Sex and the Cidiots

Jon has three options for what this episode title means - 1 right, 1 almost, and 1 super wrong. Carrie dates Justin Theroux for the SECOND time in this series and now he has a problem with sexual "timing." Miranda dates a divorced dad and his sh*tty kid, and Charlotte's divorced brother shows up, and Samantha gives him a BIG welcome. If you're not clicking sexually, can you still make it work? Whe...

Carrie has an "F" buddy, or an "S" buddy, depending on what channel you're watching this on. Samantha has fun with a noisy sex couple next door, Charlotte double books dates on a night, and Miranda dates a total f'ing loser who is of course named "Kevin." The gals (and our guys) talk about their dating patterns, and we get the return...of Skippy. Oh and ya Cidiots went corporate -- we have our fir...

Shot through the heart, and WE are to blame, because Bon freaking Jovi is in this episode. In "The Games People Play," Carrie "has the poof," whatever the F that means. She's talking to her friends about Big nonstop, and ends up going to therapy and having an important revelation: "I pick the wrong men." Oh and they play games, like Twister. Miranda has a flashing party with a neighbor. Samantha d...

"The Exquisite Pain" is the translation of this French-titled episode, but we define it as THE Carrie / Big Episode. Big goes to France for work (whatever that is) doesn't involve Carrie in the decision, and gets a burger thrown at his head. The other storylines: there's a "foot guy" who offers Charlotte shoes for perving on her feet, and Miranda's new guy gets turned on by having sex in public. S...

Carrie leaves stuff at Big's place - did we not already do this?! - and he freaks. Miranda's lazy ovary cause problems for her and a gross hairplug guy, Charlotte dates a gay/straight guy or a straight/gay guy, and Samantha tries to dump the man who once dumped her, and proves she has real-ass feelings. Have Kevin & Jon ever revenge dumped a person? Why is Jon now an official feminist ally, and wh...

Uh oh, it's the big "I love you" episode for Carrie & Big. Miranda tries to buy Steve a suit and it does NOT go well, Samantha deals with a mean / problematic servant, and Charlotte becomes a kind of servant of her own, to a movie star, and comes out as a real anti-working class 1%-er. COOL! Oh and it's STRAIGHT HAIR CARRIE TIME! And you say penguin snatch, I say duck clutch, let's call the whole...

One big theme of Old Dogs, New Dicks: can you change men? Mr. Big agrees to stay over at Carrie's apartment for the first time, Miranda and Steve try to work out their sex schedule, and Charlotte makes a guy get circumcized. Jon & Kevin talk Morning Sex vs. Night Sex, women changing or trying to change them, how long they can snuggle for, and what's the deal with circumcision? Patreon: patreon.com...

The Man, The Myth, The Viagra, and STEVE SHOWS UP! Steve the Bartender becomes the coolest guy to have Miranda be mean to him yet. Samantha considers boning a super old rich dude. Big calls Carrie his girlfriend for the first time. We also see the worst representation of a comedy club in recent televised history. Also there are relationship myths, and the biggest boner-killing cameo of all time. P...

It's "The Chicken Dance," but really it's the episode where an interior decorator friend marries Miranda's crush out of nowhere, makes Charlotte her VERY flirty bridesmaid, and gets Carrie to write a poem for her wedding. Big goes with Carrie to the wedding and is a real d-bag the whole time. And Samantha has a Deja F*ck. Oh and Carrie gets a toothbrush at Big's. Well, not a full toothbrush, they'...

This episode is graded on a curve...The Cheating Curve! Carrie gets back with Big, Charlotte tries to join the lesbian Avengers, Miranda is surrounded by porn, and Charlotte deals with a personal trainer who loves NOT doing it. WHAT IS CHEATING?! WHAT IS A POWER LESBIAN ELITE?! WHAT IS A DIAPHRAGM?! Kevin & Jon cut a promo on allll the other SATC pods, and Kevin takes down "Big Male G-Spot." Jon t...

A fasion designer dies, the ladies go to a high-profile funeral, and Charlotte gets horny for a widower. Carrie decides life is short, time to go Big (again), Samantha flirts with a rich married guy and almost gets blackballed from NYC social life, and Miranda deals with sexist bullsh*t while buying an apartment and almost CHOKES! Jon & Kevin talk about getting back with exes after a break, we say...

Kevin McCaffrey and "Podcast Daddy" Jon Daly are NOT "faking it" in the episode titled "They Shoot Single People, Don't They" which features Miranda spurring a conversation about faking orgasms, Carrie lands a BAD magazine cover, Samantha gets played, and Charlotte bags a man to do "man stuff," temporarily. Jon also brings some SERIOUS research to tell us about the movie this episode title is base...

