Episodes

Episode 52: He is a Yummy Snack 28.03.2019 1:23:52

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 52 The Raid by Greg Murray & Ace Hasan; directed by Pamela Romanowsky Jughead takes charge. Archie takes on charges. Betty charges ahead. Cheryl gets charged.

Episode 51: Are All of You This Miserable? 21.03.2019 1:27:28

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 51: Big Fun by Tessa Leigh Williams; directed by Maggie Kiley The day Grant has been waiting for sonce before it was announced has arrived: The Riverdale gang does Heathers: The Musical. The world is different than it was before. Whose college fund is paying for all this? When do they run their blocking? Is arson the ho...

Episode 50: Enter the Kraken 14.03.2019 1:33:35

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 50: American Dreams by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Gabriel Correa Archie's in a battle royale and Cheryl and Toni are in a carnal marathon. That can only mean one thing: an episode about bringing closure to strained relationships. Why the fuck not.

Episode 49: Do We Get to Carry Guns? 07.03.2019 1:20:55

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 49: Fire Walk With Me by Aaron Allen, directed by Marisol Adler Archie looks to the next generation. Veronica and Jughead finally do it this time. Kevin finds a new exfoliating technique. This is also the episode where we share our thoughts and feelings on the sudden passing of Luke Perry, and it's the hardest thing we'...

Episode 48: Cute Gay Farmies 28.02.2019 1:18:35

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 48: Requiem for a Welterweight by Michael Grassi; directed by Tawnia McKiernan Hiram's back on his feet and hungry for business. Archie strikes a deal of his own and has to survive the consequences. Alice finally takes the plunge. All this and more, including a preview of our next new podcast! https://www.drivethrurpg.c...

Bonus 12: Heathers 20.02.2019 1:26:48

[This is an updated version of this episode to include a Content Warning for talk of suicide, date rape, eating disorders, and abusive relationships] We love musicals. It's a fact of life. In what is now an annual tradition, Riverdale will have a musical episodes as the teens of Riverdale High put on Heathers: The Musical in the upcoming Chapter 51: Big Fun, airing March 20th. In this bonus episod...

Episode 47: A Lot of People Have had Sex on that Cot 14.02.2019 1:20:56

We thought we only took a week off, but in the meantime the entire central cast changed! Let's catch up on how Season 3's events have affected the peripheral teens in this return to Riverdale's strengths. How did you schedule that many adults for a game night on the first try?

Bonus 11: Glenbrook 07.02.2019 1:14:29

Hello listeners! Grant is home alone, so he decided to phone a friend. This bonus episode is all about Glenbrook, the teen drama playbook for Final Bid, the cinematic auction game (available for purchase March 2019). The person in the other side of the phone is Jacob Randolph, who wrote the other 90% or so of Final Bid. How do you take the best parts of Riverdale, and other stories like it, and tu...

Episode 46: I'm Going to Pretend I Believe you Idiots 31.01.2019 1:28:39

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 46: The Red Dahlia by Devon Turner & Will Ewing; directed by Greg Smith The night was darker than my coffee, and twice as bitter. The kingpin had fallen, and it was my job to see what landed in the gutters. My old lady was jawing with her old man about his old lady putting down other old men. And the last straight shoot...

Episode 45: I Just Want to Go to College 24.01.2019 1:31:45

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 45: The Stranger by Brian E. Paterson; directed by Maggie Kiley Archie ran all the way home from the hospital and found a town he doesn't quite fit in anymore. Three deadly attacks, four hidden identities revealed, and one test that will change your life. It's just another week in the town with pep!

Episode 44: They Imprinted on Me 17.01.2019 1:18:49

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 44: No Exit by Arabella Anderson; directed by Jeff Hunt Riverdale returns from a hiatus with an episode that finishes strong, though we spend most of our time talking about the rocky start. Archie plays with his imaginary friends. Jughead is an ineffective manager. Veronica expands her workforce.

Episode 43: Drop the Butter Knife, Bitch! 13.12.2018 1:17:07

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 43: Outbreak by James DeWille; directed by John Kretchmer It's a race to the finish for the big year-end cliffhanger! Veronica and Cheryl try to learn the truth before they learn proper technique. Betty tries her hand at module design. Toledo is the family reunion capital of the world.

Episode 42: My Warrior Board 06.12.2018 1:03:02

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 42: The Man in Black by Janine Salinas Schoenberg; directed by Alex Pillai Come to me, and listen thee, to our stories three! Archie discovers new ways to fail at hidden identities. Veronica discovers new ways to keep a business afloat. Betty discovers her teen sleuth powers can only take her so far.

