Sex and the Cidiots

Carrie goes to Berger's apartment for the first time, and hears all about his exes. Charlotte gives away Christmas and is going full Jewish, Miranda finds condoms in a diaper bag and gets mad about Steve's new relationship, and Samantha does sexy things with waiter Jerry and pays him $300 for getting fired. Guest appearance by Jennifer Coolidge! Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon Twitter: @sexcidiot...

In "Great Sexpectations" it's time for Carrie and Berger to disappoint each other in bed, several times! Samantha wins the fight to have sex with a hot waiter. Charlotte begins the process of going Jewish and finds third time is the charm, and Miranda gets really into the BBC (not porn) on her Tivo. Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots

In the season 6 premiere, Carrie opens the stock market and goes on ALL the dates, including a first official date with Berger, and she runs into AIDEN. Samantha becomes the patron saint of "white gentrifiers getting mad about other white gentrifiers," then bangs a guy all the way to federal prison. Miranda realizes she's in love with Steve and tries to tell him. Charlotte is bummed about Harry's...

Season 5's finale is a great one, and it sees guest star Nathan Lane get married in the Hamptons...to a WOMAN?! Carrie sees Berger again, which goes great until it doesn't, Charlotte goes with less-hairy Harry (after a back waxing) to the wedding, and Samantha hosts a big party at Richard's Hamptons estate. Miranda hooks up with Steve and catches some feelings. Also, there are melons. Enough with...

In The Big Journey, Carrie forgets Big gave her a FREE PLANE TICKET and takes a train to San Francisco to try to get laid. Samantha joins her on the trip because she's sick of New York. Charlotte gets busy with Harry in his friend's bachelor pad, and Miranda does nothing! Come for the Sex and the City chat, stay for Jon's solo show-within-a-show when Kevin goes to get whiskey from the other room....

Carrie has an all-time "selfish Carrie" episode as she gets a book review, but obsesses over a "bad face" she gets from Aidan's latest ex, Nina Katz. Miranda struggles with a baby who won't stop crying, Samantha struggles to relate to Miranda's new life, and struggles to return a vibrator. Charlotte finalizes her divorce and meets a certain bald lawyer we feel like is gonna be around a while. It's...

Carrie's got a big book launch party, she meets Berger, Sam burns her face off (temporarily), Miranda holds off on telling an f-buddy that she has a kid until the VERY last moment, and Charlotte bones a long-haired blond dude who gets scared away by Bunny. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots

Carrie does the photo shoot for her book's cover, Samantha blows a delivery guy and gets sensitive about it, Miranda goes to Weight Watchers and snags a man who's very enthusiastic about going downtown for the ladies, and Charlotte gets into self-help books before almost murdering a woman with one. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots

It's Charlotte's 36th birthday, and she's decided to stay at 35, but go to Atlantic City (after much persuasion by Carrie). Carrie wants to rally the girls together for a real weekend out, Miranda gets her first nights away from the baby, and Samantha struggles with losing her mind over cheatin', private jet flyin', pearl thong gift givin' boyfriend. Woo! Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexand...

Carrie gets a book deal, and a deal to be Brody's Godmother. Miranda decides to go along with baptizing baby Brady, and meets Steve's drunk mom. Charlotte is saying her affirmations and going to seminars by jerky dating con-women but still isn't finding love, and Samantha takes Richard back. How many out of 100 randoms on the street would you sleep with? What about 69ing, is that a thing? Guest st...

Sex and the City season 5 premiere is a love letter to NYC, full of sailors on fleet week. In the first episode filmed post-9/11, Carrie has the perfect "single in New York" day, and gets wooed by a well-mannered Southern sailor. Richard comes crawling back to Samantha, and gets a drink in his face for it. Miranda worries about how having a baby is changing her relationship with her friends, and C...

It's the season 4 finale and it's good! Big leaves NYC after one last evening with Carrie, Miranda has a baby, and Jon gives Kevin insider info on the birthing room experience. Samantha suspects Richard of cheating, and goes incognito to track him and find out. Charlotte gets picked up at work, and tries to take him home for sex but her huge apartment is too scary. It's an emotional one! Twitter:...

Carrie is literally IN VOGUE - starting a job at the magazine, with a mean Candace Bergen editor and an older guy editor that is nicer...until he's too nice. Charlotte goes nuts planning Miranda's baby shower, and Samantha gets Richard what he wants for his birthday: a three-way. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots  

Oh boy, this episode begins with an ending: Carrie and Aidan fully break up, and he moves out. It's sad! Then Carrie has money problems (less sad, sell a shoe, girl), Miranda farts a lot, Charlotte struggles with what to do with her engagement ring, and whether or not to just give Carrie money, and Samantha gets a bunch of gifts that are, well, kind of from Richard. And Carrie is forced to...ride...

