Episodes

Episode 34: Hot Riverdale Dads to the Rescue 10.05.2018 1:15:15

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 34: Judgement Night (or Judgement Day, or The Killing of a Sacred Deer) by Shepard Boucher; directed by Cherie Nowlan Little Red Riding Hood defeats the wolf. The walking dead return. The saint is sacrificed for the snakes.

Episode 33: Small Fry is Looking for Payback 03.05.2018 1:19:18

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 33: Shadow of a Doubt by Yolanda E Lawrence; directed by Gregory Smith The tension train is barreling through Riverdale; a steady build that will only end when the boiler explodes. Veronica goes recruiting. Betty takes on a new mystery apprentice. Archie loses control of his creation. Meanwhile, isn't there supposed to...

C2E2 2018 Recap 29.04.2018 1:45:10

Our annual trip to our local comic (and etc.) convention was a great time, and we'd like to share it with you! Here's what we saw, did, and bought at 2018's Chicago Comic and Entertainment Expo. Below are links to just about everything we mention: https://comicvine.gamespot.com/tom-king/4040-49258/ Cook https://katiecandrawblog.wordpress.com/ http://oneshotpodcast.com/ Guardians of the Galaxy Pane...

Episode 32: They're Also Mobsters 26.04.2018 1:12:24

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 32: Prisoners by Cristine Chambers; directed by Jennifer Phang Cheryl agitates for police abolition as our heroes kidnap their enemies. Plural! Unknown to one another! One of them dies! I love small town living.

Episode 31: Thespian Terrorism 19.04.2018 1:25:54

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 31: A Night to Remember by Arabella Anderson & Tessa Leigh Williams; directed by Jason Stone Do Me a Favor and Open Your Heart to the musical episode. The Destruction was A Night We'll Never Forget, Once You See Unsuspecting Hearts. I Remember How Those Boys Could Dance, And Eve Was Weak. Carrie, You Shine. Why Not Me I...

Bonus 7: Segment Special 14.04.2018 44:37

Let us help ease the wait in this last break by bringing back some old segments! First, we give Archie's original appearance the Digest the Digest treatment. Then, we look at Midge's shift from Page to Screen. We finish with another fanfic about what adventure Polly might have found in Thornhill.

Episode 30: God and Gucci Willing 29.03.2018 1:11:46

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 30: The Noose Tightens by Britta Lundin & Brian E. Paterson; directed by Alexis Ostrander Nana Rose and young love will not die. Archie's loyalty and arm will not bend. Alice's house and eyebrows will not fall.

Episode 29: *Exasperated Grunt* 22.03.2018 1:04:30

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 29: Primary Colors by James DeWille; directed by Sherwin Shilati Veronica runs for office. Archie runs his mouth. Cheryl runs for cover.

Episode 28: War Baby 15.03.2018 1:10:34

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 28: There Will be Blood by Aaron Allen, directed by Mark Piznarski Everyone references their favorite Robert Redford movies as it's time to pick a new mayor. Meanwhile, the Blossom fortune is divided and the Lodges' secret comes out.

Episode 27: Kisses To All 08.03.2018 1:08:24

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 27: The Hills Have eyes; by Ross Maxwell, directed by David Katzenberg Our heroes test their unbreakable bonds on a remote retreat, the rest of the teens discover that life goes on without them. Was Cheryl's bombshell a dud? Is anyone telling Kevin the truth? HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS NEW MOVIE "LOVE, SIMON"!?

Bonus 6: The Musical 03.03.2018 1:02:11

With Riverdale's February break nearly over, we look ahead to the most anticipated event in television history: Riverdale High's production of Carrie: The Musical! We break down the casting notice and cast bios, then discuss what we think each kid used for their audition pieces. Just, let us be theater nerds, okay? We don't get all up in your business about whatever your thing is.

Doctor Pou 25.02.2018 0:47

Apologies to Delia Derbyshire

Episode 26: Typical Cooper House Lunacy 08.02.2018 59:58

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 26: The Tell-Tale Heart by Michael Grassi; Directed by Julie Plec Archie makes a choice. Mayor McCoy clears her schedule. Spring cleaning comes early to the Cooper home. The next episode of Riverdale airs on March 7, but we're planning to release two special episodes over the break!

Episode 25: Papa Poutine 01.02.2018 1:03:55

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 25: The Wicked and the Divine by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Rachel Talalay Archie is a dedicated young employee, even helping his new boss dispose of some greasy leftovers. Jughead checks on how his patient has been healing. Veronica finds the Lord.

