Sex and the Cidiots

For "What's Sex Got To Do With It," Samantha gets sexually lectured by Maria, Miranda eats trash and is sexually attracted to baked goods, and Carrie does a SECOND episode with annoying jazz guy who apparently is great at banging. We are missing one Jon Daly, but joined by three others: returning guests Jaimie McCaffrey & Elizabeth Deichl, and new friend Nick Pride. Inspired by jazz sex, we also t...

It's all about DTR this episode: defining the relationship. Carrie starts dating an annoying Jazz guy, and has friend dates with Big. Charlotte and Trey start doing it literally all over town, and Samantha gets involved with Maria, who is a GIRL! And Miranda takes an even harder swerve in her dating life, and starts seeing Jim Gaffigan. Hey folks, close the door when you sh*t! Twitter: @sexcidiots...

Carrie goes modeling! Samantha has a sexy nude photoshoot, Charlotte has a depressed vagina (medical diagnosis). Miranda gets hit on at the gym and is mystified by it. The theme today: how do we see ourselves? Also it's guest star central: Heidi Klum, Ed freakin' Koch. Tony Hale, Alan Cumming, Margaret Cho, Mario Cantone and godforsaken Frank Rich all appear. Kevin and Jon go in depth to tell THEI...

Carrie has the saddest 35th birthday party ever in the season 4 debut. Hey, Sex and the City gals - take a friggin' subway! Miranda kills at a party with self-deprecating material, which makes Carrie mad for some reason. Charlotte talks boners with Trey, who adds a new entry to his laundry list of #sexproblems. Everyone talks soulmates. Oh, and Samantha's horny for a monk. But it's mostly about th...

The season 3 finale is a bunch of wake-up calls: for Carrie, it's the rooster literally outside her window. For Samantha, it's loud transexuals (their words!) in the street, who give us the dirtiest quote yet. It's also about moving on: how guys and girls move on from breakups differently, and Miranda and Carrie bump into Steve and Aidan with their new girlfriends. Charlotte is dealing with the en...

Carrie gets mugged! Samantha does a really pushy college virgin! Miranda has too much liquid confidence with a "hot dude"! And Charlotte separates from her soft husband...after an awakening with a hot gardener. Carrie & Samantha Jones go to another Sam Jones's college party, and there's a lot of talk about "Relationship Karma," as Carrie harasses Natasha into the worst apology of all time. At leas...

Kevin and Jon go INSTAGRAM LIVE for this episode (follow us @sexandthecidiots !) . Miranda has a guy literally die before their first date, then hooks up with Carrie's ex at a wake. Charlotte & Samantha fight about sex, and Carrie teaches a seminar on how/where to meet men at the Learning Annex that goes awry. We talk about how guys get ready for first dates & Miranda's first date. Samantha finds...

Samantha is hired by a 13 year old Kat Dennings to plan a fancy bat mitzvah that has EVERYTHING, Miranda gets braces, Carrie hangs with a weed smokin' comic book guy who lives with his parents, and Charlotte and Trey set up a date between Rebecca and Scooner, which gets derailed by JUGGS. This episode is a lot about going back to your youth: passing notes, getting braces, smokin' doobies, etc. Kid...

Carrie accidentally goes Brazilian, which apparently was SHOCKING in 2000, and then she hooks up with Vince Vaughn who is NOT playing Vince Vaughn. Miranda's ex "Letterman Lou" has rage and chewing issues, and Samantha meets Hugh Hefner and heads to the Playboy Mansion. Jon & Kevin talk about the times they went to LA to go to the Emmys because they're BIG TIME SHOWBIZ PEOPLE. Who was your first c...

The ladies go Hollywood! There's a dildo model for Samantha, an insane actual Matthew McConaughey for Carrie, Miranda drugs her cat, talks to a Dique and rips her shirt off on a mechanical bull. Charlotte tries putting stamps on Trey's deal, and she gets...a happy delivery? Kind of. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday

To admit to cheating or not admit to cheating? That is Carrie's question. Charlotte gets married to a guy she hasn't *really* slept with, and gets into a fight with Samantha about bridesmaid dresses. Miranda downgrades her job so weak men aren't scared off by her, and Agent Coulson pretends he's a doctor so she'll be into him. Kevin and Jon talk about times they cheated (academically). Twitter: @s...

Carrie drops a little Chucky Dicks quote on us: "It was the best of times (cheating with Big), it was the worst of times (cheating with Big...also Aidan's there, we guess). She starts rolling out the news of her affair with Big to the rest of her friends. Charlotte gets her bridezilla on, and Miranda is attracted to a man who is a sandwich. Samantha gets an AIDS test -- comedy, people! And Blimpie...