Carrie has a wedding dress panic attack, and Aidan pushes her to commit to *actually* getting married someday. Meanwhile, Samantha pitches monogamy to Richard, who doesn't like it, so she hooks up with "JJ". Charlotte is tap dancing through her divorce, and Miranda finds out the gender of her upcoming baby. Happy Coronaepisode! The world is buring and we're still talking Sex and the City! What a t...

Surprise, it's the first post-9/11 episode! Carrie is showing her patriotism with American flag-inspired outfits, and the girls get together and go out to the gay club! Carrie gets a gay boyfriend, and gets away from lazy, stay-at-home, KFC-eating Aidan. Charlotte & Trey get in Home & Gardens before calling it quits, Miranda sees a coworker at a gay club and end up revealing each other's secrets,...

Carrie and Aidan have their BIGGEST fight yet (that doesn't involve cheating, at least)! Samantha catches feelings for Richard while Miranda catches a dick, and Trey gives Charlotte a cardboard baby, which fixes everything and which everyone obviously loves! Also, folks, we see a penis. FINALLY. Equality! We also talk Secret Single Behavior. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots

Two proposals, two barfs! Carrie's apartment goes co-op, and she has a nice new landlord swoop in to buy her apartment/an engagement ring. Carrie snoops, finds it, freaks out, and then...well, look at the title. Samantha starts having sex with her jerky boss, Miranda tells Steve she's pregnant, and Charlotte is trying to get pregnant, looking into Mandarin girls to adopt, and flips out at a Scotti...

So, Miranda's pregnant! WHOOPS! That's the big story here, as her pity sex with Steve has now left her weighing her options. Carrie returns to the scene that led to her pregnancy/abortion 13 years earlier, and Charlotte finds out that it's unlikely that she'll ever be able to get pregnant. This is a heavy episode, folks! But we think it's a pretty good one. Oh and Sam uses guest star Lucy Liu's na...

Big and Aidan finally get together in this one, up at the country house Carrie inexplicably lets Big come up to. Samantha fights for a job some sexist guy tries not to give her, Charlotte gets Trey to test his baby making abilities, and Miranda deals with Steve and his ball envy, post-testicular surgery. Drink everytime there's a "balls" reference and then call 911 immediately! Twitter: @sexcidiot...

Steve loses a nut! It finally happened! Miranda gets tough with him about taking care of himself, Carrie is a big weirdo about going to a cabin 40 minutes away, Samantha bones a farmer, and Charlotte deals with Trey's mom and her creepy enthusiasm about the baby. Also: has Samantha had sex with someone from all 50 states? Is Carrie an only child, youngest, oldest, or middle? How much do you compro...

Miranda's mom passes away unexpectedly, and that's really what this episode is about. There's other stuff: bra fitting (Jaimie McCaffrey & Kristen Daly make a cameo to talk about how much SATC nailed that scene), Carrie's computer crashes, and Samantha has trouble logging off...so to speak. Charlotte's here too. One of our cohosts experiecned exactly this episode in real life recently, so buckle u...

Carrie & Aidan have passive aggressive times, after Big's voice pops up on an answering machine during sex, and they talk forgiveness. Charlotte chooses her choice to quit her job, Miranda's sprained neck leads to Aidan having to carry her around naked, Samantha teaches a bushy man how to manscape. Aidan is moving away from Carrie while trying to be with her (she's out of the nook!), and Jon & Kev...

In "Baby, Talk is Cheap," Sam gets fake nips and gets a baby talker interested in her boobie woobies, Miranda finds out her butt is "on the menu," Carrie learns what email is & starts things up again with Aidan, who's acting one way and talking another. Charlotte and Trey have baby fever, despite their horrible friends, and Jon has a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT that SHOCKS Kevin, and we caught it on tape. It...

Happy New Year, and Jon is back to talk Ghost Town! But don't worry, he gets a few squirting thoughts in too. Carrie & Miranda's exes are apparently best friends and business partners now, as Aidan & Steve open a bar. Miranda has an ACTUAL ghost, maybe? Samantha takes a million baths, and has to deal with aggressive f-buddies. Charlotte fights with Bunny again and there's a lot of talk about rock...