SEX ARCHIE

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 94: Next to Normal by Tessa Leigh Williams; directed by Ronald Paul Richard This year's musical episode succeeds by hewing tightly to the plot of the source material, which explains why the subplots are where it all gets a big shaggy. Let's get haunted by some memories and put an at-risk youth in the riskiest possible h...

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 93: Dance of Death by Devon Turner; directed by Nathalie Boltt This week, everything happened. But the thing that happened the most is Chad dying of a terminal case of sucking ass. And that's beautiful.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 92: Band of Brothers by Janine Salinas Schoenberg; directed by Robin Givens We now return you to a Riverdale previously in progress. Jughead is getting in his steps. Veronica hurts her husband. Archie gets a very important phone call. All hail the bee queen.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 91: The Return of the Pussycats by Janine Salinas Schoenberg; directed by Robin Givens Remember one of the show's biggest problems? The one that's not fun to talk about? What if we fixed it for one night only and hoped that made the whole thing go away. Fun to watch, though.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 90: The Night Gallery by James DeWille; directed by Mädchen Amick On a dark and stormy night, Cheryl weaves three tales meant to sell paintings and get her ex back. Archie sees dead people. Betty sees dead people. Jughead sees fake people.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 89: Reservoir Dogs by Evan Kyle; directed by Gabriel Correa Riverdale finally shakes off that post-break and dives straight in. Archie learns the darker side of an Air Bud. Reggie also gets a third job. Kevin pays his dues in the regional arts scene. Tabitha learns to make money through thirst traps. This episode is ded...

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 88: Citizen Lodge by Brian E. Paterson; directed by James DeWille This show is based on comics, it's shocking we haven't seen a whole episode origin story yet. This week that changes as we learn all about Hiram's relationship with his father and his shoes.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 87: Strange Bedfellows by Aaron Allen; directed by Tessa Blake After a 19-week midseason break, Riverdale returns to remind you of not only recent events, but a lot of season 4 stuff we thought was over and done with. Betty shares her favorite Mp3, Cheryl finds her own personal Jason, and this is how Veronica wins.

In less than two weeks, Mobile Suit Gundam Hathaway will reach a global streaming audience. A brand-new adaptation of a 30 year old novel from a 40 year old franchise with a reputation for dense lore can be an intimidating, so we're here to get through what you'll probably want to know before watching. No promises though.

Happy anniversary! To celebrate a year of trapped travel, we're covering a place we've both been in the before times, and fulfilling one of our top listener requests to boot. Medieval Times Dinner Tournament is famous for its pick-and-choose approach to historical "accuracy", and that one Jim Carrey movie. Let's see what experience we can share from its website, and what insights we glean from the...

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 86: The Pincushion Man by Chrissy Maroon, directed by Gabriel Correa A midseason finale can only mean one thing: Maximum madness at maximum speed. Betty stabs her ex in a party game. Archie gives a school tour with a body count. Jughead sees the face of god within a burger.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 85: Destroyer by Ace Hasan; directed by Rob Seidenglanz Betty drives forward with a stiff offense. Kevin is scrambling. Jughead, for now, avoids getting blitzed. Did we mention this one's all about football?

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 84: Lock and Key by Arabella Anderson; directed by Rachel Talalay Step right up for the HOTTEST and SADDEST boys you've ever seen! Every relationship is tested in a swingers' party where everyone pairs up with someone they've been with before. And yes, there continues to be aliens. https://satellitehigh.bandcamp.com/alb...

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 83: Fire in the Sky by Ted Sullivan; directed by Gabriel Corrrea Toni and Cheryl fight over how to raise their kids. Archie founds a fire department, rescues a guy, and stops his friend from doing a murder. Betty IDs two murder victims and lays out a full investigation. Jughead disinters an alien corpse. Veronica create...

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 82: Back to School by Ariana Jackson, directed by Gabriel Correa The new setting finds a familiar groove this week, as we introduce alien abduction, a new mystery, and horrible financial mismanagement. Is there anything football can't fix? http://scanlinemedia.com/2021/02/25/mechanista-in-g-rx-75-4-guntank/

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 81: The Homecoming by Michael Grassi; directed by Steven A. Adelson We hate this episode. Are you happy now? All this time and it happened. I bet you feel so smug. Go on, say "I told you so". I bet it feels reeeeeal good coming out your mouth. That shower scene though, damn.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 80: Purgatorio by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Steven A. Adelson Deep into the future, the year is 2021. Our cast is reunited by the most terrible thing that could have happened: a well-earned retirement. I guess they really needed something to distract them from how terribly unhappy their mid-20s all are. https:...

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 79: Graduation by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Gabriel Correa Our traditional finale arrives, replacing the churn of bizarre mysteries with a moment for fallout and the difficulties of friendship. The final rituals of school life are complete, and these characters that have only flourished as teenagers over 75 ye...

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 78: The Preppy Murders by Janine Salinas Schoenberg & Devon Turner; directed by Gabriel Correa So Riverdale's big season plot conclusions are usually in the penultimate episode, but in this case that means the second episode, which means everything from season 4 matters, even though that's behind us. Look, people die an...

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 77: Climax by Ace Hasan & Greg Murray; directed by Pamela Romanowsky Scratch the cover of season 5 and you'll see the remains of season 4 underneath. We're back in the thick of it as the auteur mystery hits its height and the teens have one last big dance. Normally I put jokes in here, but I just missed these kids so da...

We are one week from a new season of Riverdale, but more importantly, it has been 20 years since the theatrical release of Josie and the Pussycats. A hyper-color satirical farce about pop music and consumerism, Josie and the Pussycats has an uncanny ability to predict the future while being inextricable from its present. This is how you sound smart when talking about a Tara Reid vehicle.

Before the new season begins, we're going back to the comic series that started it all. The career of Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa as an executive at Archie Comics, and demand for the Riverdale gang in dark genre fiction, both began with a zombie story published in 2013. Showcasing a respect for the characters and who they could be, a masterful control of the medium for pacing and tension, and a fearles...

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 76: Killing Mr Honey by James DeWille & Ted Sullivan; directed by Madchen Amick Finale season came early this year, and we're leaving off on a somewhat conclusive note. Jughead's revenge fantasies are his ticket out of town, as our dead format enthusiast becomes even more of a dead person enthusiast. Thanks for joining...

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 75: Lynchian by Ariana Jackson & Brian E. Paterson; directed by Steven A. Adelson With all that music out of their system the side characters of Riverdale get serious about their true passion: hardcore competitive tickling. Meanwhile Betty is stuck in the past, and Jughead wages a lost format war.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 74: Wicked Little Town by Tessa Leigh Williams; directed by Antonio Negret What happens when TV's top teens incorporate the music of a classic cult musical into their lives? We may never know. I'm not sure this counts as "integrating". We still