Episodes

Episode 15: Death Diner 19.10.2017 57:21

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 15: Nighthawks by Michael Grassi; directed by Allison Anders Archie thinks the world revolves around him as the town descends into severe Cialis addictions chasing a sugar high. Meanwhile, one classic Archie character gets her debut, and another is re-introduced. Can Betty's spunk save us all? What can't Hiram buy? Did...

Episode 14: Jingle Jangle 12.10.2017 53:25

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 14: A Kiss Before Dying by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Rob Seidenglanz Regular Riverdale recaps return! As the second season begins, Fred fights for his life, Veronica fights for love, and Betty fights for what's right. Where's Riverdale's driving instructor when you need them? Is Pop Tate a real character now?...

Bonus 4: Season 1 Primer 04.10.2017 1:02:22

Season 2 is one week away! Let's review and look ahead. We recap our recaps and compress season 1 as much as we can. Then, look at how each of our main characters have changed. Then, discuss all the trailers and official announcements we've seen. Then, wrap up with our usual predictions. Well, "usual" might not be accurate. It's time to get excited! Please share our show around, leave us ratings a...

Bonus 3: Fan Content 01.09.2017 1:20:28

As the off-season ends, we take a look at the myriad things produced by Riverdale fans. We read fanfiction, review fanvideos, and describe image sets. In all, it's an impressive amount of work and creativity. It's fun to see people with a similar passion express that passion in a completely different way. (Is that diplomatic enough? Are the teens satisfied? We dunk on some goofy shit, too) Don't m...

Memory Lane 3: The Archie Show 08.08.2017 1:12:15

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers five episodes of The Archie Show, the first cartoon series based on the Archie characters, which premiered in 1968. Saturday morning cartoons back in the day were cheap, fast, and disposable. We watched 106 minutes of especially cheap examples, and would like to dispose of them. When is Fufu getting the reboot treatment? Doesn'...

Memory Lane 2: Archie Vs Predator 11.07.2017 53:25

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Archie Vs. Predator, the comic series written by Alex de Campi, drawn by Fernando Ruiz, published by Dark Horse comics Some ideas are just fun. Sometimes those ideas grow to include a nuanced take on the intention vs the actions of "nice guys". Sometimes they juggle 17 characters and give them all a reason to be there, and most...

Memory Lane 1: Return to Riverdale 09.06.2017 1:19:48

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers To Riverdale and Back Again/Return to Riverdale by Evan Katz; directed by Dick Lowry Before the CW slathered us in saturated syrup, there was another live-action adaptation. This 1990 NBC Sunday Night Movie ages the crew up 15 years and then puts them right back in the same situations, to awkward and disappointing results. Did...

Episode 13: Greek Suburban Tragedy 12.05.2017 1:15:56

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 13: The Sweet Hereafter by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Lee Toland Krieger The mysteries have been solved and our beloved teens have time to take a look at themselves and their relationships. Jughead gets a new look. Veronica gets a playmate. Fred gets a [SPOILER] The Sticky Maple recipe: https://pastebin.com/5AD...

Episode 12: Sticky Dirty Secrets 05.05.2017 54:23

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 12: Anatomy of a Murder by Michael Grassi, directed by Rob Seidenglanz Plenty of stuff goes down, relationships get tested, but who cares because THE KILLER IS REVEALED! If Jughead's hat and hair are one and the same, is he a JoJo? Does Veronica still think her dad is to blame? How long has Betty had Cheryl on speed dia...

Episode 11: King and Queen of Hell 28.04.2017 1:03:42

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 11: To Riverdale and Back Again by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, directed by Kevin Sullivan Everyone loves Jughead so much that they have no choice but to hurt him. Is Cheryl into her dad, too? What kind of homecoming dance doesn't have crying in the bathroom? How can I get a daily milkshake delivery?

C2E2 2017 recap 27.04.2017 1:38:40

As we mentioned in the last episode, we spent the weekend at the Chicago Comic and Entertainment Expo! Here's an account of what we did, what we bought, and who we met during the show! Don't forget to look at the links below for a bunch of stuff we talk about: Album of pictures we took: http://imgur.com/a/a75Jp Gextra Life 2016 playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLrekaHLD2rhYw-tvUcy7W...