Jon wanted Carrie to play the field, and Sex And The City LISTENED! Carrie dates "NUMEROUS FREAKS," and becomes a freak herself! We talk: sex music playlists, dealbreakers, and what cosmetic surgery we'd get. And Samantha eats her first BIG MAC! Is there someone named "Mr. Pussy" in this episode? There is. There's also "sexy lawyer talk." Also WHAT'S IN THE SECRET BOX! Patreon: patreon.com/kevinan...

Advising friends to break up with their significant others? Dicey! Most unrealistic thing about this ep? No guy doesn't know the size of his d*ck. The BIG problem in this episode is a genuinely abusive husband who Kevin & Jon wanna beat up. YIKES. Smaller problems include Carrie getting caught having to advise a breakup, Miranda trying dirty talk, Charlotte hanging out with a dog she doesn't even...

SEASON 2 Premiere! We're blowin' up like Carrie's dating life! She's getting over her Big breakup by dating the hot new Yankee, Samantha is STILL dating the guy with the tiny dink, and Charlotte deals with a guy who can't stop grabbing his balls even though he "comes from a good family" and "went to Brown." Jesus, Charlotte. Oh, and Miranda knows a lot of fake baseball stats. And how about timing:...

SEASON 1 FINALE! Carrie stalks Big's mom and gets introduced as a "friend," Miranda dates "Catholic guy" who is very, very weird about sex and showers, Charlotte gets a "single" fortune, over and over. And Samantha? Well, she's dealing with a small dink, and she is VERY sad about it. We answer all the big questions, including, will Kevin and Jon FINALLY KISS?! Thanks for listening and let's get se...

Carrie almost farts her way out of a relationship! This episode could have been called NOT sex and the city. Jon and Kevin get PERSONAL and talk about their longest personal droughts, and their sleeping preferences, and whether they are in a "fart couple" or a "non-fart couple." There's a "yoga no-sex pervert" who's blue balling Samantha, a rapid-fire HJ, and the quote "Kevin is a sex maniac" happ...

You have sex on that couch, you buy it! A turning point for Sex and the City as a series, a former party girl has moved to the suburbs, is having a baby, and shows our gals how the OTHER side lives. And our gals? They do NOT like it (except Charlotte, for a while). This one hits home, because JON had a baby and moved to the suburbs, and KEVIN is still drunk and partying in the city. We get deep! O...

Men have been replaced by a sex toy, and you know who does a good impression of that sex toy? JON. This episode is basically alllll C-stories! There's a guy with bad breath named "Turtle," all the ladies are a bunch of dicks at a wedding, and this is really the coming out party for the sex toy called "the Rabbit." Honestly, most of the episode is about vibrators. Oh and Mr. Big doesn't want to get...

This episode is a lot about three ways! Miranda is the last choice for 3-way buddy among the friends, Carrie finds out Mr. Big was married, and pitches a book about a smoking child to his wife, and everyone who sees Charlotte instantly becomes the horniest person you've ever seen. And Samantha..AVOIDS a three way. New Cidiot alert: Jon now has a child! This is the first episode since he went full...

Carrie thinks everything is great with Big, until she sees him on a date with another woman, and finds out they do not fit the title of the show: "The Monagamists." And Carrie starts putting her relationship in front of her friendships, or as our guest/Kevin's wife Jaimie says, Carrie puts "Dicks before Chicks." Outside of that, it's a lot of blow-J talk! Charlotte hates 'em, everyone else loves '...

We are joined by our first "guest" - Jon's wife Kristen! This ep is a lot about people who are hiding someone they're dating, or worrying if they're the one being hidden. The name of the episode? SECRET SEX. But guess what? It's Carrie & Big's FIRST DATE, and Miranda finds a LARGE PORN. Also covered in this episode: the math you have to do to decide when to have sex, our "secret" people we've date...

How "sexy" is this episode? The ladies attempt to eat at a place called BALLSACK (sp?), there's also paintings of lady parts, but really the highlight is us trying to describe Skippy's dong. As a bonus, you get to hear about Jon's "special occasion" underwear. BESIDES that, thematically, this is about what the episode title says: "The Power of Female Sex." Specifically, he ethics and feelings arou...

This one is a lot about butt stuff! It's clubbin' time! Carrie dates a 20-something -- even if that 20-something (Timothy Olyphant) now seems like he's just been a DILF forever. There's a bris, some "What ARE we?!" confusion with Mr. Big, and J-o-n Jon is the hottest chef in town. (Samantha is working the restaurant opening, and...other stuff.) And we ask what everyone's wondering: how good *is* P...

The singleds have a war against the marrieds! Wait, Jon and Kevin are marrieds - are they at war? WHO KNOWS?! Carrie goes to the Hamptons and gets a sneak peak of a ding dong, gets her eggs creeped on, Miranda fakes gay, and, this is gonna blow your mind: Samantha f*cks! Are you worried about subtlety? Well guess what, the guy who whips the D around is named "Peter," so don't worry about that. Als...