So you can cheat on someone UNTIL they say "I love you," you CAN put a literal price on love, you can get cheated on during phone sex, and it's hard to get you a man who can do both (hold your hand AND f*ck). Also they basically invent Netflix and Postmates in this episode, and there's hella sweaty sex flashbacks. Carrie and Big cheat, that's the main thing. We also talk about what a man's greates...

Oh boy, Carrie and Big really did it this time! At the end of the episode, at least, after an elevator scene that did not age well! Charlotte gets engaged, and Samantha says the greatest phrase we've ever heard a Samantha voice say: "funky tasting spunk," and really goes into detail about BJ talk. Also, maybe the most annoying exchange in history, at the Manhattan Furniture Expo about something ca...

In a new development, Kevin and Jon recommend actually WATCHING this episode! That's how good it was! SO many soundbites, and literal BIG developments. Charlotte "everything-but-girl" thinks she may have found "the One" in Trey, Samantha thinks she's menopausin', Steve is a real baby about wanting babies, and it leads to a moment even JON calls "emotional." Big wants Carrie back bad...kinda. Can h...

Carrie's dating Aidan and things are going...TOO well. At least until Big shows up. Miranda and Steve might be...TOO comfortable (#SkidmarkSteve), and Charlotte meets Trey. Samantha gets addicted to the V(iagra). Do you need some "drama" in a relationship to make it good? What drugs have you had sex on? What's Rudy's in NYC? How important is the "stomach flip"? Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @...

Kevin & Jon are joined by their best lady friend, guest co-host Elizabeth Kuchta Deichl for a very special episode: "Are We Sluts?" (Spoiler, we are!) Aidan sends mixed sex/no sex signals to Carrie, including a REALLY weird bath, Miranda gets Chlamydia, one of Samantha's not-so-gentlemanly callers lets in a robber, and she gets shunned all the way to the Meat Packing district, and Charlotte has a...

BIG NEWS: Carrie meets Aidan! We haven't seen this show before, but even we know this is a big deal. Samantha dates a black man whose chef sister disapproves, and Charlotte has a good date until the guy tries to swallow her face. Maybe the biggest news is that Carrie kind of tries to quit smoking? Do we even KNOW her anymore? Oh and Steve takes the worst looking half court basketball shot of all t...

Maybe this Sex and the City episode didn't age well, but at least it had Alanis Morissette! Carrie's into someone who likes both guys & gals, and her response is basically: whaaaaaaaat?!?! Samantha fires an employee so she can f*ck him, Miranda deals with a clingy, space-invading Steve, and Charlotte dresses like a BOY! Ladies and gentlemen and gentlemen and ladies, this episode is all about gende...

Carrie runs into Big's new wife, who makes her feel so inferior she buys new shoes to impress her at lunch. Classic move! Samantha takes the gals to the spa, grabs some junk and gets in trouble, while Charlotte reveals she's #TeamNeverNude. Miranda's housekeeper tries to sex-shame her, but NO ONE sex shames Miranda! You already KNOW! We also talk about the New York Times Wedding Announcements, and...

Oh boy, in this episode, Carrie gets a p. bad sex request (unless you're into it!), Samantha dates a tiny man with BDE, Charlotte wants to bone Dan Quayle, and sets up a "used date" party, where people bring someone they DON'T want to date. Miranda & Steve talk about going "exclusive." Do women like being picked up? What's the weirdest thing you've been asked to do, sex-wise? Twitter: @sexcidiotsp...

Season 3 premiere, and it's on FIRE! But then it's quickly put out because there are a bunch of firefighters in this episode. Carrie judges, Samantha f's one, and another great guest star (John Slattery) shows up to date Carrie. Big question: "Do women just want to be rescued?" and Charlotte says: "I've been dating since I was 15, I'm exhausted, where is he?!" Charlotte's guy punches everybody and...

Season 2 finale! Mr. Big is engaged to a young woman named Natasha, Miranda & Steve get back together, Samantha deals with Kevin's REAL LIFE FRIEND Mr. Too Big, John Enos! And Charlotte...is in love with a horse? Man, that was weird. And we get the scene about "The Way We Were." Can you be friends with an ex?! Can Jon and Kevin? Have you ever made a "scene" at a restaurant? How big of a D is too b...

The gals go to the Hamptons, find out Big is dating a new gal, and one of 'em gets crabs (not from the sea). There's a 25-year-old virgin who loves Carrie's column, and some B-word who disrespects Samantha gets what's coming to her. Also Miranda, uh, goes shopping? Great work. Kevin talks about how he got Liza Minelli's phone number, and we bemoan the spoilers in the OPENING FRIGGIN' CREDITS. And...

Was it good for you? We say, it was "fine." Carrie dates an alcoholic / is a human relapse, but his hilarious first sober sex is all worth it. Charlotte puts a man to bed, Samantha has a couple of gay friends who want to try out straight sex. If you thought Miranda was the boring one, guess what? In this one, she gets new sheets. And, uh, that's it. How do you know if you're good in bed? Are we be...