Sex, Drugs, & Spirituality

Breaking news: The ladies of Semonche have stumbled upon an undiscovered word in the English language! This sacred word, pronounced "auto-nom-ous" has been buried for years only to be unearthed by Sidney and Shoe on their quest for greater wisdom.

Everybody is talking about it, what the heck is it? The ladies of Semonche get into ASMR and so much more!

Monkeys are appearing out of nowhere, Sidney is learning about magic, and Shoe has mastered the claw machine.

Poppers, AKA alkyl nitrates are a little known party drug. This episode gets into what it is, why people use it, and how you can safely pop your way into anal paradise.

Just a couple of gals, gabbing about life, love, and the pursuit of clear skin.

One Taste is a group that promotes "orgasmic meditation." The Semonche ladies are here to talk you through what the heck that is, and why many consider One Taste to be a cult.

Shoe has stoney thoughts and Sidney feels responsible for a death. It's business as usual at the Semonche headquarters and you wanna hear about it!

Shoe takes listeners on a journey through the 7 chakras and their meanings. Sidney gets increasingly agitated as the puddle of ass sweat beneath her grows. It's a can't miss episode!

The ladies of Semonche are here to talk to you about what's new in the Semonche universe. Reading coffee grinds, summer concerts, Bruce Willis, and self diagnosed brain abnormalities. Let's ruin the German language together!

Coffee: a beverage with a rich history, and a form of speed that's not only accepted, but encouraged for use in the workplace. Semonche is here to tell you where it comes from, how it works, and ways to use it.

The desert is super hot in the summer! Who would have guessed? But the ladies are overcoming this and other adversities. Be prepared to laugh, cry, and call the cops.

Hey Semonche-heads, Sidney here. Sorry for the delay in episodes. We try to do right by you, but life happens. My MacBook Pro died after 8 1/2 years of loyal service, so we plugged the sound board into my phone to record this for you. I'm out here, working my buns on the stairmaster at #planetfitness editing and posting pods. If you want to donate to the new computer fund, I'm on Venmo, Square Cas...

Just what is it about balloons that makes them so darn sexy? The ladies of Semonche are hear to spell it out and go over how one might incorporate balloons into their bedroom life.

Oh man! The ladies have so many updates for you! Bruce Killis has been doing hood rat shit, Sidney has been been on the road, and Shoe has an offer that you simply can't refuse.

There's a new addition to the Semonche shitlist: William Control. Intrigued by the headlines reading "Emo Sex Cult" the ladies try to decipher what the fuck is going on with this piece of shit. They also discuss warning signs of abuse and how we can keep each other safe.

Happy Hump Monday! Sorry, y'all, Monday has come a little late this week. Hopefully the anticipation makes it all that much sweeter. Dive in for all the scintillating updates.

Sure, everyone looks good in orange, but what else does it take to be a Hare Krishna? Sidney and Shoe are here to explain what else goes into this religion. Awaken your spirit!

What's your favorite type of plum? Are you paying retail when you could be shopping at Stein Mart? Your aunties are here to help you get your life together.

Bodies can be fickle and that goes from your head to your toes, and back up to your pickle. It's time bone up on boners and learn what can go wrong with your dong. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erectile_dysfunction http://danielcanfield.com/

What are love languages, and which one do you speak? Take a janky internet test to find out, or just listen to the ladies of Semonche talk about their results. None of it matters, but we all care very deeply about it.

Keanu Reeves isn't your average Hollywood movie star, he's also a beautiful soul. Dive in to Semonche to discover the splendor that lurks beneath the surface.

This show is all about family, well, that and bad accents. Shoe got some retail therapy with Belinda, and Sidney is as petulant towards Debra as ever. They may also discuss sex, drugs and spirituality, but you'll have to listen to find out!

Designer drugs can seem like a fun legal loophole, but it could be too good to be true. The ladies of Semonche are here to give you the lowdown before you decide that bath salts are the new black.

Wether you're masking your pain, masking for pleasure or just plain masking for trouble, this is the podcast for you! Life is a bumpy road, but if you position yourself right, it can feel pretty darn good.

In this super deluxe episode, Sidney and Shoe explore the history of divorce, Alec Baldwin, and their own lives.