Episodes

Bonus 15: Hedwig and the Angry Inch 25.03.2020 1:12:40

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast We are two weeks from Riverdale's return, and that's about how much time it takes to prepare for a musical episode. This week we talk about the 20 year journey of Hedwig from a rock club drag character, to an international sensation of stage and screen. We also run through each song and how Riverdale might use them, and also go over the promotiona...

Bonus 14: Katy Keene 18.03.2020 1:07:47

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Katy Keene Chapter 1: Once Upon a Time in New York by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa & Michael Grassi; directed by Maggie Kiley It's spreading. There are now two Archie COmics-inspired shows on the CW in primetime, and today we're talking about the second. Three young dreamers live together in the big city trying to make it big, while...

Episode 73: Where is Jonathan? 12.03.2020 1:12:32

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 73: The Locked Room by Aaron Allen; directed by Tessa Blake Jughead and Betty spend an hour telling you stuff you already know from watching previous episodes of Riverdale. Wait a minute, that's our job!

Episode 72: FORGET ABOUT THE BURGERS 05.03.2020 1:14:42

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 72: To Die For by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Shannon Kohli This episode is about the tragic lengths one journalist will go to when the price of the truth is the loss of her family. Also there's some Jughead murder stuff I guess.

Episode 71: It's Incredibly Complicated 27.02.2020 1:13:19

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 71: How to Get Away with Murder by Arabella Anderson; directed by James DeWille It's good to have a friend like Betty, who knows exactly how to hide a body so it never gets found, can arrange a whole town's movements to avoid suspicion, and can swap fake evidence into FBI custody no problem. She's a role model!

Episode 70: Don't Hate, Alleviate 20.02.2020 1:16:27

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 70: The Ides of March by Chrissy Maroon & Evan Kyle; directed by Claudia Yarmy After nine months of waiting, Jughead has died. You know it's serious because the central cast was all in the same place at the same time.

Episode Nice: Snapped Tubby in Two 15.02.2020 1:09:16

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter Nice: Men of Honor by Ariana Jackson; directed by Catriona McKenzie Archie suffers a concussion large enough to convince him to be a normal person, while Veronica rolls back all her beliefs from a powerful guilt trip. All this and more as Alaina uses what little voice she has left in a cloud of germs.

Bonus 13: Disney World Trip 05.02.2020 1:18:29

As we said last episode, we are not home to put out our usual content, but we did have something to share. When this episode drops we will be enjoying Galaxy's Edge at Disney's Hollywood Studios. This bonus episode follows the process of planning a Walt Disney World vacation, the reasons we had for making the choices we did, and a few pieces of advice you might find useful, or at least entertainin...

Episode 68: Tap Those Scumbags like Maple Trees 30.01.2020 1:41:50

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 68: Quiz Show by Ted Sullivan; directed by Chell Stephen Betty tried to return a gift. Frank works out the details of a loan. Kevin earns Riverdale's highest hourly wage.

Episode 67: I Boxed a Bear 23.01.2020 1:21:38

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 67: Varsity Blues by Aaron Allen; directed by Roxanne Benjamin It's been weeks since we spent time with our kids and suddenly they're football champions. Archie prescribes his uncle some advice. Betty collects quotes. Cheryl can't go a week without starting a new feud.

Episode 66: TT, Prepare the Chloroform 12.12.2019 1:40:18

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 66: Tangerine by Brain E Paterson; directed by Gabriel Correa Fangs Fogarty is back on the show and nothing I can put in this description is more important than that. Riverdale will return in six weeks.

Episode 65: Three Mutineers 05.12.2019 1:05:59

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 65: In Treatment by Tessa Leigh Williams; directed by Michael Goi FINALLY! ADULT SUPERVISION!

Episode 64: Dickenson Crime Clan 21.11.2019 1:18:35

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 64: The Ice Storm by Arabella Anderson; directed by Alex Pillai Betty has sodium-powered sex. Archie saves lives by endangering them. Cheryl proves that she is the biggest South Park fan of all.