Episode 10: I'm a Weirdo 14.04.2017 1:00:15

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 10: The Lost Weekend by Britta Lundin & Brian E. Paterson; directed by Dawn Wilkinson Bughead gets rocky as Archie enjoys a few on the rocks. Our very best boy gets a special nightmare day. Ronchie gets Raunchy. What exactly are the rules to Secrets and Sins? Why is Instagram obsessed with secret parents? WHAT'S IN THE...

Episode 9: Tapped My Last Tree 07.04.2017 48:03

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 9: La Grande Illusion by James DeWille; directed by Lee Rose Archie sells himself for a guitar. Alice destroys herself for a headline. Veronica prostrates herself to make a friend. Why is everyone putting teens in charge of their corporations? Will we see Valerie again? Isn't syrup tapping season in the Spring?

Episode 8: Bro Whisper 01.04.2017 58:00

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 8: The Outsiders by Julia Cohen; directed by David Katzenberg Everyone is building something. For some it's condos, for some it's relationships, and for some it's a fetus. How can you plan and throw a shower overnight? Does Fred not have employment contracts? Does the singing fish know any of Josie's songs?

Bonus 2: Predictions 24.03.2017 42:18

While we count down the hours until Riverdale returns, let's compare notes on where this is all headed. This bonus episode has new theories and predictions from us, our listeners, and Instagram fans. Might as well slap the cuffs on Grundy now, for murder I mean, in addition the other stuff.

Bonus 1: Riverdale One Shot 18.03.2017 41:35

The Riverdale One-Shot is a comic based on a TV show based on a comic series. These four shorts reveal what our main cast was up to in the weeks before the show began. Turns out our biggest discoveries were the pronunciation of a word and the existence of the Deschanel web empire. PLEASE send us your Riverdale theories to discuss on our next bonus episode! You can tweet us @Sex_Archie, comment on...

Episode 7: #SharpenYourPitchforks 11.03.2017 53:50

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 7: In a Lonely Place by Aaron Allen; directed by Allison Anders Jughead gets arrested and accused of the murder, moves in with Archie, and his dad burned Jason's car. Turns out Grant is very good at predictions. Did the nightclub do more to kill the Drive-in than the serpents did? Is Polly naturally attracted to horror...

Episode 6: Ginger Judas 04.03.2017 47:16

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 6: Chapter Six: Faster, Pussycats! Kill! Kill! by Tessa Leigh Williams & Nicholas Zwart; directed by Steven A. Adelson Betty finds more Polly than she bargained for. Archie finds his voice. Hermione finds a scam. Is there a rival home across the lake run by the brothers of anarchic mercy? Who tries to impress a jazz man...

Episode 5: Maple Syrup 25.02.2017 47:27

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 5: The Heart of Darkness by Ross Maxwell; directed by Jesse Warn While investigating the town's recent crimes, Betty discovers Riverdale's original sin. What a sticky situation! Is any teen in this school not attracted to Archie? Did Archie forget to mention he's younger than the Euro? What was grandma even doing in the...

Episode 4: Is She Your Booty Tutor? 18.02.2017 42:46

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 3: Body Double by Michael Grassi; directed by Mark Piznarski Chapter 4 brings us a desperately-needed Grundectomy and then tears our heart out. The tears will not stop burging. When will we hear Veronica belt showtunes? Can true love bloom at a snack bar? Where were Josie and the Pussycats in this one?

Episode 3: #JusticeForEthel 13.02.2017 26:39

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 3: Body Double by Yolonda E. Lawrence; directed by Lee Toland Krieger In this Very Special Episode, we learn that objectifying young women can lead to major burns and incredible stickiness. This is the one that convinced us we needed to make a podcast to share Riverdale with the world. If its supposed to represent semen...

Episode 2: #RiverdaleStrong 12.02.2017 25:22

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 2: A Touch of Evil by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Lee Toland Krieger In this episode accusations run wild and secrets run deep. How much sage does it take to keep Cheryl at bay? Bolo ties: hot or not? Wait; Jason wasn't invented for the show!?

Episode 1: Archie Got Hot 12.02.2017 34:11

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 1: The River's Edge by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Lee Toland Krieger In this episode we meet our cast and discover their troubles. Why would anyone date the ab-free comics Archie? Who names their daughter 'Geraldine'? Is Reggie a tortured artist with erectile dysfunction?