Sex and the Cidiots

Well, don't Kevin & Jon know how to time things perfectly: Sex and the City is officially coming back with an HBO reboot titled "And Just Like That." Kevin and Jon talk about what we know now, what we expect to happen, and more. We can't wait to podcast with Sex and the City AS IT HAPPENS. We also talk about how Kevin got millions of hits on TikTok and was the #1 trend on Buzzfeed this weekend. NB...

Merry Christmas, Cidiots! For a little holiday fun, Kevin and Jon have decided to give the podcast treatment to the Christmas classic of all Christmas classics, "It's A Wonderful Life." You better believe there are some truly terrible Jimmy Stewart impressions in here, as a gift to you! Happy holidays to everyone except Billy and Mr. Potter!

It's the first installment of the "Sex and the Cidiots: Movie Club!" The first movie is: When Harry Met Sally. A classic that Jon had never seen before (Kevin and his wife won a trivia contest about this movie just a couple months ago in Brooklyn, NBD), and this podcast is just slightly longer than the movie itself. Ridiculous? Yes. More ridiculous than "college" Billy Crystal? Nothing is! We'll h...

Part 2 of Movie 2, let's finish this chapter strong, Cidiots! We are going to Abu Dhabi and it is a PROBLEM! What is even HAPPENING?! Kissin' Aidan, talking about bad kids, telling Big about kissin' Aidan, and Sam having sex on a car. Charlotte's worried about her BBIB, but the biggest drama is: will they have to fly COACH?! The horror! This two and a half hour ad from the Abu Dhabi tourism board...

Sex and The City 2: The Movie. Well, this one gets weird! In Part One of our two-part extravaganza, we talk about gay weddings, Liza Minelli, Carrie & Big losing their sparkle, Charlotte's bad baby, a sex leprechaun of a babysitter, Miranda quitting her job, Steve being confused about what "jobs" are, and Sam getting all the gals a trip to Abu Dhabi. It's fun! Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon Inst...

We pick up the second half of the first movie in MEXICO! Carrie is sad until Charlotte sh*ts herself, and brings her back to life. Carrie gets a fun new assistant played by Jennifer Hudson, Samantha and Smith come to a tough decision, Miranda and Steve try to find their way back to each other, and we see a dong! Charlotte brings a new member into her family and in the end, we get a little bit of a...

Sex and the City: The Movie, Part One! It's a marathon to talk about this movie so we broke it into two halves. In this half? Wedding planning and a new apartment for Carrie...and then running away from that wedding with her girls, and heading to Mexico. Miranda and Steve break a sex drought, then break up (because of Steve's wandering dick), Samantha and Smith are living life in LA, and Charlotte...

We have a Patreon! We're doing more podcasts, live zooms, Q&A's, movie drink-alongs, and even ON DEMAND podcasts, you're invited to all of it! On this mini-episode, Kevin and Jon talk about the next steps for the show, and what people who join us as patrons will get. Go to www.patreon.com/kevinandjon and check it out, and we hope you stay with us. But for free, next week in this very feed: the Sex...

It's the finale. The end of an era, Cidiot Nation. Carrie misses out on her party, but finds where she's really supposed to be, thanks to a Big meet cute. Charlotte and Harry find their girl. Miranda and Steve deal with his mom's health problems, and take her in. Samantha loses a bit of herself, only to find it again with Smith. And Kevin and Jon talk about it all, in Jon's garage, for two hours....

Part one of the finale! Carrie has her going away dinner with the gals, rejects Mr. Big's attempt to rekindle things, and goes to Paris! Which...sucks, mostly! Miranda is there for her at her lowest moment, and then gives Big his mission. Samantha gives a sweaty speech, loses a wig and wins over a crowd, and Charlotte and Harry make real moves to start the adoption process. One more episode to go...

Welp, a lady falls out a window and Carrie decides to go to Paris. There's other stuff, but those are the things you remember! Miranda is the only one who challenges Carrie on giving up her NYC life for The Russian, who is a jerk at a dinner party. Candace Bergen tries to steal Carrie's man even though she should be into Wallace Shawn. It's a Bicks! Follow our socials before it's too late: Patreon...

It's the one where Carrie just bails on all her friends to stay at the Russian's for days, and then tries to get him to meet them! It goes BADLY. Miranda and Steve start to settle into their Brooklyn home, Samantha deals with "Smith is gay" rumors, and Charlotte and Elizabeth Taylor find dog show stardom. Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon Instagram: @sexandthecidiots Twitter: @sexcidiotspod

The Russian brings a date to Carrie's apartment for the first time, and murders a mouse with a pan. But then, it gets worse! Sam has an awkward moment while doing a "job" and ends up taking it all off (her hair). Charlotte gets bad news about IVF, but she ends up getting a cute, furry delivery. Miranda makes a big decision: to move out of Manhattan, and slum it in an multi-million dollar apartment...