Episode 63: Frosty Pajamas 14.11.2019 1:23:05

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 62: Hereditary by James DeWille; directed by Gabriel Correa Hiram is back in town, which means Archie gets menaced and the Lodges are torn apart. Meanwhile Betty gets in touch with the video gigolo and Jughead witnesses the least interesting suicide of all time. This episode not brought to you by anything we mentioned,...

Episode 62: Tracey True 07.11.2019 1:24:16

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 62: Witness for the Prosecution by Devon Turner; directed by Harry Jierjian Kevin and Betty go to killer camp. Archie forgot to bake the calms. Jughead aims far below his reading level. Veronica forgets how the law works, or maybe she knows better than any of us.

Episode 61: I'll Get the Shovels 31.10.2019 1:22:35

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 61: Halloween by Janine Salinas Schoenberg; directed by Erin Feeley Trick or treat, Archie's beat, Jughead can't stay on his feet. That's right, all the spooky happenings finally have an excuse as Halloween descends on Riverdale. Is hazing out of control at our elite institutions? Has Nana Rose become a pirate? Did you...

Episode 60: I Overestimated the Financial Pull of Your Pectorals 24.10.2019 1:34:25

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 60: Dog Day Afternoon by Ace Hasan & Greg Murray; directed by Greg(ory) Smith Things are coming to an explosive end as the fourth season rockets toward its conclusion. Wait, you mean this is only the third episode? This is how this season STARTS!? Sweet Elijah...

Episode 59: Raw Keto Vegan 17.10.2019 1:32:18

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 59: Fast Times at Riverdale High by Michael Grassi and Will Ewing; directed by Pamela Romanowsky After a week's pause, it is time to dive in to the season 4 plot of Riverdale. Jughead becomes a class traitor. Veronica goes to desperate lengths to fill the seats. Reggie has a subplot of his own; isn't that nice?

Episode 58: Fred Andrews will Always be a Part of Riverdale 12.10.2019 1:09:48

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 58: In Memoriam by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Gabriel Correa Season 4 begins with the moment we've been anticipating for months: the death of Fred Andrews and a tribute to Luke Perry. Riverdale becomes starkly real, as the hyperreality gives way to the grief and work that come with losing family. There are no j...

Memory Lane 7: Archie's Weird Mysteries 03.10.2019 44:43

Riverdale returns soon, but we returned first! In this bonus episode, we talk about the first episode of Archie's Weird Mysteries, a kids' cartoon celebrating its 20th anniversary today. What of the whole town of Riverdale was threatened by an evil, deadly conspiracy, but it was certified safe for the little ones? You'd probably have to involve starchy veg and a future Broadway superstar.

Episode 57: Wait, I Still Don't Get It 17.05.2019 1:29:10

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 57: Survive the Night by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa & Michael Grassi, directed by Rachel Talalay It's finale season, and this year that means everything happens. Our heroes LARP for their lives. The Farm's ascension may be surprisingly literal. Why have one huge cliffhanger to tease season 4 when you can have three!

Episode 56: Yeah Ronnie, Your Dad Sucks 09.05.2019 1:26:49

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 56: The Dark Secret of Harvest House by Cristine Chambers & James DeWille; directed by Rob Seidenglanz The identity of the Gargoyle King is revealed! The Farm's true harvest is revealed! Veronica's greatest plan is revealed! Won't someone think of the children?

Episode 55: So Why Don't You Take Your Shirt Off? 02.05.2019 1:33:04

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 55: Prom Night by Britta Lundin & Devon Turner; directed by David Katzenberg Spring is in the air, and that means only one thing is on our high school cast's minds: the various murder plots, cults, and conspiracies they're entangled in. They also make time to attend the Junior Prom.

Episode 54: Jason Jr 25.04.2019 1:33:11

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 54: Fear the Reaper by Janine Salinas Schoenberg & Will Ewing; directed by Alexandra La Roche Betty infiltrates The Farm. Jughead plays a high-stakes game of G&G. Archie buries himself in guilt. Wait, wasn't there supposed to be a new episode this week?

Episode 53: I Chloroformed You 18.04.2019 1:16:49

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 53: Jawbreaker by Brian E. Paterson & Arabella Anderson; directed by Gabriel Correa We come back from our break to ratchet up the tension. Archie fights a 'roid monster. Jughead falls into a puzzle trap. Betty takes hostages.