human condition. The ladies discuss time with family, hanging out at tattoo parlours, and most importantly Mr. Boombastic himself- Shaggy!

Odin, Mr. Wednesday, the all-father, or as Sidney likes to call him- Daddy. This guy, much like the ladies of Semonche, is on an unending quest for knowledge. Pop in those earbuds, climb onto your 8-legged steed, and ride into the wisdom of the 9 worlds!

Fall into a wormhole of cool shit! Life is messy but we're in it together, and we're going to have a great time.

Alcohol might be the most popular drug in human history. Depending on who you ask it's either good for your heart or it's pavement on the road to hell. Let's get into it and you can draw your own conclusions.

The Internet is destroying us all! But keep worshipping at its sacred altar, because it is the tool that unites the Semonche community. Thankfully, Shoe has some tips to help you make peace with this destructive force. Meanwhile, Sidney is disgruntled that a Dj whose name she can't pronounce refuses to go down on his wife.

Why are some people all about that daddy dick, while others like fruit plucked fresh from the vine? The ladies of Semonche work through several theories and explore all the hot celebs practicing intergenerational love.

He's going down, we're yelling "timber." R Kelly fucking sucks, so does NXIVM, and well, a lot of things in the world suck. But not this podcast, baby! Join Semonche as we learn how to laugh through our tears and tear down the bad guys.

Tulpas, the imaginary friends that you can set free. Fun brain activity, cure for loneliness, or fucking bananas? Dive in to find out!

The girls have been all over the Southwest since you l last spoke to them. Plus, Sidney has been dabbling in the stoner arts, and Shoe is going back to brown town baby!

Explore the many classifications and presentations of Necrophilia. Trigger warning: this shit gets dark.

The ladies of Semonche are her to pump you up! Shoe's had a birthday, and gotten a new member of the household. Sidney has a tin can.

DMT; spirit molecule, portal to other dimensions, bullet train to alien fuck town, or just a business man's trip? You gotta listen to find out.

What we got you got to give it to your mama.........and what we got is a bunch of updates, clean teeth, irrational fears, and one tiny kitten.

What's up with Prosperity Gospels? Does belief in God guarantee financial success? Should you skip the middle man and just worship money? Perhaps the only thing worth worshiping is a Cum Queen. The ladies of Semonche sort the whole mess out for you in this episode.

You think the Ladies of Semonche would ever turn their back on their Juggalo roots? Think again. Gather round for updates on R Kelly, NXIVM, and most importantly their personal lives.

Incest; long standing sexual taboo, popular royal practice, and burgeoning porn category. The ladies of Semonche are here to talk about incest throughout history, and why you probably shouldn't do it.

Ketamine; Fun party drug, powerful therapeutic tool, or overhyped bullshit? The ladies of Semonche dive into that K hole and bring you the answers.

Big announcements on this one! It's time to get in the game folks. You can interact with the show by emailing semonchepodcast@gmail.com or call/text 646-778-7743.

Monica Lewinsky is more than a headline or a joke. She's a bad ass broad; smart, ballsy, and back in the spotlight using her fame to campaign against cyberbullying. The ladies of Semonche discuss her back story, the scandal, and what she's up to now.

This episode is about major issues and minor triumphs. Dating, cooking, and Sidney's main boo, Satan him/her self, it's all in this episode.

Meditation; it's the talk of the town. Let the ladies of Semonche walk you through what it is, how it works and what it could do for your soul and your hole, and your soul.

Heather Locklear is going through it, karaoke is the great equalizer, there are other podcasts coming out of Phoenix, and so much more in this week's Between the Weeks with Two Freaks.

The ladies get into what salvia is all about, it's history, uses, and what the experience is like. They also take you on a tour de force of topics in the Semonche universe. You may need a space suit for this one, cuz it's a real trip.