Episode 41: Granola Bars, Juice Boxes 29.11.2018 1:11:31

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 41: Manhunter by Cristine Chambers; directed by Rachel Talalay Betty goes solo while Jughead fails to contain a crisis. Archie dabbles in cosplay, and the plot curdles. Has Veronica finally learned what The Innocence Project does? Is the Gargoyle King known for elaborate pulley systems? WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THAT TO...

Episode 40: I'd Recognize Those Abs Anywhere 15.11.2018 1:07:19

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 40: The Great Escape by Greg Murray & Ace Hasan; directed by Pam Romanowsky Archie escapes the Punch Pit for the warm, damp comfort of the Sex Hole. Jughead ascends from narrator to author. And do I hear wedding bells?

Episode 39: Fizzle Rocks 10.11.2018 1:08:17

Our timelines have merged, and we're back with a recap of Chapter 39: The Midnight Club; written by Tessa Leigh Williams; directed by Dawn Wilkinson It's story time for Betty as Alice dishes on all her friends. Who was kissing who, who had the latest drugs, who could really rock a doublet, who murdered their principal, all that classic high school gossip. Swords & Serpents sheets: www.dropbox.com/...

Bonus 10: Time Travel! 07.11.2018 23:11

So I found this cassette tape in the back of a closet. I think you might get something out of it. There's this kid talking about Jughead having a time travel adventure and that seems like fun. Swords & Serpents sheets: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ssnw6uv8a26d9s9/AADorDgXSEisti9noLNCo0dma?dl=0 https://www.patreon.com/wolfsamurai

Bonus 9: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Episode 1 31.10.2018 1:09:49

Blessings of the Dark Lord be upon you. In place of our weekly chaos we observe the feast of Samhain and deliver a recap of the first episode of The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: October Country by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Lee Toland Krieger

Episode 38: Thank You Hellcaster 25.10.2018 1:17:01

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 38: As Above, So Below by Aaron Allen; directed by Jeff Hunt Archie gets tapped until he feels tapped out. Veronica says good night to her family. And Jughead finds the greatest horror of all: drinking alone with a desperate person.

Episode 37: Why Are You Not in School? 18.10.2018 1:09:38

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 37: Fortune and Men's Eyes by Michael Grassi; directed by Jeff Woolnough Life on the inside is hard, so Archie tries to make it like life on the outside. Unfortunately, he failed to consider that life in Riverdale High sucks too. Is this too many clips spliced in? You can tell us, it's fine.

Episode 36: He's Real, the Gargoyle King 11.10.2018 1:12:01

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 36: Labor Day by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Kevin Sullivan Riverdale returns to all the high stakes it left off on... by skipping three months. Archie prepares for the future. Betty finds religion. Jughead picks up his best friend. Have these kids been breaking the law so often they have no idea how it even wor...

Bonus 8: Predictions Report Card 28.08.2018 1:06:15

Riverdale has a reputation for wild swings and unpredictability. Anything can happen. After recapping every episode we give our best guesses to what will happen next. If our predictions are actually accurate, does that mean Riverdale is more consistent with better follow-through than most people will admit? Or are we just that good? (It's both) Join us for Gextra Life 2018! A 24-hour dive into the...

Memory Lane 6: The Death of Archie 10.08.2018 1:24:47

This episode covers issues 36 and 37 of Life With Archie by Paul Kupperberg, Art by Pat Kennedy, Tim Kennedy, and Fernando Ruiz Years before the teens of Riverdale dealt with adult situations on TV, they dealt with them as, well, adults on the page. Life With Archie ended with a bang as Archie bled out on the waxed Chok-Lit Shoppe floor, and we're here to tell you all about it. Then, we conclude o...

Memory Lane 5: Unsold Archie Pilot (1964) 24.06.2018 1:16:50

Riverdale may be the first live-action Archie series on TV, but it wasn't the first attempt. Well, neither is the one we're talking about, but it's the oldest one we could find. This mid-60s attempt at adaptation was actually pretty good for its time (if you're into that sort of thing). Should Weatherbee be one of Fred's patients? Is lying contagious? Who stole Jughead's identity and where did the...

Episode 35: Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here 25.05.2018 1:44:33

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 35: Brave New World by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Steven A. Adelson The finale is here! After the tension breaks, the teens are left to pick up the pieces. Attorney McCoy corners a specific market. Hal has company. Hiram finally makes friends. Also features the second chapter of All the Snakes of the Forest! ht...