While Miranda goes on a honeymoon she hates, Carrie babysits Brady and considers a life with and without kids - with or without the Russian. Samantha finds out she needs chemo, and fights to get herself - and a nun - in with the best doctor in town. Brady also catches Charlotte and Harry doing it, and he laughs them out of the room. Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagra...

Miranda and Steve get married! Samantha has the silliest plotline take the most serious turn, and the ladies rally around her. Aleksander does every corny thing you can think of for Carrie, including reading poetry to her, and Miranda rightly calls it out as disgusting. Harry & Charlotte have a romantic night, until all the romance comes out later that night in the bathroom. Patreon: patreon.com/k...

Carrie spends the night with the Russian and says "lover" WAY too much, Charlotte decides to volunteer to help the blind and prepares by being blind for 20 minutes in a mall, Miranda and Steve have a showdown with the suddenly psychotic Robert, and Samantha decides she needs an old man, and an old Dick -- specifically, Richard. This episode brought to you by clownp*ssy.net! Patreon: patreon.com/ke...

Carrie meets "The Russian," and we are rushin'...to get him off our TVs, because boy does he suck. It's the season finale of the first half of the last season (cool system, HBO!) and Carrie bags herself an artist who thinks she's a "comic." Charlotte finds out she is pregnant, then deals with real tragedy. The gals come together at Brady's first birthday, and Miranda and Steve have an epiphany ove...

Jon had another baby and he's BACK! Just in time for Mr. Big's heart procedure, and Carrie's waterworks. Steve sees Robert and Miranda f'ing and then gets a tampon up his nose (semi-related). Charlotte goes to an alternative fertility doctor and gets to be a "pin-up" girl of sorts, and Samantha freaks out when Smith wants to hold her hand. Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon Twitter: @sexcidiotspod I...

We love this episode! It's big high school vibes, as Carrie's HS boyf David Duchovny reappears, they have great chemistry, and he goes to a mental hospital. Miranda gets jealous of a cheerleader, Sam sneaks the gals into the SoHo House, Stanford goes to prom with his former escort boyfriend, and we have a new conspiracy theory: Carrie was AMISH. Oh and Charlotte's just fun and hangin' out. Patreon...

It's THE episode about Carrie and her shoes! Carrie's awful friend judges her for...getting her shoes stolen, at that friend's house, we guess? Thankfully, that terrible friend pays in the end. Harry is a "naked all over the house" guy and Charlotte tries to be cool about it, and Miranda finds a new hot doctor/neighbor she's interested in. Samantha? Gets food thrown on her by a baby. Put away your...

Charlotte gets married (again)! And everything goes wrong, which means it's all right. Carrie gets on a trapeze, then has bad hookups with Harry's best man, then gets back on a trapeze! Sam is still scared of things getting serious with Smith, as he goes away to shoot his movie and we're all talking about "expiration dating," and Miranda goes to embarrassing lengths to NOT meet Steve's girlfriend...

The girls go to BED! Charlotte tries to be chill about her new engagement to Harry. Carrie tries to recover from the Post-It dumping with a girls night out, and ends up freaking at Berger's friends. Samantha watches Smith go on TRL and gets in a bar fight. Oh and Miranda wears skinny jeans. Is there a good way to break up? Everything does NOT happen for a reason, dammitt! Patreon: patreon.com/kevi...

Charlotte is the hottest single Jew in town, Miranda worries about missing out on Brady time because of work, and Samantha's new boyfriend becomes the Absolut Hunk and starts getting some industry heat, because his dong is 3 stories tall. Carrie and Berger struggle, break up, get back together, and then end on a down note (literally). Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instag...

Berger gets jealous of Carrie's success, even though he fights against it, all the way to the red carpet (after a bad motorcycle ride). Samantha gets everyone to her newly named boyfriend's pantsless premiere, Miranda finds Steve sleeping over on the couch, and finds herself making cupcakes for his girlfriend. Charlotte...stays Jewish, I guess? Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon Twitter: @sexcidiots...

It's the "He's Just Not That Into You" episode! Miranda loves Berger's phrase, and applies it to her new dates. All the ladies love Berger at their dinner together, Carrie & Berger exchange "ILY" bombs, and then have a big fight about her reading his book. Scrunchies! Sam & Jerry do some dress-up role play until Jerry scares Sam by being really real, and Charlotte makes her first big Jewish dinner...