Episode 24: Video Gigolo, Webcam Boy, Cyber-Trick 25.01.2018 1:10:05

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 24: The Wrestler by Greg Murray & Devon Turner; Directed by Gregg Araki Riverdale's neon melodrama cuts close to home with an episode on the legacy of genocide, the destruction of racist monuments, and the appropriation of these struggles. Also, horny teens do goofy shit.

Episode 23: Fascist Barbie 18.01.2018 1:14:04

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 23: The Blackboard Jungle by Britta Lundin & Brian E. Paterson; Directed by Tim Hunter The Cooper family grows, along with Riverdale High class sizes. Archie gets deputized. Is this the most honest buck a Blossom has ever made? What if "fantasy fulfillmen" just means birthday clown? Does Serpents & Swords suffer from ca...

Memory Lane 4: Archie Meets the Punisher 02.01.2018 55:27

This episode covers Archie Meets The Punisher; a comic by Batton Lash, art by John Buscema and Stan Goldberg Twenty-three years before our beloved show hit the air, there was another experiment at mixing the Archie gang with a contemporary, gritty tone with drug trafficking, a vigilante killer, and Miss Grundy getting all horned up. This book became infamous for its cover alone, but it turns out w...

Episode 22: Ho Merry Ho 14.12.2017 1:07:01

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 22: Silent Night, Deadly Night by Shepard Boucher; Directed by Rob Seidenglanz The Hood is revealed! But first, Jughead takes up amateur surgery, Cheryl learns to budget, and Veronica founds a DSA chapter. Which teen strikes you as a Bernardo? Does FP buy any home decor that isn't "as seen on TV"? How old is too old to...

Episode 21: Brawny and Devoted 07.12.2017 54:55

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 21: The House of the Devil Riverdale's hottest club is The White Worm. Founded by refugees from the Salem Witch Trials, they only serve alcohol to parties including minors. This place has everything: Retirement parties, woefully inappropriate karaoke, and the Snake Dance (that thing where you join a gang by making peopl...

Episode 20: The Reckoning is Upon Us 30.11.2017 1:00:36

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 20: Tales from the Dark Side by James DeWille; directed by Dawn Wilkinson This episode is a tale in three chapters. After the recap we try some Jingle Jangle and do an old-fashioned trip report. Has Archie Found his spirit animal? What terror lurks in the hearts of janitors? How many hotel rooms can one mayor have?

Bonus 5: Riverdale Roulette 23.11.2017 35:28

Who is the Black Hood? We leave no stone unturned to find the true culprit. Listeners also contribute their own theories. Rules for Riverdale Roulette: -Hit random page on the Riverdale Wiki. The character or set of characters that come up is/are the Black Hood. Explain how. -Pages for actors count as their characters. -Re-roll on pages for places, events, episodes, or other non-characters.

Episode 19: Little Straws of Death 16.11.2017 1:01:07

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 19: Death Proof by Tessa Leigh Williams & Arabella Anderson; directed by Maggie Kiley Relationships get repaired as cars head for wrecks. Ever successfully dump the guy you like, but have the crazed murderer keep clinging? Is the Sugar Man defeated by dissolution in water? Were The Ghoulies founded as a The Crow fanclub...

Episode 18: Guardianship of the Beast 09.11.2017 57:57

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 18: When a Stranger Calls by Aaron Allen; directed by Ellen Pressman (CW: This episode features an attempted rape) Something is rotten in the state of Bughead. Nick isn't very saintly. The Hood arranges a scavenger hunt of tears. What's your serial killer ringtone? When buying shoes to perform in, do you test kick someo...

Episode 17: Wilbur Wilkins 02.11.2017 52:57

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 17: The Town that Dreaded Sundown by Amanda Lasher; directed by Allison Anders It turns out Betty inspired the whole town back at the Jubilee. Archie gets to know his neighbors better. Veronica makes the #1 design on TeeFlurry

Episode 16: We Will Hunt You 26.10.2017 1:04:41

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 16: The Watcher in the Woods by Ross Maxwell; directed by Kevin Sullivan Archie begins a club for service-minded young beefcake as Kevin trawls the darkness for love. The Black Hood makes his presence known while Hiram advances his plans in secret. Who mind-wiped Jughead between his first South Side enrollment and now?...