Sex, Drugs, & Spirituality

Shoe is playing games with murder, Sidney is playing games with herself, and Belinda is super hot! Some people read tea leaves, others palms, but here at Semonche we stare deep into your urethra and tell you what's up.

That pussy be on lockdown! All joking aside, this is a serious condition that affects many women and their partners. In the spirit of Semonche (and Mr. Rogers) we are going to mention it so we can manage it.

WHOOP WHOOP! What's up with R Kelly? How did the ladies of Semonche fair on Valentine's Day? What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Some of those questions are answered in this week's Between the Weeks with Two Freaks.

Voodoo- what's myth and what's fact? 50 million people practice this religion, and yet we know nothing about it. Let's fix that!

The ladies of Semonche give you a rundown of everything you can do to have a great Valentine's day. Wether single or booed up, all of your holes will be satisfied.

A brief overview of objectum sexuality, famous cases, and maybe one of your hosts is objectum sexual!

BTWWTF: Shabbas by Sidney Delorean

The history of LSD, a modern entheogen. WHOOP WHOOP!

This episode has everything you could ask for; a hot NXIVM update, sexual confusion, and the girls spend 20 minutes breaking down a 3 minute youtube clip.

NXIVM, the so-called "Hollywood sex cult" is out there branding women and collecting their money. Spoiler alert, Sidney and Shoe HATE cults. Let us be the background noise while you cook yourself a balanced meal. Remember, proper nutrition is the key to staying invulnerable to shit bags with floppy hair and Jeffrey Dahmer glasses

The girls are on their way to female podcast success! Sidney is socially (but not sexually) active, Shoe is a domestic goddess and Debra is getting sexy.

Sidney is an empty vessel, and Shoe fills her up.......with knowledge of astrology! SPOILER ALERT: Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. Also, the girls explain the history of man, which mainly involves whittling, in less than an hour.

The ladies of Semonche went to a rave and wax poetic about fast food.

This episode is all about anal sex, the ins, the outs, and the shake it all abouts. We've set mood, get lots of lube, take care of your butt, cuz that's what's up.

You're favorite Spiritual Juggalos™ have so much good stuff to say. Plus, incase you are listening Paul Reiser, Sidney's phone number is 646-778-7743.

This episode is all about body modification. Shoe is okay with most of it, Sidney remains averse to anything other than your dad's dick.

Are the girls becoming Juggalos? You'll have to listen to find out! They also have all the Christmas music recommendations you'll need. So put some milk and cookies between your thighs and listen to Semonche while you wait for Santa to come fill your hole (and your soul).

Ibogaine, strong thighs and imminent disaster! This episode has it all.

Who is Kokopelli? You may think of him as just some dude on t-shirts your aunt wears, or maybe just an average fertility god. But could it be possible that this flute player R. Kelly's first incarnation on earth? You'll have to listen to find out.

Shoe took a wild ride and Sidney wants to ask a boy to the Sadie Hawkins dance. That and so much more on this Between the Weeks with Two Freaks.

The truth is out there! Sometimes aliens get in your holes and sometimes they raise your baby for you on a space colony. But don't be afraid, word on the street is that they are highly skilled lovers.

In this update, we find out how to test your MDMA pills, wether or not Shoe is schizophrenic, and what exactly "The Toe" knows.

In this deeply personal episode Sidney waxes poetic about her spiritual practice-which involves mushrooms, meditation, and for some reason, Disneyland. Shoe grants a reprieve from Sidney's bullshit by talking about other stuff and they bring it on home by talking about holes and souls.

We don't know what we're doing, but we're experts! In this special mini episode Shoe and Sidney discuss their feelings on past episodes and give you an update on their personal lives. Ahoy!

Settle in, drop your drawers and pour yourself a glass of toilet wine, because this episode is EVERYTHING. The girls delve deep into sexual role playing, and if this doesn't inspire you to live a more interesting life, we don't know what will.